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She refused the illuminati initiation but signed an NDA so she has to lay low lol

Are there group chats on here? I really am trying to use Twitter less, but besides the fact that I get no interactions over here, or how to find other old moots, group chats and video posting really have their claws in me

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Tho alive, she's described as "former actress" , which unless someone at Wikipedia has a catty grudge, suggests that she did just disappear but on purpose.

Listening to his YMIW episode, it seems like he was just as much on board as Adam back then and legit just had a change of heart. I think his shock-jock radio instincts finally just had space to work themselves out. Reasonable theory tho considering how bad Adam got

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Oh, nvm, you're already on level ♾️ of binaural beats algorithm... Here I was tryna warn you, and you were already past what I had ever seen

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There were so many insane promises from the makers of them and late millennials - zoomers liked em so much they caused a mini-satanic panic, all the way up to "some on the dark web can help u kys gently" and hysterical news reports 😂😂😂 but they can no joke be nice ambient sounds 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh no, they got their hooks in you. Now that the algorithm knows you like them just WAIT til you see some of the promises some of them make. Chris Chan claims it did all their transitioning for them, made them God, etc. others claim weightloss, inter dimensional travel, etc., too.

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Is it like a knock-off Barney with a lisp sorta thing? That's what I'm imagining/wanting

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It really is so poetic and beautiful.... Hoisted by their own retard

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If you're wondering how Twitter is going, the ads "sales" are for their own new TV show, with washed-up D-list reactionaries Jon Lovitz & Kevin Sorbo getting top billing in a "family comedy" that you can only watch on Twitter, where no child should be. In other words, things are GREAT!

Those mfs are professional musicians, who have been practicing for at least weeks, have the sheet music in front of them, what the FUCK is that fruity little hand waving doing for ANYONE?!? lmao

Was listening to Menaker describe how he thinks "conductors" (i.e., "maestros", for symphonies) are all frauds & I've ALWAYS thought the same thing but never said it to anyone in music cuz I didn't want to offend them but fuck it, it's late Saturday, nobody's online. ITS TRUE!!

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How I be looking at the second candy bar I promised myself was for lunch tomorrow

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When it comes to things to throw on the old boob-tube, shows gotta be up there as one of the best

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"the bullet-proof glass isn't to keep us out... It's to keep YOU in"

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

Ik I'm not a part of this convo but just have to second this recommendation, esp if you got YT on your full sized, TV. some of those alpine train vids are INCREDIBLE. Lots of good ones in Japan, as well. But central Europe does seem to have the best ones. Warning, tho, EXTREME JEALOUSY BAIT 😂😂

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Has anyone ever written a paper in like psychology or polisci programs in university about the differences between nations whomst use "mother-" vs. "fatherland", or what gender they more often than not refer to them as? They had to have done it, several times already. I wanna read some!!

You sure Gordon's into women? Every time I talk to him he's always going on and on about a guy named Edmund *wrecking* him deep

Lol great to know we agree. Thanks to you and Karen for clarifying!

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My apologies for the misunderstanding. The way it was presented on my timeline I didn't see the several posts above the ones I had questions about or any other semblance of context. Thanks for kindly correcting!

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Part of the reason I took so long reactivating is the shit-lib reaction I got for sayin Matt Christman is a tremendous historian, one of the best we have. Far too good for Academia as is, and to wit, a beautiful soul. So lemme just say, I was right lol. To his continued convalescence! ☭🥂

Everything I've seen quasi-recently from Dr. Drew has been mega shitty (e.g., pushed War On Drugs propaganda, used pseudoscientific BS "recovery" theory as cover for making $ & raising clout, etc.), may I ask what cool things he's done lately?

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"*I'M* Alexander.... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.. I wanna tear his heart out I'm gonna eat his children. All praise be to Allah"

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Did y'all know there's a part of Michigan where a family named The "Dingles" have run the congressional district for over 90 yrs. Dad, son, son's wife. All in a row, never lost. And Americans love to make fun of places for "rule by succession". I stg

I hope no big brawls broke out at @pudgeyale92.bsky.social's local watering hole tonight during SOTU. They probably should've hired extra security for a rowdy crowd like that 😂

"ION LIKE PPL PLAYIN GAMES ON MY PHONE" irl... I had to like, explain it to this big burly man as a pre-teens that I was just bad at the computer and wanted to try and call my friend. What a fkd up family.

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Anyone remember as a kid when one of your friend's parents were SUPER anal about the phone. Like I got this phone call software that I wanted to try but couldn't get the mic to work even after like 4 tries & at school next day my buddy was like "my dad says you can't call he almost hit me" 😳

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Idc if it's just a stunt. Idc if its supposed to go the distance to sell more ads, idc if it's supposed to not be 100% effort-- if Tyson doesn't knock Paul's head clean off his shoulders or give him geriatric Ali-level shakes in 3 rounds or less, I'm jumping off a bridge lol

Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

On Twitter, a friendly moot of mine asked "how can I make more time for myself to just watch movies and game?" I jokingly said "injure yourself lol just shatter both your legs" and IMMEDIATELY caught a 12 hr lmfao

Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

I'm so glad LeBron got to 40k by taking Michael Porter, Jr.'s bum ass to the rim and I hope that's primarily what that zoomer perm-having, no pass making CLOWN'S career. "Oh he shot a gang and Bron took him to the rack for 40k, he was a nobody" BUM!!!!!!!

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

I could go for one of those 🤣

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

They used to have an Apple "Slice" variety, and my dad used to talk about its discontinuation with a mixture of longing and thousand yard stare

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

You can! (Not sure how hard it is or if it's extra difficult in your climate but there are black flowers in out there.... Somewhere.

Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes (guys named Nikita slandering Stalin lmao)

Getting older, never super bright, and lonely is a veryyyyyyy susceptible mark, unfortunately. Hoping for the best, friend.

What's your mom like? You had to get smarts from somewhere? Your old man just a stone cold hunk in his day? Lol (sorry if it's none of my business just say so)

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Then I swished a full court shot to make her chill out & be about it again, admitting she was feelin some type a way, kicking her feet like a teenager thinking about me, then just was like "nah" again. I was being smoove as hell if anything SHE said some outta pocket shit (I liked it but still!)

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Calmguy Presto @daspresto.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

Developed a massive crush on woman who was a commie, funny, called me hot/cute/etc multiple times. Thought I was smart, funny, etc. we talked til the early morning day after day, & then COMPLETELY rejected me when I took a leap. I'm not missing anything, but I had to have been scammed right?

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Oh no.... Have you tried broaching the topic w him yet? It can't be any worse than the Ivy league faildaughter giving 50k in cash in a shoebox to ... Amazon ? On behalf of the FBI? Or whatever that story was. I can't believe I ever spent a day destitute, is it rly this easy to do???