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David Vienna

@davidvienna.com
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Screenwriter, author, pasta enthusiast, creator of that one parenting method with a cuss word in the name, co-founder of Ridiculous Danger, co-creator of two teens. davidvienna.com/linktree

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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16h
Illustration by @jayfosgitt.bsky.social
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 29/09/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 25/09/2026
Scored new art for our living room.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 18/09/2026
Job interview at the FBI…
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/09/2026
Hey, LA people. This movie is showing at the Laemmle in NoHo Oct 2-8. You should see it because it’s amazing, but also because a couple of my awesome friends are producers on it.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hong Kong Cavaliers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 15/09/2026
After the Emmys, I feel totally justified for hounding people to watch Widow’s Bay from day one.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 10/09/2026
TIL the white suit worn by the slasher Little Death in "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" is called a unionall and is typically worn by funeral home staff when handling particularly messy bodies.
Still from the film "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" that shows the killer Little Death in their unique attire: A semi-transparent coverall and a mask made of a large box-shaped air vent.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 09/09/2026
I do not mean this as an insult, but Elizabeth Holmes looks like she escaped from a 1980s Don Bluth movie.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 03/09/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle(s)
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 28/08/2026
Just got blocked by a MAGA dumbass on Tumblr because I went scorched earth on him.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 28/08/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 27/08/2026
The father, the son, the holy spirit, an 8-ball and $2 million.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 23/08/2026
"Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" is so far my favorite movie of 2026. Jane Schoenbrun is a goddamn mad genius, who weaves horror tropes, nostalgia, humor, pop culture, and deft camerawork into a story ultimately about sexual awakening.
Still from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma that shows Hannah Einbinder as Kris and Gillian Anderson as Billy lit from behind as they watch a movie.Still from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma of the 1980s slasher movie villain "Little Death," who wears a bulky square air vent-type mask and holds up their signature weapon, a long metal spear.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 15/08/2026
But, have you tried Fruit Rounds?
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 06/08/2026
Republicans right now…
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 30/07/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 19/07/2026
Me at my band's practice space in the mid-'90s thinking I was gonna be the next Kurt Cobain.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 13/07/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 12/07/2026
There has never been a more appropriate time to use this gif…
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 05/07/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 01/07/2026
I got a Widow’s Bay shirt. (The last time I bought a shirt of TV show character, it was an iron-on of Orko from the Masters of the Universe cartoon that I got at the mall when I was a wee lad.)
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 01/07/2026
I’ve liked Katie Dippold since before Widow’s Bay. I even have a sticker of her on my car.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 26/06/2026
@duckduckgo.com You're making it really hard to love you.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 14/06/2026
Same.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 27/05/2026
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 23/05/2026
This mentality.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 22/05/2026
Paramount+? More like Paramount-, amirite?
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 20/05/2026
Feed cleanse doggo.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 10/05/2026
Love it when a movie not only lives up to the hype, but surpasses it. Send Help is a perfect film. Don’t fuck with Linda.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 07/05/2026
Without stating your age post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 06/05/2026
Oh, look. There's a Masters of the Universe logo generator. pixelframe.design/he-man-and-t...
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 25/04/2026
Toxic Avenger, too.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 25/01/2026
Just watching this gif on a loop for no particular reason.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 04/01/2026
Me: I wonder what made all these MAGA Snyder cut dickheads so upset about “Stranger Things.” Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene* Me: Ah, of course.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains (For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 23/12/2025
I mean, he was watching “sports.”
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 21/12/2025
Me headed to our local SantaCon. 🎅🏼 🥃
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 18/12/2025
One surprising fact I've learned from recent news is that very rich people consistently learn the wrong lesson from works of literature.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 17/12/2025
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 26/11/2025
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 25/11/2025
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 19/11/2025
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 18/11/2025
Unless this was the reporter, he'd better shut the fuck up.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/11/2025
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 16/11/2025
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 15/11/2025
Comment from the Tumblrs on a post in which I pose that the "Bubba" mentioned in that Epstein email maybe, possibly, perhaps could be Clinton.
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 10/11/2025
*taps the sign*
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David Vienna @davidvienna.com · 06/11/2025
You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…
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