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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴

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Unassuming Local Guy

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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 11/10/2026
bonus actions have bonus consequences
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 20/09/2026
Reducing my opacity by 5%
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 19/09/2026
I don't want to be a party pooper but fuck you, go to hell you partying bastard
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 06/09/2026
Don't look in there!!!
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
autumn is fast approaching which means it's time for pannage: the ancient commoner's right of taking your pigs to the forest to feast on fallen acorns, chestnuts, and beechmast
four pigs underneath a blossoming tree
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 27/04/2025
Me when i visit the local beer garden or brewery
A manga panel from Baki the Grappler, edited to resemble Homer Simpson. Text bubbles above him read "BE ER"
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 21/08/2026
David Slug
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 19/08/2026
The Strig is the rachis of a hop strobile
Screenshot of Merriam Webster entry for "Strig," a word which apparently exists
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 09/05/2026
Y'all fuckers haven't read the Epic of Gilgamesh and it really shows
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 21/07/2026
oh shit oh shit im sorry man i'll move it
1969 dodge charger on fire, parked on top of Hieronymus Bosch's painting Christ in Limbo (not technically hell I know). There is a no parking sign, also on fire
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 21/07/2026
I really need to get the dodge out of hell
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 26/06/2026
Take Your Cocktail To Your Gate
Distorted, repeating text reading, "Take Your Cocktail To Your Gate" in white on a red background
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 25/06/2026
Deltarune AND Mina in one month? My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 18/06/2026
My hands have received abrasions. They're abrased.
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 02/06/2026
Planned my whole lunch break around visiting the gooses
Three goslings at awkward teenager age, laying in the shade in a public park. Their parent glares daggers at me.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 30/05/2026
i got to see it early and tom hanks is not kidding when he says this. the final scene where they stitch loads of additional material onto woody to make him so big that he is observed by people at all times and can never move again... there wasn't a dry eye in the audience, nor a non-screaming mouth.
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 31/05/2026
This vehicle passed me on I-25 a month ago and I thought it was a mirage. Today I am happy to report that the Dragon Ballmobile is real and it CAN hurt you
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 09/05/2026
Y'all fuckers haven't read the Epic of Gilgamesh and it really shows
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It's the MAX REBO BAND! #Maythe4th #StarWarsDay
A furry alien with antenna A chubby alien playing a clarinet A yellow alien with big red lips on a prehensile mouth A blue elephant alien playing a keyboard
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 12/04/2026
In baffling turn of events, Eeko-Dio Daki has been confirmed NOT to be a Vurk, but instead a Mosyk
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 11/04/2026
Read this out loud to your loved ones. They deserve to know.
Twitter(?) post which states "In baffling turn of events, Eeko-Dio Daki has been confirmed NOT to be a Vurk, but instead a Mosyk, an entirely new species created specifically for the show? Both species seem to have the same inspiration, Daki even originally nicknamed the "Dino Jedi.'"
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 01/04/2026
Shit's getting fucking lit down in the Denver Tech Center
Two turkeys??? Like full ass thanksgiving turkeys? In DTC??? The larger of the two stands protectively over the other, who is resting on the ground.Now there are five turkeys?????
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 21/03/2026
Asha Bosle: चल मेरे माझी गहरा है पानी मुझे जाना उस पार जहां सुख हो न दुख हो जहां जय हो न हार हो चल मेरे माझी गहरा है पानी मुझे जाना उस पार जहां जय हो न दुख हो जय जय हो न हार हो Me:
Crusty old meme of dude cranking up the volume and going nuts
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I can relate to the Shy Girl thing because they refused to publish my dusty old tome when they found out it was partially written by a demon
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 20/03/2026
Jojos bizarre adventure is back and this time he is horse
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 20/03/2026
Had all my hair chopped off and removed
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 06/03/2026
GOT TICKETS FOR GORILLAZ
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 23/02/2026
David Business and the King of Cash
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 23/02/2026
Iris photodump
Iris the cat sits at the table, ready for a heartfelt conversationIris the hermit crab hides inside a reusable target bagIris the cat naps flatlyIris the cat is content in her heated bed
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 21/02/2026
grublin 2
Illustration of a Small green creature
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That wasn't Bugs Bunny
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 04/02/2026
grublin draws near
Procreate drawing of a green monster with horns and three eyes
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 29/01/2026
Love when Rob Schneider is in the news and more people get to learn about the cinematic masterpiece Real Rob
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 27/01/2026
Greg Bovino eat shit bitch
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 16/01/2026
smoking pipe-weed with Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth later, hit me up if you wanna hang we got loud we tryna smoke
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 02/12/2025
Saw the back of John Elway's head today
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 30/11/2025
Walked 7 miles around our neighborhood trying to find her and barely slept at all. Glad she's home!
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 30/11/2025
Guess who snuck out and spent the night outside!!!! It was 7° and she spent the night sleeping between the splash shield and undercarriage of Sara's car!!!
Very very dirty Iris the cat, safely returned home
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 14/11/2025
Skeleton discrimination
A sign in the window of a skincare clinic that reads "anyone with skin is welcome"
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 11/11/2025
Pulled a god pack in PTCGP 👍
Screenshot of the app Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket, showing 5 rare cards pulled from a single booster pack. Highlights include rainbow border Jolteon ex, the yelling dog, and two different Melmetal ex's
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Babble Ghoti 🐡 @tenkuu.social · 07/11/2025
Think I might start growing some sort of carapace, the crustaceans keep pointing their pinchers at me and snickering at my fleshy exoskeletonless form
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 01/11/2025
This rules
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Scott M | Haunted Edition 🎃 @voxparlour.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 02/10/2025
An earlier operation to eliminate the target had failed that morning. Despite receiving a mighty blow from my sandal,the target survived and successfully escaped. After such a feat it managed to earn my respect, and in our second encounter I captured it alive and released it back into the wildlands.
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 02/10/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Last night at approximately 0900 hours, an operation was successfully undertaken in which I banished the enormous black widow that I found living in my basement, transporting it to the alley behind my house.
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 26/09/2025
Oh shit oh fuck
Screenshot of a text message from an unknown number reading "Godzilla is entering your home,"
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/09/2025
Interesting
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 26/09/2025
GOT CALLED DANIEL AGAIN THIS IS INCORRECT
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 16/09/2025
It means a lot, I tell ya. A lot.
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𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @dav.design · 16/09/2025
Love when I'm the target audience for a post
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