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When I was 9 I had strep throat and a bad fever. We also had the HBO free preview and I watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space Not a great time

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Finally watching The Sopranos for the first time and I cannot stop thinking about Christopher's fucking screenplay. I'm just walking around my house saying "I must be loyle to my capo"

Close up on a laptop screen, where (probably stolen) screenwriting software is open and displaying two lines of Christopher's screenplay. BEAUTIFUL GIRL says "Thank you!!!" and CHIP replies "I must be loyle to my capo."

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Herbstreit even visible on Gameday this morning or is he wearing his three dogs like an overcoat with his eyes peering out

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The unexpected heroes? Fuck offffff Herbstreit

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do none of these people get how reviled he and the Browns are right now?

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Threw on TNF pregame while I was making dinner and Jesus Hopscotching Christ, Amazon, really? A soft-focus interview with Deshaun Watson? Seriously?

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am fine with sending only him

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This knocked the wind out of me

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have achieved Hater’s Nirvana

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ahahahahaha I’ve never been happier to see the refs put their thumbs on the scale

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Matthew Stafford has thrown more pick-sixes than anyone in history” “You don’t see Matthew Stafford make mistakes like this often”

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In awe of the mind that would take in Scooby and Shaggy eating a Dagwood, think “Wow, I bet that sandwich is PACKED WITH PROTEIN,” and then need AI to tell them how to make one. Is this CTE

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Puka Nacua - OUT (Sieg Heil arm)

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a fake Adrian Chiles piece, you can’t out-parody him

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No, variety is the spice of life, no

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mfer said “Mcthiccums”

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Surprised but pleased to see this guy succeeding at Northwestern

A Guardian headline from Adrian Chiles: “I’ve no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I’d miss it for ever if it went missing”

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026

"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

buff.ly

“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You can’t be spinning my dumb ass up like this on a beautiful fall Friday, I won’t let you The White Lotus in the top quarter is doing me critical psychic damage

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*squinting* Trucker Drymore

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Listen, they just need a couple more days, man, it's been really rainy here this week

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

...There is SHAKEY'S in Japan???

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🚨NEW OLIVE FEAR DROPPED🚨

A very unthreatening, normal-ass umbrella. For keeping rain off.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wish all Sean McVay a very fall down a well

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Will they try to hard count” it’s fourth and EIGHT for the love of Christ

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Worst desk in sports man, just wretched

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Jaylen Waddle came to Denver for these opportunities” HE WAS TRADED YOU DUMB FUCKS

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Impressed that Bill Cowher is still doing his thing on the CBS pregame set as I would have assumed seeing Russell Wilson’s haircut would have killed him instantly

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Also definitely no addictive dopamine hits from wanting to yell at your enemies real and imagined every day"

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I feel seen to an almost violative degree

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That we have this very famous young man in a national spotlight being like "Man, AI videos are, like, so funny, dude" is, incredibly, like the fifth-worst thing about this story

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Watching this little shit gleefully share this (unsolicited!) and find it genuinely funny is so grim, watching Rowe's peers yuk it up with him is grimmer. And it's truly shocking that he hasn't had being this dumb on camera drilled out of him, he's had media training since he was old enough to talk

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I would kill for Michael J Fox, but he wouldn’t ask me to

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Critical support for Shailene Woodley but what in the Woodley Mode is that outfit

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I see David Miscavige is sending out feelers to recruit Taylor and Travis

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(2-boxing with MNF but the less said about that right now the better)

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Man Alison Janney is great (everyone on it is great) but The Diplomat is SUUUUUUUUUUUCH a stupid show

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hear me out: Skattebo as Mayhem’s intern/loathed nephew

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Collinsworth is livid that NBC’s special little guys are spun the fuck around on defense, it’s making them look stupid

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Got to watch the fourth quarter with two extremely drunk Longhorns fans and it was a delight

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