David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Stick the six grand behind the bar at the wake, vicar...that should sort it.!! #TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I believe the traditional clerical response in this situation is “that money was just resting in my account" 😉 #TheArchers 021 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Good job the vicar's solicitor is at home for this... #TheArchers 011 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Put that Paul on a disciplinary Alistair, failure to toe the company line... #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Do your own vetinary'ing then, Helen... #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Fair Maid of Edgely.!! Altogether now folks, c'mon you all know it 😉#TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I might be a bit out of touch, and not as much of an animal lover as some, but we had a cut off limit of £30-odd quid at the vets when we had cats.!! Anymore than that and they'd have been looking for new homes...#TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026How much.!? And I thought the £60-odd that I paid the hygienist to do my human teeth the other day seemed a lot.!! #TheArchers 130 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Back off now Lilly, back off now.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Er, vicar... surely all you're contractually bound to tell Anna it was god's will that she wasn't at her mother's side at the moment of her death? #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The little red book? What on earth have the thoughts of Mao Tse Tung got to offer new mothers.!? #TheArchers 031 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Spicy margaritas.!! This isn't going to end well, is it.!? #TheArchers 001 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Join the queue mate, join the queue.!! 😉 #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Can someone remind me, have we met this chap Fallon's about to cook for before? #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Revenge s**g Fallon, that's what you need... #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Surely the question is more along the lines of “what on earth does Lilly see in one of Borsetshire's most boring men that the rest of us don't?".!?! #TheArchers 031 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh yes, #TheArchers, I knew there was something I was planning to do this morning... 001 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DJ FreddieFred is doing the wedding.!? Banging.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can I have a pound each way on “Shires" for the baby's name, cheers... #TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bear.!? Fox.!?! River.!?!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We're looking for some land to set up a place where dogs can go to shit... #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Grandfather buys grandson birthday present...the b*****d, what a cheek.!! #TheArchers 130 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bartleby Grundy it is then.!! #TheArchers 021 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes Harrison...George Grundy has fathered a child and you haven't.!! #TheArchers 011 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh, #thearchers, I knew there was something I was going to listen to this morning.!! 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For those of us for whom morning reruns of Frasier on @channel4tv.bsky.social are part of our daily ritual, this morning represents one of the most important days in the ever shifting calendar of observance, as season 1, episode 1 is being shown as I type this.!! 000 0
Reposted by David from BarnetStephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Helen’s Gate” sounds like a blockbuster movie flop, or maybe a death cult. #TheArchers 051 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this week's public service remit to put young women off pregnancy...oh, hang on, maybe not.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I trust Amber is live casting this to her millions of followers... #TheArchers 000 0
Reposted by David from BarnetThe Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026‘My Granada’s velour was never the same again.’ Line of the week. #TheArchers 2486 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bobo.!? Robert's first wife was called Bobo.!?! #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And mates rates Kate, do you do mates rates.!? #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Helen's gate.!? Now you're in trouble Brad.!! #TheArchers 110 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rewilding hosting a dog field.!? But these aren't wild dogs you're talking about, surely.!?! #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jim Lloyd.!? Still alive then, and thousands of miles away.!! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stirling Gold.!? Doesn't Bridge Farm do special Christmas cheeses...truckles of Borsetshire Blue with cranberry running through it, or mincemeat or somesuch.!?! #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Surely Kate must already be an ordained minister of some wiccan church or similar body.!? #TheArchers 120 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The deceased to be gnawed away at by beavers until they are just shavings, ready to be returned to the earth... #TheArchers 020 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, no burial..do you do pyres? #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The world has turned upside down...when I was a kid it was unheard of for small children to be at funerals but noone would have turned them away from a wedding.!! #TheArchers 100 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mum lived longer than your mum, my mum lived longer than your mum... #TheArchers 010 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remind me, is it lucky or unlucky to ead a dead person's freezer meals.!? #TheArchers 000 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Surely in the countryside the Riley should end up as someone's chicken coop.!? #TheArchers 110 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It'll be tragedy if someone with such knowledge of Borsetshire bus time tabling should have to end up driving a car about... #TheArchers 001 0
David from Barnet @davidfrombarnet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this a thing now...no children at weddings? #TheArchers 020 0
