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just trying to be funny. will follow you if youre from philly or a shutdown fullcast fan

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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When was Donovan McNabb on a sitcom?
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you ever get a chance to come to the Philadelphia/South Jersey area give it a try. It is a breakfast food.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That makes a lot of sense. Is it a specific type of bean for breakfast?
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They'd never let you make it. You'd win all the Oscars and ruin movies for the rest of society.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Interesting. Is scrapple a thing in England?
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did love that Franco immediately disregarded the first 2 rules in like 10 minutes of going back.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He should show them scrapple. That'll get the Brits talking.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How are they different because thats what I assumed but am always willing to learn about other countries eating habits.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Clearly you need to invade a neighbors yard. perferably with a pool. Then paint the so called 'reporters' as enemies of the house for questioning you in these trying times. Or a Switch 2. Either solution works.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok BUT what if we make it a competition. Like we have people sign up to hunt them and the prisoner has to try to hide and if they survive a week they get their freedom?
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd call them the Atlanta Phillies for half the season until his contract was up.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only election Trumps administration was in charge during is the only oen Democrats were able to rig. That's so crazy
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: I bet SpongeBob calls it "rolling the dice" when he jerks off. Ya know...cuz they're little squares. Bus Driver: Please, it's been an hour, i'm begging you to stop and just take a seat. ... Bus Driver: And they're cubes, not squares.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to know they are as angry with what is happening as I am and want it fixed.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AND had to be bullied to release Acme vs Coyote
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The world would be so much better if everyone watched all the twilight zone episodes
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
EIGHTY. TWO. AND. O.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's right though. No where in the law does it say 'Danilo Alves Silva is not allowed to walk around a voting area wearing ICE outfit. Or attempting to bribe people.' He straight up Air Bud it.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clearly that is the AI 'actor' they keep interviewing for reasons
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If any did this against the phillies I would want them hung like Mussolini. If a Phillie did it I'd want the entire trot on stained glass like the stations of the cross
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got everyone in my department at my previous job to sing thst part when it came on the radio at work. Love it when a group comes together to achieve greatness
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HOWEVAH...
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It depends on the score. 15 if winning team scored 35 or less. Any final score in this range feels big win. 28-13, 35-20 20 points if winning team scores over 40. 40-20, 55-35
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i cant think of a more wrong statement
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone ever figure out why Santana never thanked Rob Thomas when he won all the grammys for the song that year?
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year.... #TeamCandyCorn
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least they did in fact try with 5 All star hitters on the roster along with the 2nd best pitcher in the NL for 6 yrs. Just sucks it didnt work.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
76-6 season coming up. I cant be hurt again
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This team deserves the salary cap.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck this. This team deserves a salary cap.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
23- Met a woman. 25- Moved in with her. Married her. Had our daughter in December. Now- 9 months old and is the coolest baby ever.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go Phils, say it back 🔔
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go Phils
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Philadelphia's own Charles Darwin. Go Birds
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didnt realize Darwin was a Phillies fan. Good to know.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lock out not strike
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Phillies game tomorrow isnt still at 2pm is it?
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Terry Mulholland.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painter postseason closer
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hate to say it but only a salary cap can save this team
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only thing that will save this team is a salary cap.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump wants to empty the prisons. Sounds soft on Crime to me
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go Phils
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI music would never
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No problem. My monkey paw has one more finger left so you're welcome.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You accidentally posted a Phillies recap. No big deal it happens.
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boxscore.online @boxscore.online · 29/09/2026
Like this post and I'll reply with your 2026 MLB postseason bracket. There are 2,048 possible brackets. Each one is issued once, to one account, and never again. Exactly one of them will turn out perfect.
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get in the car, we're fixing the timeline
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dude mcguillicutty @davek81683.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm resetting the timeline everybody.
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