iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 2h

…anyway wasn’t mainstream 80’s furniture awful?

David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 3h

…Backrooms is a wandering maze of irrational spaces with unclear purpose like I used to create with Legos. I had a 2’ X 2’ Lego board that could be a base for anything. I’d build these massive, roofless maze houses, wander through them in my mind until I found a peaceful spot, then just… be there.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 4h

Just started watching Backrooms and WHEEE! Liminal space anxiety.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 6h

Such a shame what happened to him.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 9h

Spherical Earther. A flat Earth could still be round.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 9h

Imagine hearing this spoken aloud, out of context 🤣

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10h

…I think the next level I’ll be striving for is “Wholesome Horny Posting”. Does such a thing even exist? Follow me and watch me invent it.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10h

Is my occasional horny posting at least tasteful? Lightly slutty? Titillating but not vulgar? Once upon a time I was a beast. Unstoppable. Insatiable. It was awesome and I wouldn’t change a thing, but it’s also good that time didn’t last forever and I like to think I’ve mellowed…

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10h

God, and I don’t say this lightly, DAMN.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10h

…Flat Earth? Whatever. Just manhandle me some more.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10h

…Then when I’m smooth he massages in some skin care cream all over my face. Two or three times throughout the shoulder and face work he’ll check in and ask, “How’s that feel, Boss?” I’ll give him a satisfied, grunty “good” and he’ll respond with a little double pat on one shoulder or both cheeks…

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10h

…his hands are so big. He grips my whole head with one of them while carefully razoring away at the edges of my beard with the other, getting his own face close enough to get a good look that I can lightly feel his breath…

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 11h

He’s a flat-earther. He and the barber in the next chair were bantering and it came up. At first I thought he was joking, but no. Then he started massaging my shoulders before laying the chair flat for the skin care part of the service and he churned me into butter and I didn’t care anymore.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 14h

There was so much variety in the types of stories and the places we went and the challenges people faced. They fit a lot into ten episodes.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

…*since turmp rode down the escalator IN FRONT OF PAID EXTRAS.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So far this is the only election cycle since turmp rode down the escalator that I haven’t made any donations. The harassing text messages just never stop and I guess I found my limit.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

…Ha! I think this might be connected to that group Kyrsten Sinema got involved with after she got fired by The People Of Arizona, that group that goes around to various city councils and harasses and intimidates them into approving data centers. I would love to piss her off.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

…Do they even vet speakers? If so I don’t think Bluesky is on their radar. Otherwise they’d already know what I think. But if I get serious about sabotaging them I will probably hide my socials anyway. So if I vanish from BlueSky, don’t worry. Like the FOTHERMUCKING TERMINATOR, I’ll be back.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There is a group organizing a big “Why Data Centers Are Good For The Already Deeply Stressed Colorado River Basin” conference (name is my own paraphrasing) and I’ve been invited to speak as an expert and I am so tempted to accept under false pretenses and then DROP THE GODDAMN MIC on them Should I?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Apparently linear time is cumulative and things that are younger than you can still be old.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What?! Speak up! I can’t hear you.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why are you being so mean to me? I am smol been.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

XM Radio 53 / Diplo Revolution played Toxic by Britney Spears during Vintage Hour and I had to catch my breath.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I read some silly post two days ago about George Lucas at a Taco Bell getting an idea for a character and saying to himself, “Beenba Rito”, and I have been craving one ever since. The craving just gets worse as time passes. They’re not even good. How does Taco Bell DO that?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why is Mariah Carey wearing a Mariah Carey Halloween mask?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why is Mariah Carey wearing a Mariah Carey Halloween mask?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If Obama or Biden had said “Let them take out Wyoming” (there aren’t any deeply republican cities, Wyoming is the most republican state), every network including HGTV and Nickelodeon would rightly discuss how insane that is and nothing else 24 hrs/day for 3 months. trump? No response from anyone.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What a terrifying looking child.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The “deep state” is a boogeyman invented by republicans to blame their own crimes on.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Restaurants, PLEASE stop with the iPads at every table for “self service”. I came and stayed in person to interact with people.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

turmp could have stumbled into eternal greatness like Forrest Gump by using his chaos energy to help people. Instead he uses it to hurt people. turmp is a villain version of Forest Gump.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just hope this occult bookstore doesn’t go corporate. QR codes to summon demons on your smart phone and all.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can you explain this gap in your resumé? Yes. It looks like there is some kind of manufacturing defect in the paper you printed it on.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have literally never listened to a podcast.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My first thought was “New season of Sense8?”

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What’s “wrong” with modern Trek is that 10 episodes somehow counts as a season. With so few episodes the stand alone episodes that fill in all the details don’t get made.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I dunno. Xtians gather, judge, and condemn everyone they can at every opportunity. It’s just their thing. I would think that a Klingon is gonna Klingon any time they can find a reason.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Data’s Day”! TNG S4 E11. This one has permanently been on my Top 10 list since I saw it when it first aired 35 years ago. And I’m still learning new things about it and new reasons to like it.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Currently writing a grant proposal to use the LHC* to prove the existence of these theoretical boys. *Large Hotboy Collider

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

…if you ever encounter one of these these theoretical boys please give them my username and tell them my DMs are open.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Right? If that hoe is over there, and not here, why would you even need to acknowledge them, let alone give them a monicker? The hoes that are here are much more important.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

…although, theoretically a thick boy who is also a hot boy could also be a hoe while being over there.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey let’s have the THOT discourse again. I say THOT is a portmanteau of “thick” and “hot” for thick boys who are also hot boys. The majority people, who are wrong, say it is an acronym for “That Hoe Over There”. Do you agree with me or are you wrong?

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I nearly died of spreadsheets but now I’m recovering on a restaurant patio. Don’t know yet if Dr. Bartender will have to admit me for overnight treatment. Send thots and players.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think there’s an error in your spreadsheet. Bring gerbils to Canada. Popsicles to the Thunderdome. Pickles to the sun.

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