Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 20hMy Oregon diet in the fall / winter is regularly this I swear to God. 050
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am BEGGING RFK Jr to promote AI, then have him ask it about vaccines and autism. This is a slam effing dunk, people. 000
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/202638? I'm easily old enough to be his dad and he'd probably pass as being the same age as me if you just put our pictures side by side. My avatar pic is me barely a year ago. Optimism and constant sarcasm for the win. Ok, and genetics. 151
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sen Schmitt gets his own name wrong at The Bridge of Death.static.klipy.comMonty Python Holy GrailAlt: Monty Python Holy Grail Bridge of Death scene where Sen Schmitt gets his own name wrong. 070
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!T.J. The Polar Bear @tj-the-polar-bear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Since the Thursday Night debacle, the Packers have added Guards Laken Tomlinson and Mekhi Becton. Between the two of them they have 193 NFL starts and add badly needed veteran presences to an offensive line struggling with basic communication. The Packers aren't done adding yet as well. 032
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/09/20261. Jay Feely, a former NFL kicker and a GOP candidate for Congress in Arizona, has made “protecting women’s sports” a centerpiece of his election campaign. So I reviewed years of Feely’s podcast appearances to see what he actually thinks about female athletes. 🧵 461543567
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a GIFstatic.klipy.comMonty Python And The Holy GrailAlt: Monty Python And The Holy Grail 250
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026None of my employers in the last 20 years would give a shit. I can't imagine that I would care if I'm interviewing. "Are you good at IT / Infosec?" I'd care more if they showed up in PJ's than drinking iced coffee. Different regions and industries I suppose. 140
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is brutal. Gives me more hope that in 2026 the R's are screwed. Get us the house and 51 in the Senate and we might un-capsize this ship. 010
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'd wager as a percentage, ICE agents have more convictions than the people they're arresting. Would love to see the actual statistic, tbh. 170
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey Gorka, we achieved that last year according to the White House: www.whitehouse.gov/releases/202...whitehouse.govIran’s Nuclear Facilities Have Been Obliterated — and Suggestions Otherwise are Fake NewsThe world is far safer after President Donald J. Trump’s highly successful, decisive precision strikes against the Iranian regime’s key nuclear 010
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's one accomplishment that would make him quite celebrated. Granted, he can't really control when it'll happen but I am 99% sure I'll live to see that day. 120
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who knew winning was related to how a team played on the field? Wild, if true. 000
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dr Oz. thinks if you're paying for auto insurance you should crash your car, otherwise why even have it? 020
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Joint Warfighter Evaluation." In Hegseth-speak, that means it's going to be a dick-measuring competition. God, this guy gives off the most powerful micropenis vibes I have seen in a long, long time. The more he talks the more I think he got beat up a lot as a kid. Insecurity level 11. 010
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe super duper intelligence to match the super duper missiles we're building. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZJ...youtube.comTrump says US is developing a 'super duper' missileYouTube video by Guardian News 000
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes JD, keep using this messaging. Your inability to read a room is unmatched. Have you seen Trump's ratings on the economy? 030
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know lots of libs and anecdotally 100% of them agree with Evelyn Normielib. 020
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whether you trust Monae or not, it's at least a permission structure for any R's on the fence, which isn't nothing. 010
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/09/2026If you’re in California, call @robbonta.bsky.social and yell at him. 916-445-9555 4318198
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“New [whistleblower] report reveals federal officers told to impersonate voters to access state voter websites, use unreliable ‘magic’ data in effort to justify Trump Administration’s baseless voter fraud claims & undermine elections” 9/14/26 … 1/ 7225154
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Diane Tucker @theshymuseumgoer.com · 20/09/2026#ArtHistory 🗃️ 🐡 🎨 #dragons Happy Sunday, Bluesky Discover how three master painters turned the legend of Saint George and the Dragon into a masterclass in human psychology—and a study in how cultural norms take root New from me: theshymuseumgoer.com/2026/09/16/saint-george-and-dragon-paintings/ 1377
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Andrew Weissmann @weissmann.substack.com · 20/09/2026The Trump media ban is revelatory. Of course what Trump has done violates the constitution. But note that no official refused to implement it- violating their oaths of office to us. Tells you everything you need to know - and worry about in the administration’s response to the midterm elections. 42855250
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026An entirely reasonable organizational response from CNN would be that they will no longer host members of the administration as long as the administration bars them from the White House 401317260
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A beer truck broke down and Steve is trying to tow it home. Steve as always is trying his best. 1039626
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kendyl's fun 🧵 has a new entry. Fun stuff we can all relate to. 😂 031
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hate gets notoriety on the MAGA side, acts of compassion gets notoriety on the left. Divvy up your energy and resources accordingly. (I like MackLemore songs but I'm old and white and get off my lawn! 😂) 041
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026SAME LOVE, DIVIDED Thoughts about Macklemore, Ed Sheeran, and Robert Kraft: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comSame Love, DividedThoughts about Macklemore, Ed Sheeran, and Robert Kraft 262
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This.....tracks a lot better than it should for Trump. 010
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Animal ownership in a nutshell. See also: Children 010
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"You hate the same people I do but fix the fuel prices" Hate has a price dipshit. 140
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One," Trump declared at an August 2024 news conference surrounded by packaged foods, milk, meats and eggs. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comGas to groceries: Has Trump kept his promise to tackle rising prices?President Trump promised to bring down inflation. One year on from his victory, BBC Verify revisits some of his claims. 000
Reposted by Dave's not here, man!Dru Stevenson @drustevenson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every Dem running to unseat a Rep incumbent can now keep asking every day, "What have you done in Congress in the last X weeks?! Please explain it to your constituents!" 021
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026But he's going to wait until after the mid-terms to do something about it....after supposedly obliterating their shit last year. Sure, Jan. 020
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Defiantly nailed down the K part of the equation. 000
Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kennedy Center revenue last 15 years. 242