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Uncle Dave1307

@dave1307.bsky.social
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As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.

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Classic Ian @cheersian.bsky.social · 23h
Pretty sure I messed up this build somewhere along the way….
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey that's Kofi Kingstown now. Different Caribbean capital city, absolutely no reason to pronounce it any differently. I'm a genius.
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"WHAT-parent?!" -that guy
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next time Lester calls me anything
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Gta 5 Lester
ALT: Gta 5 Lester
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen's pedo song is on the radio
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many minors are getting gender reassignment surgery, anyway? I genuinely do not know. Why would you say this? "I would vote in favor of banning punching the moon with boxing gloves" how many people are doing this, and how many more are going to feel abandoned because of this stance?
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
worse, I'm at work on a Monday
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the one from the first movie was so much better, should've just worn that tone
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why does this look like he has a ponytail lol
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😭
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I play a Marvel/DC Comics Amalgam MUSH, and the guy who first broke the news about Dolly Parton was the guy who plays Bruce Wayne. So if anybody asks me how I found out, the answer is "Batman told me"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Close Encounters of the Richard Kind
Still from the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind showing a tall skinny alien with light behind it while a person stands before it with their hand up shielding the light. The aliens head has been replaced with that of actor Richard Kind
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Steel Dan
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Way More Red Hot Chili Peppers Than You'd Imagined
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Honestly no idea since /wooo/ went mainstream through the tubes and then died
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Meanwhile, my reaction:
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nah that was Orange Wonder lmfao, that name came from DEEP
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He wasn't young. That's the most baffling thing that came out of his death and identity reveal. That man was sixty years old arguing with teens and twenty-somethings online.
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Say what you will but I would have never predicted the WWE title scene would be a three way feud between Sami Zayn, KO and CM Punk
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me getting ready to send Pikachu to Jesus:
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Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) Points Gun
Alt: Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) Points Gun
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did i outgrow Jackass?
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS gave Burger King covid
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This show is how I learned the word "kindergarten" so idk how ENGLISH SPEAKERS didn't pick up on that
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It'd be interesting to see beige shirt Kratos though
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i miss Estephanie Vaquer
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you're not careful I'm gonna get all weak in the knees
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I need to know when the commercial break is going to be over
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Smackdown is now a three hour commercial break. At least they're being honest
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Samoa" Amy Joe Johnson
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I want my finger back.
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i have days where I love all that slow moving stuff and days where I'd hate it, so I'd be fine if they included them but didn't make them absolutely mandatory to do.
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's pretty good, it's on Disney+
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
went to my favorite breakfast spot and somebody had come in earlier and ate all the pussy.
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Sleep-Deprived Spongebob Squarepants
ALT: Sleep-Deprived Spongebob Squarepants
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wait these games are actually good?!
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lol
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Black folk discovered a whites only Facebook page and then this happened/is happening
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did it work?
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
SAMI ZAYN DID IT. SAMI ZAYN.
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hell yeah they do
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
BULMAMDANI?!
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 24/06/2026
every publisher in the industry when the most expensive and highly anticipated game of all time being 80 dollars doesn't mean customers will be willing to do that for any other game ever made
monkey putin
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How about you mind your business?
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Wout Weghorst Scores Dramatic World Cup Equalizer
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Artificial Sweetener Shane Helms
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Awkward
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Reminder to the yanks to do their Duolingo today
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
mean things i say to my husband
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh this is just Liv's theme now.
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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Look at my beautiful baby boy
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