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David Paisley

@davidpaisley.net
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Scottish, theatre loving, queer, gym rat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 02/10/2026
Why does my child always look so happy after they've done a poo? Literally couldn't be more pleased with themselves. Chuckling away. The wee stink monster. 😂
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 28/09/2026
I tried to batch cook as I'm bulking. I ate all the batches in one sitting. 🫃🏻
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/09/2026
The twink hath twunk.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 14/09/2026
It's so weird. At least it's not offensive, if anything they're quite complimentary. I'm just really confused.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 14/09/2026
Oh god. I finally got my baps out in the sun. Life dream made.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 14/09/2026
Awww lovely, congrats to you too
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 14/09/2026
I'm not mad at what they've written, if anything is quite nice - I'm just... Confused 😬
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 14/09/2026
WTF - how is this news? www.thesun.co.uk/tv/40335433/...
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Holby City star unrecognisable with HUGE muscles, tatts & beard years after show
A HOLBY City star looks completely unrecognisable showing off his ripped figure and huge tattoos 24 years after his first appearance on the BBC show. The Scottish actor, now 47, has replaced his cl…
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyding to Nothing @aylwin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
OK so he's apparently the only labour guy who can take on reform in a GE but simultaneously needs the Greens to stand down so he can maybe win against reform to become MP in the first place? Is that an actual argument cos jfc.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/05/2026
Absolutely astonishing central performance from thejinkx.bsky.social tonight - full audience standing ovation, and well deserved. Go see End Of The Rainbow - if you can get a ticket. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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StoneyCat ≅ 🏳️‍🌈💚🏳️‍⚧️ @stoneycat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Please can I ask anyone on Instagram to follow this fabulous creative www.instagram.com/asher_nichol... He will be graduating this summer and available for work. Just look at the detail on this set! If any industry people want to see it in person visit northernart.ac.uk/summer-show-... for details
Set of Mr Freeze pod (Batman) in his science lab.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 11/05/2026
I guess it depends on your phone maybe?
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James Chapman @jamesmchapman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sky News projecting a national vote share for Reform of 27%, based on results so far. That’s four points down on what they achieved in local elections last year. Somewhat of a counter to the prevailing narrative. More evidence that Reform appears to have peaked.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 08/05/2026
Isn't it amazing that nowadays if you put into a search engine "find my nearest supermarket" the first thing you'll get is AI describing how you might go about finding where your nearest supermarket is, and not, you know, the location of the nearest supermarket. How useful.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 08/05/2026
To me London is like New York, and Manchester is like Chicago (and vice versa).
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 08/05/2026
I love being extra specially nice when I'm in London. Thanks so much! Have a great day! Cheers Driver! No, you first! Let me open that door for you. Would you like my seat? It really puts people on edge.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/04/2026
Watching Star Trek Voyager an B'ELanna has just found out she's pregnant and says, when asked if she wants to know the sex of the baby "No, i don't want to label it". Season 7. First aired 2000/01.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 27/04/2026
Thank you! 🥰
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 26/04/2026
I know. Maybe it's my trashy slutty chest tattoos? Is that MAGA?
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 26/04/2026
As much as I hate the other place, this interaction is hilarious. 😂
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Richie Daiches Barlow @thedogwalker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So proud. 🫶🏼
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 26/04/2026
Thank you so much! ❤️
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 26/04/2026
It’s been joyful and I feel incredibly lucky. I’ll be keeping the details private, but I wanted to share some happy news. 🥰 Many of my queer friends are parents, and now that I am too I can honestly say it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. Our child is so loved, and my heart is full. 🖤🤎🩷🤍💜💙💚💛🧡❤️
A man holding a baby
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 26/04/2026
I wanted to share some personal news: I became a dad recently.👨🏼‍🍼 The last few weeks have completely changed my life. 👶🏼 Becoming a father is something I’ve hoped for as long as I can remember, and now this little human is here, I love them more than I ever thought possible. 🥰
A man holding a newborn baby
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 18/04/2026
Yeah it's a shame as railroads built America - and it's not a size/distance issue, as China has incredible rail infrastructure - it's a political choice to keep Americans in their cars.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 16/04/2026
My main gripe isn't even about the train to the airport. It's the fact that if I want to go home to Scotland it's always cheaper to fly than it is to get the train. Return train over £100 easily. Return flights under £50. "I'm a bit broke so I had to fly instead of taking the train" is silly.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 16/04/2026
I've not left anything out. My train to the airport was £22 My flight was £16
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 16/04/2026
My return flight this morning was £16.03 Isn't it marvelous when people assume what applies in their geographic location applies to everyone else's location. I was pretty clear I'm talking about the UK, and we have budget flight operators and expensive trains. That was the point of the post. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/04/2026
That's insane. 😱
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/04/2026
That's outrageous. That's more than my entire trip, flights and transfers, and I'd have money left over. Ouch.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/04/2026
Basically you can't drive into Edinburgh Airport without paying, so there's no "free" way to pick someone up or drop them off, unless you pay a charge. I think a lot of UK airports are similar.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/04/2026
Ouch. This is one of the (many) reasons I don't drive. Drivers get fleeced. The fact they charge people just to pick up and drop off at airports is a crime.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 15/04/2026
I love the UK. My train to the airport was more expensive than my flight. Amazing.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 05/04/2026
Hey Sean, I'm ok -having a quiet Easter weekend. How about you?
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 03/04/2026
You'd think having your heart broken would get easier, as you get older, but sadly it seems to hurt just as much, but in different ways. 💔
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 29/03/2026
Maybe @zackpolanski.bsky.social can make it official Green Party policy? 😬
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 29/03/2026
I saw someone online say that instead of the clocks changing at 1am on a Sunday, meaning we all lose an hour in bed, why don't they go forward at 4pm on a Friday, so everyone celebrates, and I can't stop thinking about it.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 02/03/2026
😬
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 02/03/2026
You already know...
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 02/03/2026
Caroline!!! 😂
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 02/03/2026
People who send plain text emails in this day and age. Good grief.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 23/02/2026
Well, I just kinda missed the first season and never really thought to catch up. It's remarkable. Loved it.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 23/02/2026
I can't believe I've never seen Happy Valley. Then I watched episode 1 and just binged the whole thing. Incredible.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 22/02/2026
No one: Labour, Reform and the UK Media about the Greens:
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Final weekend. One last push. This is about whether you want local plumber Hannah Spencer or the extreme Reform candidate. It's hope vs hate. It's Greens vs Reform. Hope can win.
Hannah and Zack having a selfie
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 22/02/2026
I'll take it...
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 22/02/2026
😒
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 22/02/2026
Cheeky millennial bugger.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 22/02/2026
My boyfriend just called me Gen X and I'm raging.
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David Paisley @davidpaisley.net · 21/02/2026
Harsh but fair
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