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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Finally watching The Sopranos for the first time and I cannot stop thinking about Christopher's fucking screenplay. I'm just walking around my house saying "I must be loyle to my capo"

Close up on a laptop screen, where (probably stolen) screenwriting software is open and displaying two lines of Christopher's screenplay. BEAUTIFUL GIRL says "Thank you!!!" and CHIP replies "I must be loyle to my capo."

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Surprised but pleased to see this guy succeeding at Northwestern

A Guardian headline from Adrian Chiles: “I’ve no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I’d miss it for ever if it went missing”

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🚨NEW OLIVE FEAR DROPPED🚨

A very unthreatening, normal-ass umbrella. For keeping rain off.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not thrilled about Stribling or Tonges but

Sourdough Sam, a happy smiling mascot man with a prospector’s outfit and a 49ers jersey, beaming into the sky over San Francisco Bay and declaring he wants to live

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

*scribbling furiously after the third consecutive play of the "Only Fantasy" podcast ad* Audible...advertising...team...

Moe, leaning over the bar in front of a surprised Barney, writing down Barney's name in his "enemies list."

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This is Olive, she would happily chew on you until you are cheered up (she assures me this works)

A brindle cattle dog mix with floppy ears and a happy expression sitting daintily with her chewed up stuffed frog on a blanket, on a sofa.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Ever keep coloring a page because if you stop you’ll scream

An open notebook. The left-hand page closer to the camera has been filled in entirely in geometric patterns with colored pens.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Thanks. It's been two months and I'm not okay but I'm getting there! Going through all the photos helped me remember all the good stuff. For instance, this photo made me snort out loud

A tan and white Corgi-mix dog, wearing a red harness, rolling around on his back on green summer grass. His tongue is lolling out sideways.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Sorry to keep just doing fucking memes but my higher functions are not doing great, from rage

Rodd and Todd Flanders, two curly-haired boys, are praying at their bedside, thanking God for sending Lisa to protect them from the moth He sent.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Greg Olsen to Wentz on that drive

Krusty the Clown, sitting on a couch and watching his TV, which is showing a Harlem Globetrotters game. Krusty gestures in disbelief at how bad the Washington Generals are.

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I remember Uncle Baby Billy dressing better than this

Steve Mariucci on NFL Gameday, in a boring blue suit and very white hair

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

My grapevines decided they’re going OFF

Several bunches of small grapes, from dark purple to pale green, in a yellow colander

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Well fucking obviously I got this

A cocktail menu page which reads: “Silence Glaive Surprise (You Too Can Be a Sailor Guardian): Strawberry Gin, Calvados Apple Brandy, Starfruit, Orgeat, Falernum, Lemon Juice”

The cocktail described in the prior image, pale yellow with a slice of starfruit and cherry as garnish, on a dark wooden countertop

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

I wanna thank Pharm School for my smokin’ hot wife

The pastor who did the Boogity Boogity Boogity Amen convocation at NASCAR like a million years ago

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Kolaches, attempt 1: not bad

A kolache with cheese and raspberry filling gripped in my little paw

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Sam @datwizzerd.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Monte Cristo* Monday! Leftover French toast, leftover bacon, ham , turkey, cheddar, and peach butter. * ish. Ingredients are what I had around. Didn’t deep fry it, who has time for that for one sandwich?