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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

As seen on Reddit: “…the Government of Canada today announced the immediate launch of the Forest Undergrowth Clearing & Kindling Operation for Foreign Friends (F.U.C.K. O.F.F.) Initiative.” Worth the read. Call the undertaker, I’m dead. 🤣 #Canada

NEWS RELEASE
For Immediate Release
Government of Canada Announces F.U.C.K. O.F.F. Initiative to Address Cross-Border Smoke Concerns
Ottawa, Ontario - May 23, 2026 - In response to a recent letter from members of the United States Congress
As a responsible neighbour and longstanding friend, Canada recognizes the importance of ensuring that smoke from Canadian wildfires does not impact the bealth, air quality, or outdoor enjoyment of our American friends.
Accordingly, the Government of Canada today announced the immediate launch of the Forest Undergrowth Clearing & Kindling Operation for Foreign Friends (F.U.C.K. O.F.F.) Initiative.
Beginning tomorrow at 0800 hours, every able-bodied Canadian between the ages of 16 and 65 will be drafted ento the newly established Department of National Forest Tidiness.
Each participant will be issued:
• One govemment-approved rake
One pair of work gloves One reflective safety vest
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A designated soction of Canada's approximately 347 million hectares of forest
Participants will be responsible for removing lenes, pine noodles, twigs, deadfall, brush, branches, moss, bark. shrubs, and any other materials deemed insufficiently tidy by congressional observers. All collected debris must be arranged into ncat, bilingual piles and submitted for inspection by a federal forestry compliance officer.
Additional measures under the initiative will include:
Swceping the Rocky Mountains
Vacuuming the borcal forest
Power-Washing the Canadian Shield
Installing smoke detectors throughout the Yukon
Roquiring all future wildfires to remain within clearly marked provincial boundaries
Ensuring that no smoke crosses the international border without first reporting to
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
Government officials estimate that, with the full coopcration of the Canadian
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In the interest of continental cooperation, Canada has also proposed sev…

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