David Ciani @davidciani.com · 13/09/2026What in the AI bullshit is this, @latimes.com? Hallucinating a full on 59th county for California. Not sure why I expected better of you. 010
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 09/09/2026There could be uglier places for my unemployed ass to be sitting doing job applications. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 09/09/2026It happened: California’s license plate format ran out of numbers. New layout is 000AAA1. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 29/08/2026It’s Margarita Friday… drinking to “chinga la migra” tonight. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 28/08/2026Zip Recruiter, this push notification is less than useless. It’s so poorly targeted that I am compelled to post about it. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 25/08/2026Grocery haul. And IMHO, the total bill was quite reasonable and appropriate, thank you very much. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 25/08/2026Fairly well traveled… I could use some help in some of the states in the middle. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 16/08/2026Small hacker victories: getting my new air purifier's night light feature to act like a light in @home-assistant.io! 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 11/08/2026Sometime I put together a fantasy map of new county borders for California, mostly following watersheds. There's 65 of them, but are a bit more right sized and could serve as the primary level municipal government (c.f. Mexico's municipalities) 122
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 24/07/2026Just wait until you find out that the template actually supports up to six "sides" for a conflict, though I didn't find any that actually had all of them populated. Found one that legitimately has five: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Tur... 030
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 13/07/2026The #SundayDrive. So privileged to be able to just drive down Big Sur pretty much whenever I want. 110
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 08/07/2026I’m always shocked when I’m reminded how lightweight portable toilets are. They are routinely delivered and picked up by a single person. 010
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 06/07/2026“I have parsed the historical data provided in the text snippets and consolidated everything into a single, professionally formatted Excel workbook.” Thanks Gemini. About that… not exactly sure that having all those “\n”s scattered about is “professionally formatted”. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 27/06/2026Monterey Gay Aquarium with a huge cephalopod! @montereybayaquarium.org 100
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 13/06/2026Enjoying a margarita watching the livestream of them taking Trump’s name off the Kennedy Center. 120
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 02/06/2026So, I asked Google AI Search about how to avoid/minimize exposure to the SpaceX IPO. After asking about my large cap index fund, it remarked that $GOOGL is a large component and I'd have indirect exposure risk. It offered to help me completely hedge out my Alphabet exposure. Fun times. 000
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 01/06/2026Waited until almost the last minute to fill out my ballot. #IVoted #YoVoté 020
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 23/05/2026He’s likely being given the MoCA (Montreal Cognitive Assessment), which is used for screening and tracking the progress of dementia patients, but he is misremembering the questions and filling in the missing details with stuff he made up (which is… common in dementia patients). 060
David Ciani @davidciani.com · 02/05/2026To soon? It looks like Spirit Airlines' final flight has landed. Fare well. 000