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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 3h

This is hanging outside the door but it's a wolf howl

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 4h

My longest "hell yeah Boi" ever and it's only the second book

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 6h

"Oh yeah! I gave her an ol' bosson cream pie, if you get me!"

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

STOP CHASING THE OTHER CATS UNDER MY BED WHILE I'M SLEEPING

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When I say, "I pulled her out of a trash can and laid her on my chest and put wet food under her face and I think it trauma bonded her to my shoulder," this is what I mean

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ARES! MAKE JANE KIM INSURANCE COMMISSIONER OF CALIFORNIA, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Honky lighters, husker dos, husker don'ts,

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh my god she's undervaluing herself, and in response he's leaning into his scumbag ways in an attempt to ground his identity closer to hers and show her how much he deserves her AAAUUUGGGUHH

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Popping open Summoned to the Wilds. God I love that these two are such teenagers.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"The sky above the port was the color of television, turned to a dead channel."

roku city, the obnoxious screen saver for the tv app

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I brought the Kitty bed out from the garage now that it's getting cold. I put it down, turned around, turned back and saw this.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm proud of this part because it sums up the delight I felt every chapter. You really didn't have to go that hard, Caggiano, but thank you for doing so! It was INCREDIBLY entertaining!

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"'Oh I hate you, you racist pig.... and yet... I find you so oddly attractive!' 'Yes, latina princesses are often drawn to superior white male specimens!'"

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Walking away from the hole in the earth like

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

spider blood spider blood it's radioactive spider blood spider man spider man

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Tonally inappropriate skateboarding mini game" is the funniest joke you can do in a video game, and for that we must hand Hideo Kojima his flowers for doing it officially, decades ago, with Konami's money

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Game of Thrones couldn't even make it past 8 and Zaslav is like

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you're wondering how I came up with this joke

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

lol this room of Trump voters in Michigan just got asked if they'd vote for Abdul El Sayed and half of them raised their hands. Trump is absolutely fucked. 🥳🥳🥳

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you really want to watch a perfect Green Lantern show with a lot of aliens and superpowers, I've got great news! There's one that already got made and it's literally perfect!

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good art is incredible. Great art with a lot of texture to it, like a hand fumbling to grab something mid fuck and snagging her fingers on his shirt, wrecks me. Now add "shhh, keep your voice down~" and she's whimpering 'oh god' in tiny text with a wobbling speech bubble??

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

All I do is sit at the piano and start rocking a rhyme. Getting it just right on time? That's tricky. That's tricky.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You get a second selfie because Arnold shoulder press is fucking brutal

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me electing a strong leader who says whatever he thinks unapologetically: haha, yes, yes!!! Me having a strong leader who says whatever he thinks unapologetically:

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sarah Longwell.... Saying she doesn't understand why she's become the focus of the discourse months before an election.... and not trying to get democrats in power. Because she's "just a commentator."

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's deeply unserious, but at least I'm actually laughing. It's not Marvel banter and setup-punchline.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hyper size girls seeing no one around to wrap their tits around her cock:

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

today my squats have gotten a milimeter closer to perfect form and it is absolutely destroying me

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

every time I think about people trying to say robinson wasn't that bad, I swear to god.....

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I fully turn into Odenkirk "IT'S CALLED STEAM PUNK BECAUSE THE WORLD RUNS ON STEAM, DEISEL PUNK THEREFORE RUNS ON DEISEL, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!"

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Leo didn't have nose spots when he was a kitten and now that he's like 4 they're all over

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Howling. This book is deeply silly romance fantasy shenanigans for girlies but all the connective tissue sometimes lands you with a banger where Damien says a line that's both a thesis of the book and also just perverted enough that Amma goes 🫪

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Defining "formulaic fiction" that can be done by a machine, then passive aggressively suggesting its readers are not especially discerning and won't notice. Oh, Joyce.

whoops! it was contempt for the medium all along

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