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David Raffin

@davidraffin.bsky.social
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Theoretical Metaphysicist. Poet laureate of the Comintern. Author/Performer. davidraffin.com Degree in philosophy— very charming man. Allen Ginsberg said I was a god of storm. Joe Bob Briggs loved me. Maximum Rock‘n’Roll said voice of generation.

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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 13h
Back in ‘22 in Minneapolis I had the pleasure of opening for Ird Al Yanko. I did half an hour. Oct 7 thru 10 I’ll be at the Acme Comedy Company doing an hour. It’ll feel strange talking twice as slowly.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 13h
Seriously that crap makes me angry. I have posttraumatic stress so. Anger. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 13h
So I’m in. I will get a beret. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 13h
I can’t stand those conversion creeps. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 15h
Never heard of him. Is he supposed to be the replacement guy for the guy who turned out to be a cannibal? 
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 17h
It's like a goddamn Edgar Allen Poe story
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
You got the tiger by the tail 
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 18h
Getting older in the UK is a gradual process of finding out that more lines from American films of your childhood were advertising slogans you were supposed to laugh at them referencing
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
These kind of statements sometimes lose me people. But. It’s weird. I don’t know why they would choose eternal damnnation. But to each his own 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
People say his name in anger all of the time. But it is in vain. To do that. Foolish. They are only angry because my agent Jesus Christ gets me such good deals. He says we good. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
I do have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He is my agent/manager. He is the most powerful in Hollywood. He says we good. And you know what. Because of my personal relationship with my agent/manager, Jesus Christ. You have to do exactly what I say. Or you will burn.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
Typo negative 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
I have typo blood. Which is universal. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
I tell you I’m lucky to be an honest philosopher in this world and timeline. When everybody loves philosophy. They love philosophy. And they love a philosopher. They just don’t like to hear any of those harsh truths.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
AI sales tactics are really nothing more than rape culture. “You know you want it. You can’t do anything to stop it.“
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
I’ve never used AI. I have no intention to. So I’m not ever going to pay for it. Sorry, billionaires. Go to the poor house. 
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 07/10/2026
“Getting social issues off the table never, ever happens—the reactionaries merely up the ante, because what they really want is the elimination of the disfavored group, and we inconveniently refuse to go away.” www.liberalcurrents.com/concede-noth...
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Concede Nothing
Trans people are who we say we are, and we will fight and organize on those grounds.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
Low vrouw humoristics
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18h
Vrouwen
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David Graeber Institute @davidgraeberinst.bsky.social · 19h
One of the knock-on benefits of Universal Basic income, would be that people would not need to waste time on forms, and could use that time for projects, growing vegetables and many many more things.
"Being poor is actually a full-time job & being 
broke is like a full-time job with the amount of 
paperwork and the time going from office to 
office proving what you have done.

With Universal Basic Income all that would 
be eliminated with the time liberated to do 
something socially productive."
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— David Graeber
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
They are going to fix this by letting AI kill humans. It’s a weird system. But they say that what they’re doing is they’re making it better. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
Even more dangerously doubting the competence of the state. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
This is dangerously close to apostasy 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
I, a poet, Just like a prince. Start with a P Every morning 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
Happy armed rebellion in Auschwitz day everybody 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
Many of the boys were offended. Never heard the end of it. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
True story. Boy Scouts. girls camp across the river. One of the girls swims over. Her top falls off. As emerging from water. She apologizes. Profusely.I was looking away at the time. I have no idea what was so horrible about her breasts that she had to apologize. Weird. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
I was not promised jet packs. I was promised dope, rock ‘n’ roll, and fucking in the streets. What the fuck happened? 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
youtu.be/SI1ZcIbhsmk?...
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Judas Priest - Sinner (Live Vengeance '82)
YouTube video by JudasPriestVEVO
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
Everything that is, reoccurs, and there is a sucker born. – Friedrich Nietzsche I tell you there is a sucker born. I am not a man I am a candy store. The most terrible thing is to be misinterpreted. Friedrich Nietzsche’s drag name was Miss Interpreted. The show was dynamite!
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
The very least I could do is offer you absolution for your sins.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
It is time to arrest the governor of Tennessee. He is an unrepentant sinner. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
Anyone who contradicts me is a Hellbound sinner.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
If you don’t believe in the divinity of the risen, Christa Pike, you are a Hellbound soul. I have no sympathy for you. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 19h
I learned from Christians that this failed execution washed away all the sins of mankind. Start behaving like it. 
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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 19h
And if he hadn't been executed, whose death sentence would absorb all of our sins?
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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 19h
Party of small government, everyone
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 20h
Off to Minneapolis! www.emophilips.com/events
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
RD Laing closed out one of his psychotherapy books with the brilliant philosophical poem, the bird of paradise. 
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rich1047 @rich1047.bsky.social · 20h
My local theater is finally offering advance tickets for "Godzilla: Minus Zero". There's an actual warning that the movie is subtitled. THAT'S A FEATURE.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
I was in the Boy Scouts and we went camping and I didn’t like it. But I like camp. I like theatrical camp. How come we don’t have a Boy Scouts that just does the theatrical camp? 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
I learned that from the current neoliberal Democrats. I am qualified. I have qualifications. I can never be questioned. How dare you. Trump is your fault. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
I have a philosophy degree and I actually took my comparative religion course across the street at the seminary. I know what I’m talking about. I have authority. And don’t you argue with me dumb dumbs.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t you dare complain about me comparing Christa Pike to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was a criminal. He was legally condemned by the state who had the authority to do so. For crimes. It was legal. It was just. Don’t you dare argue. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
She is risen.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
Their Jesus is the old Jesus. Get with the Times. 
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 20h
This would be a good time for Christa Pike to say she has been to heaven and talked to Jesus because the christofascists will have strokes. But she is the new Jesus so what are you gonna do?
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 21h
“Scott Thompson does me good.”
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NW
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not actually watching it but the girl who hypno-enslaves her parents is played by Alison Mack!
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