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David Squires

@davidsquires.bsky.social
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Illustrator, cartoonist, five-a-side gun for hire.

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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com (yes, I did pick a good time to take a holiday): www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … David Beckham’s heroics for England v Greece, 25 years on
Our cartoonist on the 25th anniversary of the England midfielder’s one-man rescue act
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 29/09/2026
David Squires on … the Manchester City verdict and Nations League tensions
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David Squires on … the Manchester City verdict and Nations League tensions
Our cartoonist on the Premier League’s ruling finally being revealed and Israel v Republic of Ireland * Buy a cartoon | Some of David’s favourite works * And his latest book, Chaos in the Box: get it now Continue reading...
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks @crikey.com.au for publishing this great, but sobering, piece by Jason Chatfield.
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Far Out Magazine @faroutmagazine.co.uk · 28/09/2026
David Squires delves into… the Ed Sheeran debacle (set in a Galaxy far, far away)
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David Squires delves into… the Ed Sheeran debacle (set in a Galaxy far, far away)
Maclunkerlmore! The post David Squires delves into… the Ed Sheeran debacle (set in a Galaxy far, far away) first appeared on Far Out Magazine.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
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David Squires on Danny Boyle's unfortunate use of AI
From 28 Years Later to Trainspotting and the Olympics opening ceremony, Danny Boyle has plenty of credits that have been celebrated over the years.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In any other week, it may have got a mention, but there’s a bit going on elsewhere, sadly.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yeah, Rumpole of the Bailey…
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve drawn him as a chimney sweep before, but I think the Victorian sailor suit may stick.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe lamenting the decline of once-mighty empires
Our cartoonist on Manchester United’s billionaire joint-owner showing a startling lack of self-awareness
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It was! Thank you!
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
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David Squires ponders: What if 'Jaws' was made in 2026?
Plenty of shark-based movies have followed in the wake of Jaws, but as of yet, perhaps surprisingly, we haven't seen a direct reboot. Thank Christ for that.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah damn, thanks for letting me know, will get on that.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And here’s Bruno Guimaraẽs’s unorthodox pizza-carrying technique:
Bruno Guimaẽres carrying a pizza under his arm, like it’s a library book.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … a big weekend for controversial calls in the Premier League
Our cartoonist on the English top-flight leading the way for debatable decisions and performative sadness
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … Lionel Messi enjoying his true passion after Argentina retirement
Our cartoonist imagines how the football legend might while away the hours after calling time on his Argentina career
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I liked that the Hutt twins lived in one of these:
Fisher Price tree lair
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … the art of the transfer deal
Our cartoonist looks through the ages to chart the evolution of the football transfer into its modern construct
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … boos, barcodes and buzzcuts as the Premier League returns
Our cartoonist looks back at the big storylines and fresh looks as the English top flight swung back into action
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thank you!
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
AWKWARD SELF-PROMOTION ALERT. I have a new print available to purchase. The perfect gift for an Arsenal fan, or a Spurs fan you don’t really like. davidsquirescartoons.com/collections/...
Big comic illustration of a load of Arsenal players having a big old bundle at a set-piece.!
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hah, thanks, I’m delighted you got that one!
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ah thanks. I never got beyond the first season of HOTD, sadly.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … new managers causing a stir before Premier League’s return
Our cartoonist on the nine fresh faces in club dugouts and their potential impact as they begin work
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We at @josimarfootball.bsky.social want our investigative reporting to be as widely accessible as possible; this is why this piece, like everything we publish, is paywall-free on the day of publication. But do consider subscribing/donating if you can: we couldn't exist without our readers' support.
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Slop. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Single frame. Title - instruction: “[place cartoon here - ed]”. Appearance of yellow torn out lined note paper held in place by sticky tape. Text: “The Herald-Sun has this week published an AI cartoon, where previously they might have commissioned one of their (dwindling) stable of artists. And it makes sense. (Not the cartoon.) After all, what is a cartoon, but a picture with a caption and maybe some helpful labels to make a point? In this case, a point the editor who prompted it wanted to make.
I mean, how hard can cartooning be? We would all be doing them if it weren’t for our lack of drawing skill (and some cartoonists aren’t very skilled, let’s face it), and AI means nobody has to pay the outrageous fees that “artists” charge, while they can “borrow” their existing work to train AI. It’s literally a no-brainer!” (Small picture of a brain crossed out) “We can only hope they can keep up the quality, once the AI can only be trained using other AI cartoons.”
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … the masochistic life of a Football League fan
Our cartoonist welcomes the EFL back, with returning characters and a look at what it’s like as an exiled supporter
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … Gianni Infantino clinging to power as his Fifa empire crumbles
Our resident cartoon imagines some of the crisis talks at Fifa as its president scrambles for support after a botched World Cup plan
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've spent all my money on the Edinburgh Fringe and haven't received loads of late payments yet haha. If you like my stuff and would like to support me, you can do it here, but if you don't want to that is also allowed. -bz xo ko-fi.com/zafarcakes
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How’s your Friday going?
Infantino riding a bomb.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you've had your eye on a print of any shape or size (as long as it's specifically rectangular and either A4 or A3), now's a great time to put in an order. Every one comes with the screams of my dying enemies ✨ bsky.app/profile/ciar...
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thanks very much. I don’t have kids, but yes, the iFollow subs are a lot.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And here’s a diagram explaining who they all are:
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Some of the people, moments and aquatic birds that made the 2026 World Cup: www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … the notable people and big moments from World Cup 2026
Our cartoonist looks back at the big stories and headline-generating characters at the biggest World Cup ever
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There’s still time.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cheers Andy.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … Spain winning the World Cup final in the shadow of Trump
Our cartoonist looks back at the final game of the 2026 World Cup as Donald Trump watched Spain triumph again
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is insanity.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is one of the worst football matches I have ever seen, and I support SWINDON.
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It isn’t the White House task force’s role to decide these matters. It’s FIFA’s rule. But I supposed FIFA has for the past 6 weeks become a branch of the federal government so …
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Polymarket lets people bet on wildfires. Wildfires that those samepeople could easily set in order to win money on this illegal gambling site. Big Tech is organized crime.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hairy chest champions
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No changes? Cool cool cool cool cool cool Cool cool cool cool cool cool Cool cool cool cool cool cool Cool cool cool cool cool cool Cool cool cool cool cool cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
English FA president, Debbie Hewitt, paid a quarter of a million USD per year for saying "yes, great idea" in Gianni Infantino's Fifa Council, pictured with some friends in NYC last night. It's not just Infantino who is the problem.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So many classic lines I couldn’t quite fit in. Denis Law’s in the wash today.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ah, thank you.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
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David Squires' comic on Donald Trump, Kes, and the 2026 World Cup
In his latest Far Out comic, David Squires highlights how far we've come from the glory days of football with Donald Trump starring in football Kes.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mumsnet is saying Hot Skeletor summer is over.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least we’ve got the half-time show to look forward to.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me watching the final
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