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If you're wondering how Twitter is going, the ads "sales" are for their own new TV show, with washed-up D-list reactionaries Jon Lovitz & Kevin Sorbo getting top billing in a "family comedy" that you can only watch on Twitter, where no child should be. In other words, things are GREAT!

Those mfs are professional musicians, who have been practicing for at least weeks, have the sheet music in front of them, what the FUCK is that fruity little hand waving doing for ANYONE?!? lmao

Was listening to Menaker describe how he thinks "conductors" (i.e., "maestros", for symphonies) are all frauds & I've ALWAYS thought the same thing but never said it to anyone in music cuz I didn't want to offend them but fuck it, it's late Saturday, nobody's online. ITS TRUE!!

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

How I be looking at the second candy bar I promised myself was for lunch tomorrow

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Has anyone ever written a paper in like psychology or polisci programs in university about the differences between nations whomst use "mother-" vs. "fatherland", or what gender they more often than not refer to them as? They had to have done it, several times already. I wanna read some!!

Part of the reason I took so long reactivating is the shit-lib reaction I got for sayin Matt Christman is a tremendous historian, one of the best we have. Far too good for Academia as is, and to wit, a beautiful soul. So lemme just say, I was right lol. To his continued convalescence! ☭🥂

"*I'M* Alexander.... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.. I wanna tear his heart out I'm gonna eat his children. All praise be to Allah"

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Did y'all know there's a part of Michigan where a family named The "Dingles" have run the congressional district for over 90 yrs. Dad, son, son's wife. All in a row, never lost. And Americans love to make fun of places for "rule by succession". I stg

I hope no big brawls broke out at @pudgeyale92.bsky.social's local watering hole tonight during SOTU. They probably should've hired extra security for a rowdy crowd like that 😂

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"ION LIKE PPL PLAYIN GAMES ON MY PHONE" irl... I had to like, explain it to this big burly man as a pre-teens that I was just bad at the computer and wanted to try and call my friend. What a fkd up family.

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Anyone remember as a kid when one of your friend's parents were SUPER anal about the phone. Like I got this phone call software that I wanted to try but couldn't get the mic to work even after like 4 tries & at school next day my buddy was like "my dad says you can't call he almost hit me" 😳

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Idc if it's just a stunt. Idc if its supposed to go the distance to sell more ads, idc if it's supposed to not be 100% effort-- if Tyson doesn't knock Paul's head clean off his shoulders or give him geriatric Ali-level shakes in 3 rounds or less, I'm jumping off a bridge lol

Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

On Twitter, a friendly moot of mine asked "how can I make more time for myself to just watch movies and game?" I jokingly said "injure yourself lol just shatter both your legs" and IMMEDIATELY caught a 12 hr lmfao

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

I'm so glad LeBron got to 40k by taking Michael Porter, Jr.'s bum ass to the rim and I hope that's primarily what that zoomer perm-having, no pass making CLOWN'S career. "Oh he shot a gang and Bron took him to the rack for 40k, he was a nobody" BUM!!!!!!!

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes (guys named Nikita slandering Stalin lmao)

Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

Then I swished a full court shot to make her chill out & be about it again, admitting she was feelin some type a way, kicking her feet like a teenager thinking about me, then just was like "nah" again. I was being smoove as hell if anything SHE said some outta pocket shit (I liked it but still!)

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

Developed a massive crush on woman who was a commie, funny, called me hot/cute/etc multiple times. Thought I was smart, funny, etc. we talked til the early morning day after day, & then COMPLETELY rejected me when I took a leap. I'm not missing anything, but I had to have been scammed right?

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

Fine we'll do it THIS way, Blue sky

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

Can't get these to go in order no matter what lol this place suckssssss c'mon dawg

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Fuckin wit a real neighbor, fuckin right, certainly Break into your fuckin home, take your life, burglary 🗣️🔊 *Woah neighbor, die slow neighbor, For dear life your holding on, En Vogue, neighbor* Unload neighbor, reload neighbor, tools on deck, Home Depot neighbor

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(Trump palms up, in the light rain soft Elton John plays) "Oh wow. Really, Nazi? You're just now telling me. Wow. Flew some great planes..." (Fr tho, if we Yankees are gonna chastise & strongarm Dixie out of glorifying & immortalizing racist monsters we should lead the way)

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WHOLE damn back of the bus is talking harm reduction rn & it's so beautiful. Homie talmbout setting up his lil one man spike & narcan distro service, just giving em out where he sees needs, etc. everyone giving him love. One said "SELL 'EM!"... He don't get it smh.

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

If you're jumping fare on the Metrolink and see me on the train, GTFO or get on the transit app ASAP bc the ticket gestapo WILL jump on soon, it's an iron rule.

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Now won't ya ...........? Lemme see ya shake it, shake it Now won't you drop it, drop it? Ooh, take it, take it

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Anyone still using this thing? Lol

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Sincerely could not have guessed that the reaction(s) to this little tribute of sorts would be exponentially worse over here than on Twitter lmao I thought this was where the cool people were all supposed to have gone

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I have said this before and will stand 10 toes down on my take that Matt Christman is one of the singular great minds of my generation. He's in a class of his own. His razor sharp intellect is outshone only by his tremendous heart & boundless love. I want to live in a world of people of his caliber.

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Gutted by the Menendez news -- when you find out even guys like him are crooked & on the take it just shatters everything you thought you believed in. If we can't trust him, who CAN we trust??? Don't call/text I'm not in the mood

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

When frightened , some especially talented soccer players can emit a noxious chemical spray to disgust and disorient predators -- nature is so cool!

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Brings me no pleasure to inform you that you're a size too big, bitch, & my shit fits. (I'm the first lady of Juicy Couture)

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Guess how many Mega Man titles they've released. No really, take a stab at it. ...Okay, have a guess....? ... Was it *over* one hundred and thirty of those mfs??

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This is such a good post👇👇👇👇👇

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Lmao this completely destroys their original pretense of "protecting fair competition/contestant safety" they swore was what they actually cared about-- "What if a lifelong man MURDERED a woman in the octagon?" to ... this?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Anybody on here play PlayStation games online and want a new comrade ??? I ran into a wall trying to set up online play on mine when I first got it but I miss the social aspect of gaming alot so if I had someone waiting for me to join up I'd have a reason to fix that lol

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Reposted by Calmguy Presto

Qanon people will look at a pizza place offering thin crust pizza and say it’s code for pedophiles but then look at this and go “you’re reading too much into it”

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Haha dang check out this hilarious tweet/account I saw over on Le Hellsite!! Ha! Lol!

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Can't lie it's been a lot of fun watching Chase Young and Co terrorize Russ for 4 straight quarters lmao

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

I started doing this about a year ago on Twitter and it's been my M.O. off rip over here, and it's such good advice lol. You will have a much better experience online and will "miss" nothing

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

Everyone knows this means make the temperature cooler by increasing the cold output of the air conditioner -- if you say otherwise you're being wilfully obtuse

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

How bout those Missouri Tigers?!?!?!?!

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

Mizzou is winning at half -- but I still don't like Drink and that's that