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Dave Empey

@daveempey.bsky.social
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Founder of Bluesky Orange Cat Anti-Defamation League. Calendar nerd. Doomscroller. Past tense of “lead” is “led”.

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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is WHY His Nibs is The Most Spoiled Cat Ever(tm): because he’s also The Sweetest Cat Ever.
Orange cat lying on his fluffy bed with one paw on the arm of the human sitting next to him.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Most Spoiled Cat Ever(tm) doesn’t feel like jumping up onto my lap on the couch so I have to bring my lap down to the floor for him to sit in.
Orange cat sitting in lap of (fat) human who is sitting on the kitchen floor.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I‘m fascinated by this pic I took of my housemates cat bc it manages to be bad and good at the same time. Also, it’s good!
Orange cat lying on his side and waving a paw in the air. The paw is blurry from the motion.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Expressions I can do without: downstream of replacement level reductive wishcasting
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In Las Vegas Nevada visiting the statue of my wife
A man with too many buttons unbuttoned on his shirt in front of Vegas vicky neon sign at Circa casino
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What would it mean for something to be “remotely true” anyway? Ceterum, Factio Republicana delenda est.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Well, actually: 250 years is pretty old for a country. (The UK is only 225 years old!)
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to read this but people need to use more commas.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Unpopular Calendar Nerd Opinion: The Julian Calendar is fine and we should go back to it.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is one of my favorite pieces of footage from space. Remember the early Macs had a motorized floppy drive that would eject the disk?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
May seem no shit Sherlock to you but worth noting us reporting this seemed to piss off the white house
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Calendar Nerdery repost We should make Dec 31 New Year‘s Day so the quarters could all be more equal lengths: Dec 31 to Mar 31: 91 days (92 in leap years) Apr 1 to Jun 30: 91 days Jul 1 to Sep 30: 92 days Oct 1 to Dec 30: 91 days (As opposed to to 90,91,92,92 days)
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CougarMojo🇨🇦♥️🇺🇦 @cougarmojo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A complicated mess? No. “A portrait of blissful Rest” Yes. Cat Lessons. 🐈🕊️
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I have no idea what this expression means
Orange cat peers up at camera with a quizzical expression
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
let's take a walk with mama
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Why you shouldn’t let a cat lie down with his paw in the palm of your hand no matter how cute and trusting it seems.
A right hand palm up with 3 or 4 bloody scratches across the middle of the palm.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There seems to be a stuffed cat lying on my bed
An orange cat with white tummy sleeps on his side on a blue bedsheet decorated with white moons and snowflakes. His legs are stuck stiffly out to the side.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
His Nibs enjoying the cat tunnel
Orange cat in a three-way cat tunnel toy peers out of the tunnel at the camera
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What to do when you find that calendar you got last year and forgot about all year
wall calendar for January 2025 with the “5” turned into a “6” with a black marker and the weekdays relabeled so Sunday becomes Monday which becomes Tuesday etcwall calendar with cute cat for January 2025 with the “5” turned into a “6” with a black marker and the weekdays relabeled so Sunday becomes Monday which becomes Tuesday etc
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i've been trying to find a place to volunteer for my community using my strengths, but unfortunately my strengths are all like "filling out paperwork" and "putting on eye makeup". open to suggestions on how to put those to use
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
hey! no pictures!
orange cat in the middle of meowing
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A little-appreciated benefit of going back to paper straws is that it is again possible to make whistles from them. I had the pleasure of demonstrating this almost-lost knowledge to some young persons at a farmer’s market this morning and I have high hopes they will pass it on in turn.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Any sentence beginning "No one is saying..." is almost certainly false. It's the interwebs, people. No matter what you're talking about someone somewhere is almost certainly saying it. And someone else is probably fanatically insisting on it with violent threats.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Writing “You do know that…” makes you sound like a complete @$$#*!+
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Unpopular opinion: “cringe” is cringe.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Summer is here!! 🔊#AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Unpopular Opinion: We should change New Year’s Day to December 31. To equalize the length of the quarters. 30 Dec 2025 31 Dec 2026 1 Jan 2026
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This embroidery in Evanston, IL, isn’t the quickest-reading sign of the #HandsOff protests, but it sure does capture the public mood.
Sign is large embroidery with the words “I’m so angry I stitched this just so I could stab something 3,000 times.”
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 14/11/2024
Time to rebuild my follower base from Twitter on BlueSky! I’m Vidar, founder of Street Art Utopia, curating the most inspiring street art worldwide! Every new follower who comments here will receive street art photo as a thank-you reply! Feel free to request a specific theme for your photo!
Street art mural depicting R2-D2, the iconic Star Wars droid, offering a bouquet of flowers to a trash can painted to resemble a companion. A small red heart hovers above R2-D2, adding a touch of charm and humor to the piece. The artwork, set against an urban wall, playfully reimagines the characters in a heartwarming scene that brings personality and affection to inanimate objects.
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feralcat @feralcat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Another rainy day batt. Avoiding the news as much as possible, but that’s pretty difficult these days. Current events are so shite and heartbreaking. #craftsky #knitsky #yarnsky #fiberarts
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Went up to the top of the Hermit Gulch trail where you can see Avalon Bay on one side and the Pacific on the other. /1
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Emotional Support Cats. I know you need them.
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
2/ and then: the infinitesimals and transfinite numbers which at least arent called by names that imply they are not real
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
1/ i’ve been thinking about how the last 2500 years (at least) of math has been a series of discoveries that impossible nonexistent numbers are actually not only possible but necessary Starting with the “irrational” numbers Then the “negative” numbers, and the “imaginary” numbers
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
An orange cat with white bib and paws draped over the shoulder of a woman in a black sweater
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Dave Empey @daveempey.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Dash before a nought but there is no such thing as negative zero
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