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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"I don't know" Jesus. From www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/08/12/a...

Article from Te Ao News with suggestion no actual vote took place in Luxon.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Bag Gawd that's Dunlop's entry music!

Headline from a Te Ao news piece on the budget: "Mā Is White Budget, Māori told to prepare for disappointment"

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Fucking nailed the singing here. He's back.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

These are all better than it's the same day David.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

not everything needs to be viewed as a meta political story on polling. humans are dying.

washington post push alert saying "Trump's attack on Iran risks alienating war-weary supporters", I crossed out alienating war weary supporters and wrote "killing people"

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Reading Hollywood gossip on reddit is my secret shame. But really I don't know why. Who the fuck are these people? I recognise Peg Bundy's name and that's it...

A celebrity gossio post on reddit, with a list of 15 "celebrities", of which I know one.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Corporate wants you to find the difference...

The Andrew formerly known as Prince in the back of a car leaving the police looking... Not flash

Prince Philip before he died but you'd swear it was after

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

the guide for my new IEMs sure does look like an IUD...

Quick Start Guide for Behringer in ear monitors, that looks a hell of a lot like an IUD.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Still shit. This is also nice though.

The sun dropping behind the hills of Wellington shot from Eastbourne.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Jfc it's the razor blades in the joints of the hydroslide urban myth come true.

Herald headline: hydroslide incident: Finger severed as ring snags on bolt

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Everything's kind of shit. But this is still nice.

The sun setting behind a distant South Island as seen from Wellington's south Coast.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

love it when wage growth being subdued is "favourable conditions"

Quote from RBNZ Governor: "We still have favourable conditions in terms of reaching 2 percent because we have spare capacity and wage growth is still subdued, and our job is to do a balancing act going forward to ensure that we reach that"

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Fix it from who? The fuck have you been doing the last 3 years, you festering cyst of a government?

National FB ad saying in 2026 they'll fix the basics

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Bold to assume anyone was. He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.

Headline: Christopher Luxon warns voters not to expect too much as he notes what NZ can't control

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.

A basketball player has his hand outstretched upward, basketball in hand, going for a dunk. He is surrounded mid jump by four defenders failing to block him.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

As I said back in October in my patreon.

Imagine watching footage of an Israeli bomb strike on a hospital and spotting a ‘NEW ZEALAND MADE’ Kiwi on the casing. Seeing a missile fired into a refugee camp with "KIA KAHA" emblazoned on the side? Ah. The tears would well with pride. That will be the day I know New Zealand is truly a country punching above its weight, when we contribute to the killing of innocents by another country punching below its.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.

Me on my neighbours security cam, taking out their trash, giving the camera the finger, wearing a hoody that's up over my head

Me looking like the smuggest young Nat cunt you've ever seen

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872

Christmas in Waitangi Park, and yes, it's still Nick Tansley singing

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

there is every chance birds are my trains

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement new zealand relevance klaxon can retire

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

the singing will continue until morale plummets

a dm from someone saying my singing makes them feel better about the world

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight

Bowling score with Grets leading me by one but I have a frame to go. Grets otherwise winning.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell. a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.

Headline: Andrew Coster alleges Hipkins, Mitchell knew more about McSkimming than they admitted

My patreon from weeks ago saying:

Former Police Commissioner, Andy Coster, is currently being sent under the bus at 100 km/h. And it sure does appear he was awfully deep in this fuckery. But the thing with scapegoating is that it comes with a blast radius.

When you pin all the sins of an institution on one senior figure, you’d better pray that person doesn’t have receipts, because if they do, and they feel cornered or sacrificed, they sometimes decide to go down the "if I'm going down, I'm dragging you all to hell" path.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Making a Disney Mega mix with something to upset everyone #SingDriving

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Oh, reports of Northland's demise were greatly exaggerated

Headline about the summer clarifies that it's a rainy end to the season, not a rainy end to a province

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

as a non drinker hosting a friend, this is what you lushes want innit?

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide. it's couch day. my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.

it's the very bland couch in the masturbotorium at the fertility clinic. in this room i conceived greta all by myself.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Perhaps only rivalled by Hooton's greatest pause in #NZpol history

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I dragged Kim into a duet this morning. We're singing I got you babe. Gross.

a photo of Kim and me gazing lovingly at each other as we sing I got u babe in the car

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me. Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me

it's a photo of me hitting the high notes of a Celine Dion song

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.

Headline from Stuff: Why the long wait for a new Cook Strait tug continues

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk

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