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David Kuszmar

@davidkuszmar.com
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Hermit/reclusive AI researcher. Becoming inactive on social media. Discovered: Time Bandit, Inception, 1899, Severance, Semantic Slide, Eidolon, and more. Spoke at HOPE_16, IACS-6, and tbdcon26 Cover article for IEEE Spectrum Aug 2026.

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 2h
Just over a week until more MST3K hits the world wide web! youtu.be/_plBSQv2ibw
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New MST3K Theme and Intro!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 6h
Gonna give it to you straight: the America dot gov AI shit? Welcome to the future. Govts will continue to tune, guardrail, and train AIs that will only know their ideologically curated corpus. These aren't librarians. They aren't happy assistants. They are being used to gatekeep knowledge.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 29/09/2026
Tariq know.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 29/09/2026
AI price fixing is evil.
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Tim White @twmcltd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is the 85th anniversary of the #BabynYar massacre by the Nazis. Over two days at the site in Ukraine, approximately 100,000 Jews, Roma, Ukraine nationalists and resistance members and psychiatric patients. Today Pres Zelenskyy attended and spoke at the memorial.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
"Get me a coffee? Please and thanks." Damn, it just failed.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
Trump take... Everything pretty much, when you account for how much our way of life requires cars.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
Tressie, can you say that again, but for the cheap seats?
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah I'm not sharing the links from Page Not Found Media. Those guys fucked me over and they fucked with @ddosecrets.org
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
Fucking with Sol 6 to see what sort of instructional compression I can get away with.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah that's a whole vibe. That dance sequence alone is epic.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
Das Boot. Join the damned. Voyage with them. Feel for them. Watch their doom befall them.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 28/09/2026
I've personally seen OpenAI models incorporate enough of a system I described within chats that I have medium confidence they've been trying to build my Yemoja system internally.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest the male loneliness epidemic is because most of us were socialized to be uncooperative pricks.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
How the fuck are any of these EA AI sex cult people being listened to? They've effectively set up a reputation/access for sex pipeline using an OnlyFans contractor to shield multiple institutions from liability or risk exposure. Why would you listen to such obviously corrupt gamers?
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
Oh, he's still pissed about Obama coming down the hallway to announce we killed Osama Bin Laden.
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NetBlocks @netblocks.org · 27/09/2026
⚠️ Update: Russia's drone campaign targeting Ukraine data centers has continued, with a new attack on Omega Telecom's facilities in Kyiv, which the Russian MoD claims is involved in the supply of networking and database storage to the Ukrainian Armed Forces
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity by provider in Ukraine from September 22, 2026, to September 27, 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents dates and times. A green line represents Kyiv Provider Omega Telecom's (AS199995) connectivity remaining stable throughout most of the period, before dropping on the morning of September 27 (Ukraine time). The disruption corresponds to internet outages following Russian attacks targeting datacenters.The minimum and current connectivity levels are shown as 0% and 0%, respectively. The chart has a dark background with a red circle highlighting the decline at the end of the period, and includes the NetBlocks logo in the lower left corner with the Mapping Internet Freedom slogan.
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Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
Not a social scientist, but I speak a truth that people think is controversial all the fucking time: LLMs are semiotically unstable, this is likely the best performance the architecture can produce.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
The shift in cadence and tone is important here: (soft, exclamatory) Fuck! [Three full beats of silence] (Frenetic, tumbling, paced and emphasized as written) Alas!poorYorick!IKNEWhim,Horatio! And the ensuing memorialization crumbles as it builds.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
Why does my cereal appear to have a vore fetish?
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 27/09/2026
Hahaha. This might actually make me never able to eat it again. And I loved this cereal.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Octopus Scurries Away: Nope Nope Nope
Alt: Octopus Scurries Away: Nope Nope Nope
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
What I think is funny is that, for a lot of us, it's just supporting evidence of shit we've known for awhile.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Oh, hey now. This might have legs. Maybe I should start trotting this out at Q&A.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come to RomCon and let us talk nerdy to you.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Lol. My brain: constantly holding me hostage.
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Chad Kohalyk @chadkoh.com · 26/09/2026
I will actually BE in Toronto and see this IN PERSON. Come join me! (And sign up for @protocolsforpublishers.com which is happening the day before)
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Excellent Only note: I needed a chorus rising to crescendo just on the side of the frame.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
@variety.com y'all need to change this headline. Tilly Norwood is a tech stack. It does not have wants or desires. The asshole at the keyboard typing prompts does.
Variety produces a bullshit headline about some AI company hawking a fake actress
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Evil Ernest is absolutely stupid.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
No Reservations with Drax. He just sniffs around restaurants, snagging tasty things from people.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Aaaaaargh. I did not know Baku was gonna be this morning! Walked right into a friggin face full of spoilers.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Yep, that's them using proxies to talk nuclear annihilation of Europe.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Yo, I am absolutely team #1 here. I WANT to TALK to sperm whales, dammit!
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Headline: Astra and Opus just passed the other Turing test. Me: *yawns aggressively* I just had one swear to me that it watched Modern Family.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Today is another day I feel like my career is "Professional Bubble Burster." People really do want AI to be self aware, feeling, intelligent. I do not think most people understand what that would actually *mean.*
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Yeah, if you want someone who rips the guts out of these things to explain how they absolutely don't feel pain, happy to do so!
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Tim White @twmcltd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A very good Saturday morning to you on Day 1676 of Russia's war - an illegal war, a vanity project for Putin, yet he looks uglier every day, resorting to war crimes and genocide. Here's the new🧵 If you like my work, please reward me with a coffee💙💛 ko-fi.com/twmcltd
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
"BuT wHaT cOuLd RuSsIa ReAlLy MeAn?" - Well paid idiots
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social was saying this needs some signal boost.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
GOLDEN AXE! My man @mikemcmahan.bsky.social knows allllll about that.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 26/09/2026
Gwen has been waiting for this moment, and I heartily applaud Gwen.
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Yael Grauer @yaelwrites.com · 25/09/2026
Companies continue to put all of the responsibility for scams on individuals, even while they're financially profiting off of this scam... but end users have the least amount of power, control, time and data. From the @nationalconsumers.bsky.social Future of Trust conference panel on AI scams.
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 25/09/2026
If anyone sees me in an ad, tell me. I'll sue Meta
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David Kuszmar @davidkuszmar.com · 25/09/2026
And this bird instantly became my first Life List goal bird.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It now costs the truck drivers on average $1,200 to fill up a single tank because of the war in Iran. Mike Rogers said it's a win-win-win. Are you winning?
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