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Dave's not here, man!

@davewithturbos.bsky.social
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Laughter, snark and sarcasm. PacNW. Car guy. Infosec dork. Usually in that order. I don't always follow back so don't feel compelled to follow. All views expressed are my own.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 3h
Roughly 99%
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 5h
A CEO telling you which tools you must use to do your job sounds a bit micromanage-y. Can't they just give you job performance metrics and see if you're either doing your job or not? If you can do it w/out AI why should they care?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16h
Friends, I'm turning 40 tomorrow. I can't celebrate now because I'm too damn busy with the election. I'll celebrate afterward. So, to help me celebrate now, please--oh, please--check your voter registration. It takes a few moments. It's easy. Do it for me: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 19h
Update: 38 off 7 turnovers.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 19h
Seahawks/49ers game has more points off turnovers than not. 35 points off turnovers so far 1/2 way through the 3rd quarter.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 21h
Annnnnd the Seattle/49er game started with each team having a turnover and the other team scoring off of it. "Ok let's have a game where the offense always starts on the opponents 30 like college OT"
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 21h
I haven't seen two teams try so hard to lose a game like that in quite a while.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 21h
That was CRAZY.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 23h
"They are unfair when they cover me" "I am going to sue them for not covering me"
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was so crazy! Lol
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just one though? 😂
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahaha no GOP ever says Trump is wrong in public.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, you're in hell. Check.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear Mike, the next chapter of your life will be the length of a meme.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine having to go through your whole life suffering with being that handsome.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hegseth continues to display small dick energy in the most creative ways. I don't think I've ever heard him speak where I haven't thought "he got beat up and put in a trash can a lot in high school".
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only when I'm feeling too good about my life.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's one of Trump's "features", he's so bad with language that sometimes it takes a *lot* of context to ascertain what he actually means. Unless it's self-congratulations or a personal attack it's not always clear his intent.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎯
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I still have an X account to occasionally fact-check, and this post makes me wanna go look, in the same way telling me something is scathing hot makes me want to touch it so I can get a third degree burn and go "Yep. Hot".
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If "4-6 weeks of volatility"means a perpetual 4-6 weeks, sure.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll take why I hate switching to a new phone for $1,000, Alex. Do you think all the 2FA MS Authenticator, Google Authenticator and DUO 2FA stuff comes over? No, 95% of it does and the 5% that doesn't make are the most critical ones. SMS 2FA works but that's also why it's not secure.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No lie detected.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👇👇
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That tracks. 😂
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the polls would have to move about five times more than they historically do" Thanks for this! I figured the data was out there. Thanks!
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hegeth's military: We run from danger.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let me guess: Armed and masked.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This. I wonder what the average polling change from 30 days out -> election day is. They always tighten but it is generally the same amount, where 45 days out is typically a 3-4% higher margin than election day?
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For this singular post, context doesn't matter because it encapsulates social media writ large. "I don't eat salad" "WHY DO YOU HATE FARMERS?"
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Preeeeeeeety sure you're safe on this kind of...whatever that is.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He is so exhausting.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alito and Thomas before R's lose the Senate, guaranteed.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂😂
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Oregon diet in the fall / winter is regularly this I swear to God.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's just good clean relationship fun right there.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂😂
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am BEGGING RFK Jr to promote AI, then have him ask it about vaccines and autism. This is a slam effing dunk, people.
Do vaccines cause autism
No, vaccines do not cause autism. Decades of extensive global research involving millions of children confirm that immunizations—including the measles, mumps, and rubella (MMR) vaccine, thimerosal preservatives, and multiple simultaneous early shots—do not increase the risk of developing autism spectrum disorder, as outlined by Autism Speaks.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yup!
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
38? I'm easily old enough to be his dad and he'd probably pass as being the same age as me if you just put our pictures side by side. My avatar pic is me barely a year ago. Optimism and constant sarcasm for the win. Ok, and genetics.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sen Schmitt gets his own name wrong at The Bridge of Death.
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Monty Python Holy Grail
Alt: Monty Python Holy Grail Bridge of Death scene where Sen Schmitt gets his own name wrong.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My bet was going to be in the washing machine.
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T.J. The Polar Bear @tj-the-polar-bear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since the Thursday Night debacle, the Packers have added Guards Laken Tomlinson and Mekhi Becton. Between the two of them they have 193 NFL starts and add badly needed veteran presences to an offensive line struggling with basic communication. The Packers aren't done adding yet as well.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Capitalism > other people's kids/grandkids to these people.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As I understand it they could do it between November and January before the Senate officially changes hands. Also, they've been debating it already. From April: www.newsweek.com/chuck-grassl...
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Republican floats Samuel Alito replacement nominees for Supreme Court
Chuck Grassley floated Ted Cruz and Mike Lee as preferred replacements for a potential Supreme Court vacancy.
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump will put her in SCOTUS out of spite. You know two more will retire before 2029....
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
5-star punchline. 👊
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. Jay Feely, a former NFL kicker and a GOP candidate for Congress in Arizona, has made “protecting women’s sports” a centerpiece of his election campaign. So I reviewed years of Feely’s podcast appearances to see what he actually thinks about female athletes. 🧵
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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My guess is Mt Rushmore is getting gold-plated.
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