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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists

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Residential annoying sex nerd and Bison main | he him, Julian | 💍 @laestell.bsky.social | be kind, not nice | #FGC #writer | next you're going to say, "your user name is great" juliancwilliams.substack.com

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 18m
I always like the factoid that Iceland's economy is majorly dominated by EVE Online. One of those weird little quirks of being the only thing in its genre (espionage and war simulator)
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 39m
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 22m
"Whalefall"? Is it a movie all about that one scene from Hitchhiker's?
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 30m
some of that mysticism of old fantasy that I adore. "You defeat this monster by making it think it's been mortally wounded. You don't *actually* have to wound it, just make it THINK it was."
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 17h
"Oh yeah, I can see you getting cooler by the minute! Take a real big hit, then go tell that cop over there '1312.' It's cop code for 'party nearby,' he'll love it!"
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 46m
people tend to undervalue the benefits of having a Weird Face in a hot way. I always go back to Megan Bitchell, who is genuinely hot but would be less so if she didn't have her oversized nose or oddly shaped forhead.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 48m
the word "forgiveness" is too tacky so they went with that, imo. they want to be okay with this and this lets them.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 6h
I'm not kidding
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6h
Jesus. That's how it's done.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 1h
I don't think the Daily Wire can make a movie, at all, without having incredibly chaotic, disastrous production that borders on sadistic.
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 3h
"When missing children flyers go up, Ken Paxton takes them down. He's not gonna turn in his friends."
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 1h
I know they are for normies and not for critics but oh my God open world games are so exhaustingly huge
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 1h
This might be the most Texas license plate I've seen.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 1h
I would bet money this one is going to resolve itself with some HRT and loving yourself❤️
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 1h
Ohhhh wowza.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 6h
lmao
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 9h
"Ness used the ruler! Now he can easily figure out the length of things!" That's it. And a guy in Twoson sells it to you with a big pitch. It's a joke item.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 9h
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 9h
holy shit lmao new hampshire??
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 9h
As I'm sure you people are aware, we've got a situation.
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 9h
You meet the Old Lady with A Neck Brace.
earthbound battle screen where you fight the Cranky Ladythe ernest (Jim Varney) character "old lady with a neck brace"
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🌬️Doctrix Snow • NYC/FMTY @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social · 10h
annie only uploaded the first hour of her deposition bc a judge has blocked her from sharing the following 7 hours. you’ll hear if you listen that the clip cuts out the *moment* they start discussing her sexual abuse allegations.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 14h
For years, we’ve been told that young adults are losing interest in romance. They’re dating less, drinking less, and supposedly abandoning sex altogether. It's not that simple. Our survey finds Gen Z DOES want sex, it's just that it's gotten too complicated.
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80% of Gen Z Report High Sex Drive. Why Aren't They Having It?
Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey found that the sex recession isn't about a lack of desire, but outside factors stopping them from getting it on.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10h
how could he be a pedophile, he doesn't fuck
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10h
it's awesome how this thing keeps on being a digital security threat in every way that exists and we're supposed to just act like it's a few tweaks away from ideal use.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 12h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10h
extremely high on the couch and full of chili: "babe I exercised too hard to feed the children, I'm not injured I'm just so buff I don't think I can go to the kitchen and give them their dinner. can you get it"
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10h
Also delighted that Pat got got by the ruler. Yes, that's what it does. It's the same joke as when Toby Fox had you use ramen and Frisk actually cooks it in real time and then it heals you 2 HP.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13h
how are Rage Against the Machine still managing to shock people with their politics that band is 35 years old. are people shocked that woody guthrie was a leftist too? going on god’s own internet all ‘you’ll never believe what i just learned about karl marx’?
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10h
"Oh no! Giygas is influencing the evil in the cops, and he's making them turn off their body cams!" lmao
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah I realized it after I bought it but that's fine, I'm just going to make the other half of the beef into something like burgers.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11h
Every time I see the word "Sicario" I just read it in Tim Curry's voice in Brutal Legend "Sssssicahhriooo...."
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11h
Time to put on Cars 2 and relax with my meal
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11h
I made a little bit of ground beef with it just for texture, but I also threw in a hole dozen jalapenos with no seeds and it actually tastes really awesome. I might have to give credit to the white people for their idea about taking the seeds out, it's way better.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11h
Couldn't think of what to cook so instead I went ahead and decided to make chili, and then I saw the price of ground beef and went, "you know what's also great? Beans. Lots of them. Kidney and black."
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 04/10/2026
The discourse around Tom Morello, a California voter, leaving President blank in 2024 is wild. There’s a massive freakout yesterday accusing him of supporting Trump, while at the exact same time he’s hosting an explicitly anti-Trump music fest with Jack Smith & the Bullwark lady in the crowd. Lol.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11h
He lost all the people he never would have had and also his unearned reputation is completely destroyed, and I think he would prefer to be a nobody then to deal with that. But he's still not giving up on it. It's a dumb choice!
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 12h
static.klipy.com
The Amazing Digital Circus Sun
ALT: The Amazing Digital Circus Sun
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 12h
You get a second selfie because Arnold shoulder press is fucking brutal
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah that's about right I think lol
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 12h
Technically correct in writing gets you only so far. It is technically correct to end a sentence with a proper noun, then the next sentence repeats that name. It's still bad!
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
human being being. I promise I'm a writer I just edit myself a lot while typing and miss stuff.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
I kind of went "nick is going to ask me about this isn't he" and so I saved the link www.youtube.com/shorts/MBoNP...
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Take Your Shoulders to the Next Level
YouTube video by Your Friend Kevin
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
a very handsome, jacked, hairy dude on youtube recommended arnold shoulder presses to build in those areas and I'm doing them and can I just say fuck these ow ow this sucks
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
I will never get over that they made a fucking movie about this soulless husk of a human being being a strong and brave woman fighting misogyny. like of course she started doing this shit. she worked for Fox News. The job humiliating yourself for rich benefactors. what did you think was next for her
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 15h
without any doubt:
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
I love the "err," as he realizes your eyes are glazed and you're doing the bimbo "squint and try to notice words you recognize" expression
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 14h
i am trying to keep my hopes in check but if this guy is already trying to afix blame on some one else then lol
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 13h
As you said yourself, well no one's got a time machine, so.
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