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Dave

@davelocke.bsky.social
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UK dude. Work for US company. Have Universe sized thoughts.

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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn’t realise you needed a full house
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Best yet 😊
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s quite the juxtaposition
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s her colour got to do with it?
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know blues, you’ll be needing a plan B. Thinking a mid term tsunami will end this is going to end badly. They have a plan for that and they don’t play by the rules. Waiting to use your vote as the way out is not enough.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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foghornleghorn1357.bsky.social @foghornleghorn1357.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Major Announcement: I have renamed Donald Trump. The new name will be National Embarrassment, Nat for short.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wish they stopped with the AI flyers
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is this seemingly the unicorn profile and even though I have a good few to hang with; this doesn’t sound like the hardest thing does it world?
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t know why u read this with a Hunter Thompson voice in my head ☺️
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The USA has officially crossed over into full idiocracy. There is no turning back. Everyone is mowing shouting into the void from whichever side as no one cares. They’ve all tuned out. And they except the status quo.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How can anyone listen to his worm eaten voice? The clue is right there. You guys get what you’re given at this point..
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watching back to the future part 2 with my 11 yr old son. He says “this is the trump timeline”
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now that is unexpected but very welcome. Goodbye Infan-cheat-i
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck. In. Hell. The kushners. Should have fucking known. I’m European and these oligarch nepocunts can go fuck themseleves to the moon!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why do you have all these old f’kers in these positions in the first place. It’s not a tribe where the eldest gets to be the “wise one” 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Think that would have been more visible. But there’s def something suss. And now this youtube.com/shorts/PzK4e...
youtube.com
I was sent an exclusive photo of Tyler Robinson.
YouTube video by Candace Owens
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And because the bullet came from the back. The neck was the exit wound and the bullet hit the ground. Watch it again frame by frame.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yes it was and very under reported
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No way. I did not have that on my list of reasons to have that crazy cut
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We won’t do anything with Spain. Terrible place. Not even visits. Hands over World Cup 😂
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He was too tired after every member of congress spoke to him for 20 mins. Back to back. For hours.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Of course he has.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 15/07/2026
You can’t “Make America Great Again” while draining its institutions, attacking its allies & dividing its people! A drained reflecting pool has become a symbol of something much bigger! America deserves better! Well said @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
50 years. And the score 1 sit back is still the strat.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And Clinton impeached for a consensual bj…
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
For a non US. How does his death not trigger a special election?
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Haha so good. I knew it was a “make an image of MM next to his wife recovering in hospital while holding the paper in the attached image” prompt.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ffs. It’s becoming the thoughts and prayers of school shootings.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He made them like him.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fucking twats. When will someone just call this shit out for what it is. You have imbeciles in charge.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Something bigger at play. The press are distancing (finally)
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Probably reading the Epstein files when having his heart attack. Need to clean up the evidence!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s the wrong ending. Would actually make matters worse. Needs to be natural or a domestic case.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ffs Kane
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just means it’s true then. Why else would he want to suppress.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Actually he did it to himself when he drove the full motorcade over the freshly (non cured) surface. www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
snopes.com
Did Trump's motorcade drive through newly painted reflecting pool?
A White House official posted a video of the motorcade crossing the landmark on May 7, 2026.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You have watched Civil War right? This is exactly the plot playing out in plain sight
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s not trying to be funny. It’s the perfect antithesis to a broken system and Farage deserves every bit of mockery coming to him.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Loving the Count Binface race heat up. It’s what the US could have done against Trump but they’re still only warming up. Only 250 yrs old with their first dictator. We’ve been doing this for centuries and know how to take the mick out of ourselves!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mother f*ckers FIFA. Quansah ban extended to two games despite being same offence as Balogun which was “suspended”. Guess we’ll just suck it up as we’re not cheating pussies.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thank you. Had to be more to it somewhere! Not ideal and get it but talk about (another) coup in plain sight!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why is there a trending topic for Gatwick crash and not a single post is about Gatwick or crashes. And nothing on normal news?!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One is a joke candidate. Someone who if elected has no interest in doing the job. A candidate who is only in it for media hits, to raise their profile, and stroke their ego. A candidate who just lives to enrich themselves and cares nothing about us humans The other is @countbinface.bsky.social
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wouldn’t that just be the sweetest outcome of the farce-age by-election
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Except in America where he learnt how to do it in the first place.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds like a Trump contractor job
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*knows
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