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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17h

Pip has a decision to make. Should she give Rosie two large doughnuts, or three? #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m still waiting for Jolene to go round seeking support from Elizabeth to denigrate Lirisson. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The best combination of 60s Motown and 90s indie would be Eurodisco-style EDM - N-trance, Aqua, Le Click. Freddie could supplement his DJ fee by selling drugs to attendees. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It wasn’t creepy until Freddie turned up. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Surely some friend of Amber will turn up and place £1,000 on Fox or Bear or Ferret, armed with inside knowledge, and take Eddie for every penny he’s taken in. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Something to occupy the kiddies? Why not lock them in the storeroom? #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“The door was open.” In Ambridge that obviously means “come in.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There’s light at the end of the tunnel for Lily. Unfortunately this particular tunnel opens out into the cellar of The Bull where Jolene is waiting for her. #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“I ain’t dying any time soon.” Could this possibly mean… please, pretty please…? #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nothing better than grandchildren? What about a really good dinner? Or a few pints in a proper local pub? #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eddie must be getting on. Well, he is 75; I’d call that getting on. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A huge present for Xander: It’s a tonne of gravel left over from the caravan storage field. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ian finds himself torn. He’s all out of cake This is how he feels He’s cold and he is shamed Lying naked on the floor The menu never changed Into something real He’s wide awake and he can see The perfect pie is torn Adam’s a little late He’s already torn. #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reality sets in for Amber. Baby Joe, true to his Grundy/Horrobin heritage, nicks her phone and flogs it in exchange for a baby ferret. #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s a big day for the Grundys. It’s the 960 anniversary of the Battle of Stamford Bridge, where Ælfwærd Grunðy fought alongside King Harald Hardrada in an inevitably losing cause. #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Straighten up - no, the other straight!” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rewilding would be appropriate if it were for a pack of wild dogs, surely? #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s not a good time to be in pigs. Particularly if you fell out with a serious gangland boss. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Helen bears the brunt. A brunt is an obscure but vital and rather heavy piece of cheese-making equipment that needs to be carried from one part of the dairy to another every so often. Helen doesn’t trust Susan or Tracey anywhere near it. #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A Wiccan celebrant would know everything about traditions that go back all the way to the 1950s. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Things that Carol didn’t like at funerals: Coffins Flowers Eulogies Music Undertakers Mourners Sentimentality #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A truly fitting funeral for Carol: a Viking-style ship burial using that abandoned longboat on the Am. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Esme isn’t the only person with land, Lyndy. We could ask David Archer whether we can use Brookfield land, or one of those Home Farm fields where David keeps his sheep.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wouldn’t it be really efficient to have the registrar registering Carol’s death at the same time as registering Pip and Stella’s wedding? #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Alan comes to the rescue. He pilots Thunderbird 3 across the bypass to save Pip and Stella from a rampaging Natasha. #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“You see Anna, I killed off my mother, and we’re about to do the same to Jill, so I know how these things work.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m a barista. Pressure is part of what makes a good espresso. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Get the Riley running? Sounds like a job for Tony and Leonard. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“I didn’t mean to walk in, but isn’t it about time you moved all Carol’s stuff out of my cottage?” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ruth has concerns for a friend. “Oh hi Usha, I hope you can help. A friend of mine has a daughter who is getting married, and wants no children there, but my friend’s first cousin once removed’s wife wants to bring their awful daughters. How can I - I mean she - tell them no? #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Rosie will want someone to play with.” “Yes, but she only likes to play with nice children.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“But Stella, if it’s a child-free wedding, who’s going to look after Seren and Nova?” “Don’t worry about that, Natasha. Tom can look after them; it’s a twonk-free wedding too.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Eddie has worked hard all his life at getting out of hard work. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Seren and Nova? We’re not inviting them. It’s an adults only wedding.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I haven’t given Christmas a thought either but Sainsbugs is full of mince pies. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Natasha throws a spanner in the works. “Hi Tony, this is an old friend of Roy Tucker’s, Spanner Bridges. He’s volunteered to help you at the Repair Te Rum. I thought he could start with that security system Usha brought in.” #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yet another missed opportunity to bring back the doom music. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“I told Kenton he was a hypocrite, but that’s nothing compared with Jolene - oh, sorry Fallon.” #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carol now quoting bits of The Dark Side of the Moon. The end is definitely nigh. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve never found out where exactly The Laurels is located. It’s not on any of the maps. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There’s a race against time for Anna. She’d forgotten that she’d signed herself up for the Felpersham 15k time trial (an exciting cycling event run on the bypass without its being closed to regular traffic.) #TheArchers 1/2

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Having had her dog slaughter a bunch of sheep, Lynda decides to encourage large numbers of additional dogs to Ambridge. What could possibly go wrong? Apart from more dogs escaping and slaughtering more sheep, obvs. #TheArchers

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pat? She’s not going to cry, she’s going to say “that’s very nice; would you like some soup?” #TheArchers

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