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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH

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he/him/hey you/that fucking guy🙄 watching an empire flush itself down the fucking toilet

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-sa…
Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#americanexceptionalism
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How about live-streaming the release of the Epstein Files
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete Hegseth says there needs to be serious consequences for people who commit crimes, just jotting that down for future reference.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#assbox
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did RFK Jr find him that hat on the side of the road somewhere?
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
beet butt
a large round beet from my garden that grew with a deep cleft that looks like a butt.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a white South African, no less
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it.
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(hands clamped over ears) la la la la
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how long until he begins to brag about the quality and strength of his bowel movements?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#cromulence
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#doubleplusungood
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#assbox
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#assbox
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
Alt: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also adjusting position while sleeping with cats
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#helldivers
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's perfect for many different formats. I know I'd enjoy the video game version.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my 2 cents is this country has cooked it's brains in puritanism
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tina Fey as Princess Leia in 30 Rock: I'm a Princess!
Alt: Tina Fey as Princess Leia in 30 Rock: I'm a Princess! she's trying to get out of jury duty
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The ‘Kubrick stare’ involves an actor looking out from under the brow line and tilting their head towards the camera. Sometimes, the actor will smile in a sinister fashion. It is often used to convey that a character has become dangerously mentally unstable.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubrick...
An absolutely insane photo of Melania, trump, and Xi 

Trump is looking at the camera like a lunatic
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this comic book could use a ninja assassin baby of color to fulfill the plot twist
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trump is afraid of cooties
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#assbox
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't see why it shouldn't be -- it's a good one.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Gonna tell my kids this is Hitler hiding in Argentina
John Cleese
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you act like you have never seen a STRONG REQUEST before
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trans women are not 'male'.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe we should have separate toilets for bigots.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is not true. you must know that.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
well you are going to need a shit ton of money for lawyers again, lady. I hope they throw the book at you assholes.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so this is pretty yikes
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
other than my new band name?
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Brian Eno on crafting the Windows 95 start up sound. This is never far from my thoughts.
"The thing from the agency said, 'We want a piece of music that is inspiring, universal, blah-blah, da-da-da, optimistic, futuristic, sentimental, emotional,' this whole list of adjectives, and then at the bottom it said 'and it must be 3.25 seconds long.'
"I thought this was so funny and an amazing thought to actually try to make a little piece of music. It's like making a tiny little jewel."
Eno soon became obsessed by this task, creating 84 different pieces of music - the other 83 of which I'd love to see the light of day at some point.
"I got completely into this world of tiny, tiny little pieces of music", he continued. "I was so sensitive to microseconds at the end of this that it really broke a logjam in my own work. Then when I'd finished that and I went back to working with pieces that were like three minutes long, it seemed like oceans of time."
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wordle 1,912 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like how you included a typo to illustrate how clumsy your flippers are
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tranna scarenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need a doddering, orange, virulently misogynistic and racist president of the left
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you're not wrong, but we haven't even reckoned with the civil war
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they shouldn't have to say that, and wouldn't if you would listen
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
That rock skipping, yes tossing stones across a pond or river, is a gender segregated sport, should tell you something about how gendered sports are not about fairness of physical ability, and is instead about the male ego
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a tired groan rises from Orwell's grave
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
maybe he will be buried alive so he can hear the piss hitting his grave
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that 'if' is doing a lot of heavy lifting and damage. knock it off.
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dave 'antifa' sisley aka WOKESQUATCH @davesisley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what's 'fair' is letting everybody play
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