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Sweathog Sondheim

@davidkelley718.bsky.social
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Same person I was on that other platform. Here to read, hopefully catch up with folks I enjoyed conversing with, maybe meet some new folks, too.

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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Cool As Ice sequel looks pretty rough.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How long did it take officials to realize they had failed in their task, and how long after that did they try to cover it up by drawing curtains, kicking people out of the room, etc?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just did mine yesterday. Got the all clear, which was happy news to be sure. But I would have felt a similar relief if they’d found polyps as that meant I’d gotten in in time to catch something early. Prep wasn’t great, but procedure itself was a snap. Go get that done if it’s time, folks!
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just did mine yesterday. Got the all clear, told me to come back in a decade. Glad my work is not only permissive of time off but actively encourages us to take the time needed for anything like that.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
…banned, until the Baja chalupa comes back at any price.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "tolerant left" wants Hulkamania to run wild on YOUR family
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Her personal motto is : “If it’s not tied down, then it’s mine now”. That Sanrio life ain’t for the faint of heart, you know?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Word. Yeah, the mechanics in 1 are not my favorite, but that story, oh! Highly, highly recommend you play Control when you finish this, then jump into Alan wake 2. The story lines are downright addictive.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1 or 2? Fantastic story in both, massive chasm in combat mechanics between the two of them in my opinion. Have fun!
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sanri-no you couldn’t! Keroppi on the other hand…also no.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yea, someone with a reported net worth of $648 Trillion would say they do it for the love of the game(s), wouldn’t they?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Get in there and make this a referendum on YOU, sir. The, uh, people demand it.”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
EJ, solid like a rock!
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought it was fantastic! A bit of something different from Gore Verbinski, but fully on-brand for Sam Rockwell. The man just seems to play the most memorably quirky roles.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mommy Milky and His He-Men for Jesus.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I loved seeing Nigella on Graham Norton eons ago when Marilyn Manson tried to flirt with her and she shut him down basically mid-sentence and gave him the cold shoulder the entire rest of the show.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iidaho would really be a stretch, I think. But Iebraska and Blexas seem like real possibilities here. I plain refuse to believe in Blansas until it happens, though.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun (okay, debatable) fact, they used Flavor-Aid at Jonestown.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Looks like I’m gonna have to earn my money tonight. Sheesh.”
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doesn’t everyone know that fire is too scared to exist around Trump, and why would anyone want or need to flee from His presence in the first place? Seriously though, good on this architect for, albeit slowly, realizing that el caudillo de mar a lago here has bats in his belfry.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who knows, maybe one precipitates the other and we get a two-fer?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make gamblers go visit a bookie in person, like Jebus intended.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump has Made The Magic Happen and the party has benefitted from those coattails so I think things didn’t really * click* for them until that wet fart of a midterm convention flopped. Also, docile media and PAC money mean they don’t have to campaign anymore, so they’ve lost that necessary instinct.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe I’d read that a construction crew managed to damage a load of cables for air traffic control in the general region.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Between this and Sam Darnold’s pulled butt muscle the NFL has been a veritable charnel house this season. Prayers up indeed.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Art.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know that pain! There aren’t many food options out where I’m at, and even fewer I’d like to eat at. The Indian place would be an absolute gem nearly anywhere, but is far and away the top of the heap out here.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slightly less amazing for me, but I can drive five minutes down the road to get really good Indian food. It’s an awesome thing to have, especially considering there isn’t really anything else of note within a 15-minute radius of my residence.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can, in fact, watch bird-on-bird violence this weekend without giving any of the above teams a minute of your eyeballs, as the Seahawks are playing the Cardinals on Sunday.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jake Tapper staged something of a one man protest when Fox News was under a similar threat years ago, and I’ll bet ol’ Jake doesn’t so much as utter a peep about it happening for real to his own network.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘Member how Jake Tapper threw a big fit one time when Fox News was under threat of removal from the White House? Where’s Fox News now that it’s actually happened to you? Hell, where’s Tapper and his big stink energy?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OpenAI lawyers in settlement talks: “Would plaintiffs be open to being compensated in RAM and chipsets? We spent all of our money on those.”
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To paraphrase their one-time standard bearer, those should be conversations for quiet rooms, if at all. You can talk about it, but not anywhere where they’re in danger of hearing it.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They’d make peace with Turkey around Cyprus just so everyone had a place to send all of them to.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hasan is, was, and always will be only about Hasan. Just another brand exercise for him.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A naked snake? It’s snaked?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, you had coupons?
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone should replace it with an Eisenhower version.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
With notably more than a tinge of regret in his voice.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ugh. Gives me the shivers.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know most soaps are simply surfactants, but there’s just something deeply unsettling about soap being a vehicle for something like an antibiotic resistant bacteria. I hope they’re able to get the vast majority of it back before any harm is done.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“There’s braille materials available at the library, but you better hurry because I think you voted against funding them, too.”
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“It’s like you always tell me, shoot at the moon!” “I…what? Shoot…shoot FOR the moon, Pete.” “What did I say?“
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Certainly Adam Carolla doesn’t.
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Sweathog Sondheim @davidkelley718.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blarkansas? In this economy? Well maybe, actually.
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