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David

@davidkasdan.bsky.social
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Mostly reposting funny things.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/09/2026
I don't think I'm going to win an Emmy tonight
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0vZ... @ryannorth.ca
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Skater Helps Rabbit Stuck In A Skatepark
YouTube video by Sassy
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 03,1958
P1- NANCY IN A HURRY TO GET HOME, BUT SHE STOPPED BEFORE SHE CROSSED THE STREET 
NANCY: I’M LATE FOR MY TV SHOW 
P2- FRITZI SEES NANCY SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION WATCHING A WESTERN PROGRAM 
FRITZI: DID YOU STOP AT THE CROSSING
ON THE WAY HOME ?
NANCY: SURE
P3- NANCY: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, LOOK BACK AT THE FIRST PANEL IN THIS COMIC STRIP
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 31,1949
P1- ITS EVENING AND NANCY SEES SLUGGO HEADING DOWNTOWN CARRYING A TENT
NANCY: WHAT’S THAT STUFF?
SLUGGO: MY TENT---I'M GONNA
CAMP OUT TONIGHT

P2- NANCY FOLLOWS SLUGGO
NANCY: I BET YOU'RE GOING UP TO SILVER LAKE
SLUGGO: NOPE

P3- NANCY IS SURPRISED TO SEE WHERE SLUGGO SETS UP HIS TENT 
SLUGGO SETS UP HIS TENT IN FRONT OF A NEW TOY SHOP, WHICH IS HAVING ITS GALA OPENING THE NEXT DAY 

SIGN ON TOY SHOP DOOR 
     FREE
FOOTBALL 
 TO FIRST
         10
CUSTOMERS
SLUGGO IS LAYING IN HIS TENT
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cut in half
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picklesbaseball.bsky.social @picklesbaseball.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Work From the Park Day Specials!
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Gina @galongi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Similarly difficult to go back to “hand sanitizer” after hearing a kid call it “hanitizer.”
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neelblair.bsky.social @neelblair.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There are so many places I "discover" because I'm on a bike going through the city rather than driving. Parks I never knew about. Cafes. Quirky houses with weird gardens or a wishing tree or art or lighting displays. It's awesome. I wish everyone had this experience of my city.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
To be fair, it's not just Google's "AI" models
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why no umbrella?
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulVs... The cardboard part is gimmicky, but this 50 minute recreation has a lot of funny moments.
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I Recreated Star Wars out of Cardboard
YouTube video by Zach King
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*Sean Connery voice
Mini penne 

With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
New music from my band- The Pear Republic- Passover Punk thepearrepublic.bandcamp.com
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You missed the Padres' 27th run lol.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Someone on Instagram posted that same puddle! And because of that I knew to not go through it.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I assume it's saying not to ride bikes in the actual wetland, but it's fine to ride your bike there.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This legislation would target e-bikes that go a maximum of 20 or 28 mph.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He could be the lone athlete representing Peru this winter.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Caesar Salad!
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picklesbaseball.bsky.social @picklesbaseball.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
new food pyramid just dropped 🔥 how we feelin
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1720
Paddington in Jingle All The Way (1996)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 13,1952
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY MEETS UP WITH A NEIGHBORHOOD BOY WALKING HIS DOG

NANCY: WHAT’S YOUR DOG’S NAME?

BOY:CONNIE

P2-

NANCY: THAT SHORT FOR CORNELIUS ?

