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Dave

@davelocke.bsky.social
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UK dude. Work for US company. Have Universe sized thoughts.

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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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foghornleghorn1357.bsky.social @foghornleghorn1357.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Major Announcement: I have renamed Donald Trump. The new name will be National Embarrassment, Nat for short.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The USA has officially crossed over into full idiocracy. There is no turning back. Everyone is mowing shouting into the void from whichever side as no one cares. They’ve all tuned out. And they except the status quo.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watching back to the future part 2 with my 11 yr old son. He says “this is the trump timeline”
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 15/07/2026
You can’t “Make America Great Again” while draining its institutions, attacking its allies & dividing its people! A drained reflecting pool has become a symbol of something much bigger! America deserves better! Well said @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Loving the Count Binface race heat up. It’s what the US could have done against Trump but they’re still only warming up. Only 250 yrs old with their first dictator. We’ve been doing this for centuries and know how to take the mick out of ourselves!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mother f*ckers FIFA. Quansah ban extended to two games despite being same offence as Balogun which was “suspended”. Guess we’ll just suck it up as we’re not cheating pussies.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why is there a trending topic for Gatwick crash and not a single post is about Gatwick or crashes. And nothing on normal news?!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One is a joke candidate. Someone who if elected has no interest in doing the job. A candidate who is only in it for media hits, to raise their profile, and stroke their ego. A candidate who just lives to enrich themselves and cares nothing about us humans The other is @countbinface.bsky.social
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So much winning
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Lori K 🔵🇺🇸 @lorikny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
FREEEDUMB with a B.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pretty much sums it up 👇
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If a white Scotsman can’t get an approved ESTA to travel to the #worldcup the rest of world is fubar’d www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Scotland fans 'heartbroken' as travel permits to World Cup withdrawn last minute
People travelling to the World Cup have had their ESTA applications changed from approved to "travel not authorised".
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp there’s no unseeing this
Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square matUFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
😂😂😂doesn’t even hold up to basic questioning 😂😂😂
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
An anger inducing headline. Of course he is safe. The most protected person on the planet at an official event. The very consideration that someone could get into the building is inconceivable. Do better. The entire media were present!
Reuters headline mansplaining the ridiculous situation in Washington on Saturday night.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
💯
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Watching season 4 of POI. It’s like a documentary on Palintir and DOGE (as team Samaritan) vs the world.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You know he’s gonna claim TACO Tuesday is named after him, now that it’s everywhere and “no one knows more about tacos on Tuesday than me”
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
You know we could all just stop reporting on, and commenting on his social posts. They’re all BS anyway. Just take the megaphone away. Ignore the noisy toddler!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Been rewatching Person of Interest. All five seasons. Didn’t realise it was a playbook for the AI tech bros! 😳
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Next level. DJT cooked and the US a joke to anyone outside.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
To the @meidastouch.com team I salute your ongoing endeavours to report on all the output from the social posts, the “rallies” and non existent congress. But it’s exhausting. You must need a break. Just hearing Mike J whine and deliver a constant stream of lies has pushed me over the edge! I’m out.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Watching s5e1 of The Boys and it’s less extreme than US politics.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Another TACO Tuesday but better than waking up to news of nukes.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Watching The Car (1977) for first time and made me think of other classic B movies from the era and see #bmoviemaniacs trending!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The speech must have been pointless as the UK news feeds dont even reference it happening! Our new tactic of ignoring whining orange clown is best and he must hate it!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Who thinks this is what he had over her the whole time. Now she’s being burned as all washed up assets are.
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Thejanfiles @fiercemama25.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Take nothing for granted. Keep asking questions. @peggybechko.bsky.social @davelocke.bsky.social @0lsi.bsky.social @pacduneslooper.com @rexbowman.bsky.social @montesquieu62.bsky.social @thebestkerri.bsky.social @inthewrongtimeline.bsky.social @rckymtnmn.bsky.social youtu.be/o6MKAvWshc8
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The Draft, Epstein & Iran: My take on what is happening.
YouTube video by The Jan Files
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Well done the Green Party for standing up to billionaires and promoting humanity for all. Meanwhile Reform and Frogage are trying to use the orange clowns playbook… apple.news/AuIj1y65_QaG...
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Farage questions ‘integrity of democratic process’ in Gorton and Denton by-election — The Independent
Nigel Farage, leader of Reform UK, has raised concerns about the “integrity of the democratic process in predominantly Muslim areas
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The beauty of being an idiot is your not smart enough to realise
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Imagine a Thanos inspired moment when using the stones to disappear anyone who legit committed crimes within the Epstein files. Just watch them vanish and see who was left!
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hello?
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I can concur. We are making others resign or be stripped of titles for being in there. It’s a start.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Guys. Like totally this is how it’s going down in sane world apple.news/AWsoAorvPSNC...
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Labour MPs say Starmer’s days as PM are numbered amid fury over Mandelson — The Guardian
MPs say release of papers on Mandelson’s appointment as US ambassador could trigger leadership challenge
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Legends
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Once upon a time there was a boy who was never told no. Except when it came to love. He liked bad things. He did evil acts. He nearly got caught. But a foreign boy needed some help and an alliance was formed. He saves him by giving him power so long as he does what he says. The true art of the deal.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Omg what is he doing. Showing mug shots of Minnesotans labelled “worst of the worse”. Have they even had a trial yet. Has due process been followed. At an international press conference and assuming judge and jury and no other states mentioned.Trying to justify his murder and civil unrest.
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What fresh hell is this? Are we really going full nazi across the globe. Have we learned nothing from the last 90 years?! Read a book guys!! apple.news/AwX8Pqas2Q_a...
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New proposed Ukip logo compared to iron cross used by Nazi regime — The Guardian
Anti-racism campaign group Hope Not Hate warned that the logo was ‘echoing Nazi-style imagery’
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Dave @davelocke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So meddling in foreign policy and advising protesters to continue and fight their regime while killing protesters at home to stop them fighting the US regime. Got it. Cool cool.
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Thomas Benner @thomasbenner.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Cartoon by Bill Bramhall
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It’s getting so the only safe place to be is in the Epstein Files. 🔄
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