David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Stick the six grand behind the bar at the wake, vicar...that should sort it.!! #TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I believe the traditional clerical response in this situation is “that money was just resting in my account" 😉 #TheArchers 021 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Good job the vicar's solicitor is at home for this... #TheArchers 011 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Put that Paul on a disciplinary Alistair, failure to toe the company line... #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Do your own vetinary'ing then, Helen... #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Fair Maid of Edgely.!! Altogether now folks, c'mon you all know it 😉#TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I might be a bit out of touch, and not as much of an animal lover as some, but we had a cut off limit of £30-odd quid at the vets when we had cats.!! Anymore than that and they'd have been looking for new homes...#TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026How much.!? And I thought the £60-odd that I paid the hygienist to do my human teeth the other day seemed a lot.!! #TheArchers 130 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Back off now Lilly, back off now.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Er, vicar... surely all you're contractually bound to tell Anna it was god's will that she wasn't at her mother's side at the moment of her death? #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The little red book? What on earth have the thoughts of Mao Tse Tung got to offer new mothers.!? #TheArchers 031 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Spicy margaritas.!! This isn't going to end well, is it.!? #TheArchers 001 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Join the queue mate, join the queue.!! 😉 #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Can someone remind me, have we met this chap Fallon's about to cook for before? #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Revenge s**g Fallon, that's what you need... #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Surely the question is more along the lines of “what on earth does Lilly see in one of Borsetshire's most boring men that the rest of us don't?".!?! #TheArchers 031 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh yes, #TheArchers, I knew there was something I was planning to do this morning... 001 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DJ FreddieFred is doing the wedding.!? Banging.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can I have a pound each way on “Shires" for the baby's name, cheers... #TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bear.!? Fox.!?! River.!?!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We're looking for some land to set up a place where dogs can go to shit... #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Grandfather buys grandson birthday present...the b*****d, what a cheek.!! #TheArchers 130 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bartleby Grundy it is then.!! #TheArchers 021 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes Harrison...George Grundy has fathered a child and you haven't.!! #TheArchers 011 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh, #thearchers, I knew there was something I was going to listen to this morning.!! 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For those of us for whom morning reruns of Frasier on @channel4tv.bsky.social are part of our daily ritual, this morning represents one of the most important days in the ever shifting calendar of observance, as season 1, episode 1 is being shown as I type this.!! 000 0
Reposted by David from BarnetStephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Helen’s Gate” sounds like a blockbuster movie flop, or maybe a death cult. #TheArchers 051 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this week's public service remit to put young women off pregnancy...oh, hang on, maybe not.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I trust Amber is live casting this to her millions of followers... #TheArchers 000 0
Reposted by David from BarnetThe Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026‘My Granada’s velour was never the same again.’ Line of the week. #TheArchers 2486 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bobo.!? Robert's first wife was called Bobo.!?! #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And mates rates Kate, do you do mates rates.!? #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Helen's gate.!? Now you're in trouble Brad.!! #TheArchers 110 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rewilding hosting a dog field.!? But these aren't wild dogs you're talking about, surely.!?! #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jim Lloyd.!? Still alive then, and thousands of miles away.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stirling Gold.!? Doesn't Bridge Farm do special Christmas cheeses...truckles of Borsetshire Blue with cranberry running through it, or mincemeat or somesuch.!?! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Surely Kate must already be an ordained minister of some wiccan church or similar body.!? #TheArchers 120 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The deceased to be gnawed away at by beavers until they are just shavings, ready to be returned to the earth... #TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, no burial..do you do pyres? #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fair point...I'm a big fan of registry office followed by buffet in pub function room, if you meet someone you haven't seen for years on the morning of your wedding you can still invite them to help celebrate it.!! #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The world has turned upside down...when I was a kid it was unheard of for small children to be at funerals but noone would have turned them away from a wedding.!! #TheArchers 100 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mum lived longer than your mum, my mum lived longer than your mum... #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remind me, is it lucky or unlucky to ead a dead person's freezer meals.!? #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Surely in the countryside the Riley should end up as someone's chicken coop.!? #TheArchers 110 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It'll be tragedy if someone with such knowledge of Borsetshire bus time tabling should have to end up driving a car about... #TheArchers 001 0
