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David Williamson

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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 5m
Sharks win! Great way to start the season - good grit to stay with it and take it in overtime. Hooray!
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 33m
stringer bell meme with sperm whale head photoshopped very crudely over idris elba’s head. “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 41m
Just huuuuge! Death from above, yikes! Then again, our species may have met some of these avian raptors that evolved to prey on 2m tall bipeds. Gulp! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%2...
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Haast's eagle - Wikipedia
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 46m
Assholes gotta asshole, I guess? Geez.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 1h
Apparently if you play for Florida you can commit stick fouls without penalty? Huh, that must be nice.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 1h
Hockey is back, whoo-hoo! Sharks look good through the first period. Florida is a great team with a ton of talent and size, but they play right on the edge. Just a bit dirty - they're lucky to not get more penalties. Some of that was pretty blatant. Looking at you, Tkachuk boys.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 4h
Just can't make this sort of thing up: "The mayor of Nottingham, Robie Swann, attempted to disrupt the riot and restore order, but was knocked over by a rolling cheese wheel."
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 4h
@swilua.bsky.social - "cheese riot" seems right up your alley! Dang, now I want more cheese.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 10h
Bonk Concierge is an outstanding name for a band!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 10h
And an excellent choice on the screen name, lol
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 11h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 11h
That looks like a cool and interesting planet! Maybe we should check it out! (Nice work by all involved!)
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 11h
Don't mind me - got the covid/flu double shot yesterday and I'm not exactly at 100%. Still - some days!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 11h
Some days it seems like maybe we should reboot the planet and start over from a soup of amino acids.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 11h
Googly eyes are always a win!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 12h
I admit to utter bafflement at "anyone can edit it for free so pay me to do it". Uh..what?
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 12h
TIL! And ugh, everything is terrible and what is old is new again, alas.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 12h
Wow, that dude is seriously off his rocker!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 13h
With a side of corn and, apparently, nicotine? Man, science these days - I didn't know you could get vegetables with a USB-C port!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
Did that today! 👍
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
As others noted yes, but not like that. It's less than awesome to have flash floods during a drought. C'mon snowpack, especially in the Sierra and the Colorado plateau.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
In case any of you in the West haven't seen this - this is going to be very very bad indeed for a couple of weeks. It's likely to hit the century mark here. In October. Yikes. Yikes!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
Sure makes "walk into the sea" seem like an attractive option. Yeesh.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
The local-ish ones annoy me. The out-of-state ones...c'mon, really?
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
Yeah, gonna be hot. Definitely beach o'clock here near enough to the coast. Yikes, October, right?
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
I'm pretty clearly "Buttermade", lol
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 01/10/2026
Who? lol Anyway, hockey is back. Go Sharks!
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Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 30/09/2026
Full circle! That's very cool.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 30/09/2026
Wowza! That's so cool!
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 30/09/2026
Yeah - the scale incongruity goes both ways!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 30/09/2026
"So what. Big deal." Yeah, it totally holds up!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 30/09/2026
"Lithium is no longer available on credit."
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 29/09/2026
One of my favorite ways to remind people just how big space is, even at light speed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AAU...
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Riding Light - Traversing the Solar System at the speed of light
YouTube video by ogniank
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 29/09/2026
I think we should forever refer to this edition as the "Bellhop Bleb" toon.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 29/09/2026
The dog is snoring. At this time of night/morning, that's just showing off. Kinda jealous.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 29/09/2026
Okay, too many posts about terrible things, so here's a Booby.
A Red-footed Booby: a large white seabird with black wingtips, a shockingly blue and red face, and feet that are, as suggested by the name, bright red. It's in flight with wings outstretched and shown against a blurry green background of the cliffs behind it.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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taber @kvetch.gay · 28/09/2026
Here's a map of how iron ore mined in Minnesota moves (the red lines). Note the markers for where steel facilities are located, they're where they are because you have to move the stuff on ships. There are no steel mills in Iowa of any size because you can't get the fucking stuff it's made of there
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
Yup. Also, if I recall correctly, Capybara is a fish?
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
Filed under "well that's very very bad indeed". I thought we settled this ~80 years ago, but clearly we have not. Between here and Europe...oof.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
We should take all those folks and put them on Golgafrinchan Ark B. What could possibly go wrong? It's clear none of these people understand value that doesn't involve small pieces of green paper. So nice to have a government run by morons.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
I missed the plug because I was busy gouging out my eyes with a grapefruit spoon.
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
What, and I mean this with all sincerity, the actual fuck is this?
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
I like when twofer Tuesday comes a day early!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
Okay, time to get up and get the blood flowing. Maybe this will help: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcND...
youtube.com
Fanfare for the Common Man - Aaron Copland
YouTube video by Gewandhausorchester
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
Maybe he's announcing that he's directing Space Force to take out all of the Iranian space stations. That'll show 'em!
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net · 28/09/2026
Man that is packed with nostalgia - well done!
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