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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have achieved Hater’s Nirvana

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Ahahahahaha I’ve never been happier to see the refs put their thumbs on the scale

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“Matthew Stafford has thrown more pick-sixes than anyone in history” “You don’t see Matthew Stafford make mistakes like this often”

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In awe of the mind that would take in Scooby and Shaggy eating a Dagwood, think “Wow, I bet that sandwich is PACKED WITH PROTEIN,” and then need AI to tell them how to make one. Is this CTE

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Puka Nacua - OUT (Sieg Heil arm)

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Mfer said “Mcthiccums”

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Surprised but pleased to see this guy succeeding at Northwestern

A Guardian headline from Adrian Chiles: “I’ve no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I’d miss it for ever if it went missing”

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026

"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You can’t be spinning my dumb ass up like this on a beautiful fall Friday, I won’t let you The White Lotus in the top quarter is doing me critical psychic damage

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*squinting* Trucker Drymore

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wish all Sean McVay a very fall down a well

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Will they try to hard count” it’s fourth and EIGHT for the love of Christ

Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Jaylen Waddle came to Denver for these opportunities” HE WAS TRADED YOU DUMB FUCKS

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Impressed that Bill Cowher is still doing his thing on the CBS pregame set as I would have assumed seeing Russell Wilson’s haircut would have killed him instantly

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I feel seen to an almost violative degree

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Watching this little shit gleefully share this (unsolicited!) and find it genuinely funny is so grim, watching Rowe's peers yuk it up with him is grimmer. And it's truly shocking that he hasn't had being this dumb on camera drilled out of him, he's had media training since he was old enough to talk

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I would kill for Michael J Fox, but he wouldn’t ask me to

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Critical support for Shailene Woodley but what in the Woodley Mode is that outfit

I see David Miscavige is sending out feelers to recruit Taylor and Travis

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Man Alison Janney is great (everyone on it is great) but The Diplomat is SUUUUUUUUUUUCH a stupid show

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Hear me out: Skattebo as Mayhem’s intern/loathed nephew

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Collinsworth is livid that NBC’s special little guys are spun the fuck around on defense, it’s making them look stupid

Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Got to watch the fourth quarter with two extremely drunk Longhorns fans and it was a delight

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can the cast of The Office try getting a new job that is unrelated to being on The Office

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not thrilled about Stribling or Tonges but

Sourdough Sam, a happy smiling mascot man with a prospector’s outfit and a 49ers jersey, beaming into the sky over San Francisco Bay and declaring he wants to live

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My uterus just tried to eat itself.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh no did we pull “cerebral” from the Triple H descriptor playbook for Stafford

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I keep getting a podcast ad for a new 30 for 30 about Ohtani's interpreter called The Betrayal of Shohei Ohtani, and I'm sorry but that is intensely hysterical, what are you guys doing over there

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Check that ref’s Polymarket activity

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"We've spent 10 years trying to win them over" No you haven't. That isn't true.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There is no possibility of me ever feeling sorry for MrBeast but if I found out he actually wrote this himself and thinks it's really good and is really proud of it, that's the closest I'd get

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Wow all zero of these people will be so upset!