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Datenegassie

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he/him that guy who made some stuff in minecraft and animations you might've seen

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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
webfishing or something, idk i've never played the game
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
look i just want a crafting table
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
tnt pickaxe, what could possibly go wrong? (first one in this thread to use a resource pack)
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
eating a cake
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
swoooord
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
improved version of the thing earlier in the thread now no longer grid aligned!
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
automatically generated paintings
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ok this one doesn't even use commands or any other datapack feature. just suspicious stew roulette from when auto-crafters were new
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
items that can only be stacked to a prime amount
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ok this one isn't as funny as the others in the thread but i'm proud of it. Conway's game of life in minecraft commands? no, Conway in 6502 assembly in a 6502 emulator in minecraft commands.
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's smaller on the outside (as a quick reminder, everything in this thread is vanilla Minecraft. no mods whatsoever.)
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i need some stairs
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this one must've been from the time they changed the redstone updating order, and i tested which piston would pull the block first
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oh
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
might as well reupload some of my older command block & datapack shenanigans here
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i hate it when i see diamonds AFTER using up my pick :(
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the frogs are coming
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i was half expecting you to reply with Veemon for everyone :P but yeah, tell me my digisona
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i see it as Tanooki Homestar Runner
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
that fuckin wizard cowboy is conjuring a saloon again
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
this is not true. the playstation factory produces a LOT of new PS2s purely so they can keep the record
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
POV: you lost any chance at an Amazing in Brolly Good Show
The minigame Brolly Good Show from Rhythm Paradise Groove. The third Umbrella Performer gives you a smirk. The DreamWorks face smirk, to be precise. In fact, it's been edited to literally be the Boss Baby's face, from the movie The Boss Baby (2017)
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hoop Trundling 2
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yum-Bot Simulator
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June! 🏳️‍⚧️ @towndarling.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i’m always saying this
We want to combine Wii U and nintendo 3DS balances
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Lily MayRey🌙💀🔮🐈‍⬛ @lilymayrey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
New YTP is live! www.youtube.com/watch?v=icqA... (contains no spoilers or references to the finale)
youtube.com
[YTP] The Unglazing Criminal Service
YouTube video by ThatTransPooper
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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Papillion @papillion09.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This means Wario can kill Macbeth
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao they absolutely just did a find+replace on "game boy"
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"…with an 8-bit Motorola 6502" Aaaa! Not only does the Famicom NOT use the 6502 (the Ricoh 2A03 is Legally Not A 6502™), the MOS 6502 wasn't even made by Motorola! It was made to compete with them! And the Commodore 64 used the MOS 6510, though tbf that chip is much more similar to the 6502
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Imagine being in a plane emergency, and in the direction of the emergency exits, you hear "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
thanks bsky conversion for removing the animation and adding a black background
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A Talking Flower, wondering how fun Attack of the Petscii Robots is
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
if a time god is not involved in daylight savings, then that just means that daylight savings is blasphemous
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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sky :3 @dootsky.re · 12/02/2026
Switch 2 with an image of a wii remote
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evil baby granny 🎃 😈🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 26/01/2026
they should pair this with wario-themed legally binding divorce paperwork
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i love those early 3ds adverts
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Less vanilla idea: Once you've collected all (or a specific threshold) items that you *can* obtain, you receive a new item that unlocks a whole new tree of items. Oh, you got all the wood items? Here's a lava bucket, go make a cobble generator and then make all the stone items.
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Zombies would drop iron 10 times more often. Wandering traders have more (still vanilla) trades at a time. Bamboo grows quicker. That sort of thing.
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Minecraft map idea: One of those super-minimalist skyblock challenges, but the random tick speed and loot tables have been adjusted so you don't have to wait around for literal real-life days. Everything would be theoretically possible in vanilla, but like, waiting is not fun.
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
No, I love these names! Please continue with them!
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
coin flip for every letter
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Silly Minecraft server idea 5: Server that only allows bots to join. (No, not ai, I mean finely crafted scripts.) Human players get put into spectator mode. While they can't play themselves, they might be able to influence the bots somehow. Maybe watchable from a livestream too?
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Silly Minecraft server idea 4b: Idea 4a, but with block/entity loot tables instead of (or together with) recipes. Breaking blocks and killing entities would be able to give any item. This would need to be limited to a relatively small amount of items per table to prevent lag.
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Silly Minecraft server idea 4a: Default crafting/smelting/etc. recipes are disabled. Players can enter custom recipes on a website. If the recipe is still available, add it. Will players use this to recreate vanilla recipes, get OP stuff, spam trash recipes, or all of the above?
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Silly Minecraft server idea 3: A void world. New players spawn on a newly generated SkyBlock island somewhere in that void. Uses a datapack to make sure trees leave saplings. Will the players team up, will they stay mostly independent or will they get competitive?
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Silly Minecraft server idea 2: Two servers which each have their own world, but the player's inventory (or just the ender chest) is shared between the two.
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Datenegassie @datenegassie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Reposting my thread about silly Minecraft server ideas here so I can add to it Idea 1: A server on which daytime is synchronised with real-life time, so an in-game day takes 24 hours instead of 20 minutes. Maybe even with weather pulled from real life.
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