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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 23/09/2026

The horror story version of this would include a reveal that you live alone.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 21/09/2026

Just now on Instagram, I scrolled past 26 posts before I reached one that wasn’t an ad or AI. Instagram is useless.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 21/09/2026

I’m at the doctor’s office waiting room and a woman just walked in dressed exactly like Mario (overalls, red shirt, red hat) and she has a cockatiel on her shoulder. You needed to know this.

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Baby Mario's Happy Dance

ALT: Baby Mario's Happy Dance

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 20/09/2026

If journalist hadn’t lost their teeth years ago they’d be bringing down this presidency over far less than being kicked out of the White House rather than whining about it from an ivory tower in New York.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 18/09/2026

Job interview at the FBI…

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/09/2026

Hey, LA people. This movie is showing at the Laemmle in NoHo Oct 2-8. You should see it because it’s amazing, but also because a couple of my awesome friends are producers on it.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/09/2026

Trump is the Lee Harvey Oswald of buildings.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Hong Kong Cavaliers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 15/09/2026

After the Emmys, I feel totally justified for hounding people to watch Widow’s Bay from day one.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 15/09/2026

I want to go on record as saying Jack Dorsey bowed to profit over patriotism. Not a surprise, just want to make sure we don’t forget ALL of the villains when we’re rounding them up.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 14/09/2026

Similar pain: Why in the blue fuck do we need a mini trailer of the trailer we’re about to watch?

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 12/09/2026

Nothing says “enjoy this popcorn flick,” like a semester’s worth of back assignments.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 10/09/2026

I wrote a humor book about how to be president. I ended it with a choose your own adventure story about dealing with a national crisis and that part was logistically the hardest thing I've ever had to write. Also, it came out after Trump was first elected and nobody was in the mood to laugh, so...

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Man's Amused Shoulder Shrug

ALT: Man's Amused Shoulder Shrug

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 10/09/2026

TIL the white suit worn by the slasher Little Death in "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" is called a unionall and is typically worn by funeral home staff when handling particularly messy bodies.

Still from the film "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" that shows the killer Little Death in their unique attire: A semi-transparent coverall and a mask made of a large box-shaped air vent.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 09/09/2026

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Why doesn't the film look just like the comic?" I don't know. Why don't my bath towels look like a stained glass window? Probably because they're two totally different things.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 09/09/2026

I do not mean this as an insult, but Elizabeth Holmes looks like she escaped from a 1980s Don Bluth movie.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 08/09/2026

I know things seem awful right now, but they are.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 06/09/2026

*insert “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme*

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 04/09/2026

Grocery Bagger: *grabs my shopping bag* Everything that'll fit? Me: Oh, hey, thanks. Grocery Bagger: ... Me: ... Grocery Bagger: ... Me: I thought you said you like my fit. Grocery Bagger: ... Me: ... Grocery Bagger: So, uh...? Me: Yeah, that works.

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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.

Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 02/09/2026

The first Alfredo sauce wasn’t cream based. It was just butter, garlic and a dusting of parmesan. We’ve all been lied to.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 01/09/2026

When you find my body, please make sure my dog knows it’s her fault for leaving that chew toy in the middle of the floor.

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Welcome to the 1980s. Everything is beige. Welcome to the 2020s. Everything is gray.

Ebenezer: The Rise of Robin Hood

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Coincidentally, “the right ballpark” is how I describe my sexuality.

I’m at an Avenged Sevenfold concert. I haven’t seen this much black clothing since the Johnny Cash impersonator convention.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 30/08/2026

Post your getaway vehicle(s)

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 28/08/2026

Just got blocked by a MAGA dumbass on Tumblr because I went scorched earth on him.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 28/08/2026

We may never determine the percentage of MAGA social accounts that are bots. But, I don't think the distinction matters. Even human MAGAs have proven themselves ridiculously easy to program.

David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 27/08/2026

The father, the son, the holy spirit, an 8-ball and $2 million.

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 27/08/2026

My wife couldn't remember the title "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma," so she called it "Killer Lesbian Camp."

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 26/08/2026

Surprise, everyone! I, too, am actually a Robin Hood movie.