BOY: OH, NO

P3- 

BOY: IT'S SHORT FOR
"CONTINUED"

P4-

BOY: CONTINUED IN THE LAST PANEL

THE BOY’S DOG IS A DACHSHUND, SO THE FRONT HALF OF HIS DOG APPEARS IN PANEL THREE, AND THE BACK HALF OF HIS DOG APPEARS IN PANEL FOUR.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/09/2025
Nothing like having a month-old post resurface somewhere and then wondering what the hell people are going on about in your replies
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Nice
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Los Angeles Chargers seem appropriate, but even back then, games were delayed for lightning.
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a blue background with a yellow and white lightning bolt
ALT: a blue background with a yellow and white lightning bolt
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Working 9/25
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
"Someday, they'll make a better version of Coke with zero calories."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/06/2025
"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." A rambunctious ship's stowaway plays hide-and-seek with the exasperated crew.
The crew of the "Nostromo" from "Alien"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10/06/2025
You don't want to be out there falling all over during the apocalypse going, "Argh! My knees!" Got to get ahead of that sort of thing.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Can’t find the source but Carrie Fischer joked that when she heard the title Star Wars she thought it was about rival celebrities.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
My favorite TV shows from 2024/2025 in order: Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man (Disney+), Shrinking (Apple TV+), The Studio (Apple), Poker Face (Peacock), Bad Monkey (Apple), Invincible (Prime), Futurama (Hulu), Black Mirror (Netflix), Reacher (Prime), Adolescence (Netflix), The Simpsons (Fox)
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
Sign reads “No Geese” and includes a graphic of a goose silhouette in a red circle with a line through it.
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RunicWren @runicwren.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Run a local festival or event? Stop using AI for your promo images and posters: 1. It makes your event look like a scam 2. vendors can tell, many will skip your event for using AI 3. It makes it look like you don't care about your event
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/04/2025
California Communion
In N Out Double Double with animal fries and vanilla shake
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Madrigal Bantham - Sarcastic Bard Extraordinaire @madrigalbantham.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/04/2025
I love it when Amazon suggests my own book to me, I mean, thanks and all, but I've already read it, several times even
Amazon is suggesting my book to me because I read Meredith R. Lyon's "A Dagger of Lightning"
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
His recent audiobooks aren’t on there.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Yes apparently. I believe it was primarily linked to watching black and white TV.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
www.reuters.com/article/life... even as an oversight person I think the fairest is charging by total weight. Each pound you bring, whether it's a carry-on, checked, worn or part of your body, affects the use of fuel equally.
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Samoan airline says pay by weight plan "fairest" way to fly
A Samoan airline that says it is the world's first carrier to charge passengers by their weight rather than per seat defends the plan as the fairest way to fly, in some cases actually ending up cheaper than conventional tickets.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 22,1944
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
SIGN IN WINDOW-
TELEVISION
DEMONSTRATION

( NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WATCHING THE TELEVISION IN THE STORE WINDOW)

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER-
HELLO, FOLKS 

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER-
- - AND NOW OUR ROVING CAMERAMEN
WILL TAKE YOU SIGHTSEEING AROUND TOWN

LABEL ON CAMERA- TELEVISION 

( NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SURPRISED TO SEE THEIRSELVES ON LIVE TELEVISION)
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
She got the spices in New Mexico
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead .
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/03/2025
I have just eaten exactly one piece of pizza too many, i.e., the correct amount of pizza
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/03/2025
If the contents are meant to be consumed warm, it is a burrito. If the contents are meant to be consumed cold, it is a wrap. Note that its heat status as a leftover does not change the initial classification.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“We don’t need a gun-toting vigilante who wears a skull on his chest, or a man who dresses in a spider outfit. Or a bear with a hard stare to save us”.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
deadspin.com/uc-san-diego...
deadspin.com
UC San Diego’s Dominance: A Mid-Major Cinderella in the Making | Deadspin.com
UC San Diego continues to dominate, making a rise from NCAA Division II to March Madness, this mid-major is truly a Cinderella story in the making.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
www.tokyoweekender.com/japan-life/n...
tokyoweekender.com
World's Smallest Park Officially Recognized in Shizuoka
The Worlds Smallest Park in Shizuoka prefecture was finally officially recognized by the Guinness World Records, beating its US counterpart.
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David @davidkasdan.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
youtu.be/Nh5usbtyFck?... in honor of Conan hosting the Oscars
youtu.be
The "War Horse" Score Does NOT Deserve An Oscar | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
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