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@dashboardcookies.bsky.social
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Enby, gamer, wastelander (Denixens/The Stitchery), fiber artist. Prot paladin, 'sin rogue, frost mage, holy priest. Parent to plants and 17 year old tort cat. English, Ukrainian, ASL, Spanish, Klingon, Belter Creole.

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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're only propping him up because if they 25 Donny, couch boi will mouth off to some world leader and then there's bombs dropping on san Francisco and we can kiss the idea of Starfleet goodbye.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I irritated enough at an 8:30 am phone call from my doctor's office to call them back and tell them to NEVER CALL ME THIS EARLY AGAIN? I was almost asleep, damn it.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
had the appointment booked for today so I could show my mom when it was done. She didn't make it this morning, I kept the appointment anyway. Her favorite @dropkickmurphys.com song was rose tattoo.
A person sits on a chair with their right arm on a padded stand covered in plastic. Just below the elbow is a fresh tattoo of a red rose.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
1/?: Unrelated to everything: I've been sick for thirteen days. Docs say it's unspecified viral fuckery and they don't know what to do other than give me more cough medicine. I've missed seven days of work. That's about $600 I've not earned, that I need to pay bills. And my insurance? Ha...
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There's nothing quite like the feeling of getting super into a book and finding a 2PP scene. Absolutely threw me out of the story and I can't get back into it. 2PP scenes, one of the few ways I DNF a book. Glad I didn't buy it now #nineeyesoflucien #criticalrole Madeleine Roux, why do this to me?
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Discord seems to have taken a shit, @defilerwyrm.art you notice anything fucky or is it just me? I can't send any messages in servers or DMs
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One of my favorite things to do is make Mark Watney, Space Pirate cry by eating french fries and mashed potatoes as a comfort food. The funniest thing is thinking andy weir might actually see this
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Any #fanfic #writers esp in the #criticalrole fandom know of upcoming writing challenges/themes? Idk how to social media but I'd like to get into some. I keep finding them on AO3 after they're done...
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Still don't know what I'm doing on bsky but got this dark romance in a blind book thing and I'm kind of excited. Is there a bsky community for romance novel readers so I can talk about it? Crossbones by Devyn Rivers
A large paperback book with a sailing ship on a stormy sea.

Text:
The Prince -- The Pirate
CROSSBONES (title)
A seafaring MM dark romance
DEVYN RIVERS (author)
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Thanks, @barackobama.bsky.social. I have Beyonce stuck in my head because I was listening to one of your playlists earlier.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@britannica.com Its 6am and I can't sleep, may I please have your current favorite interesting science factoid?
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Today's #solosept junk journal page. I had fun with the layout tearing out the center of a piece of ephemera and gluing it into the opposite page. Having the layouts go across the center is turning out to be one of my favorite things.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
And today's entry for #solosept in my junk journal. I have a sticker for the tiny doily that I'll add once I'm home, bc I'm a dingus and forgot the tin I keep them all in. Oops. I'll probably be working with the last tea shop #solorpg all month, if nothing else bc it's just so much dang fun.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Also I guess #thingthursday is a thing So here's a thing. when one of my friends first got sick I bought him a unicorn Pusheen to hug bc I lived too far away. Saw it in a box of possessions after his memorial, and have taken it with me on every trip to share the experience w/him & give him hugs.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Almost forgot to post yesterday's #solosept #junkjournal page for the last tea shop #solorpg. I was expecting more grimness but the rolls have been very cozy so far. The yellow ink is hard to read on purpose bc I picture the owners voice being v quiet. Also I think it's fun to write with.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Second #solosept entry for the last tea shop. It's cottagecore, but dark (: I have no idea where things are going until I'm putting ink on the page. And once it's there, it's there.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
So I posted yesterday about the solo RPG and turns out there's a thing called #solosept So haha jokes on me it's perfect timing. I guess I know what I'll be doing for fun today!
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
First page of the Last Tea Shop solo journaling RPG I'm finally starting. For additional flavor I'm using random tables from the 5.0 DMG and a few character generator tables for the heck of it. #junkjournal #solorpg #idontknowhowblueskyworks
A journal page with several sections of writing in various colors of ink, and bits of paper glued in.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Deciding what James N Watts pattern I want to make for this year's last second wardrobe addition. Because why not start a knitting project for wasteland weekend a month before I have to start packing?
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Removed the second patch I ever added to my vest. Found out the lead singer of Disturbed signed an Israeli bomb to be dropped on Gaza - this one hurts a lot. I'll have to find some other patches to go in its place, maybe for a band that doesn't support dropping bombs on kids.
Black patch for the band Disturbed with white embroidery. Multicolor stitching has been cut, the patch removed from a distressed grey fabric, held in hand.Black patch for the band Disturbed with white embroidery, sewn in place on distressed grey fabric. The stitches are being ripped out.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Palate cleanser: please enjoy my seventeen and a half year old tortie cat. She gots no teefers and has opinions on everything. She is my prescription strength support tort -- I literally have a prescription for her from my therapist (:
A cat with multicolor 'tortoiseshell' pattern fur in dark browns, tans, and orange. She is mid meow and has no teeth.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
@grantdearmitt.bsky.social my dude. bro. Mein freund. If you did even five minutes of research you'd know this -- LIAM O'BRIEN IS SPEAKING GERMAN. IT'S LITERALLY GERMAN. Zemnian is German. Nobody invented anything. The entire critical role fandom is laughing at your terrible journalism.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Can any of my #criticalrole people tell me if the Mighty Nein chibi decal stickers are good to use on the car? I don't want them to fade out in the open-air baking oven that is Arizona ):
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✨Molly Starborne🏳️‍🌈 @thatdruidgalmolly.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Just had awesome thought!!! What if the Tusk love audio book was read by Laura Bailey and the entire time she read it as Jester!! That would be hilarious and amazing!! Sidebar the book is soooooooo good 😍😍😍 #tuaklove #Criticalrole #MightyNein #Jester
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
M9 canon primer Fjord: heteroflexible Jester: heteroflexible Caleb: so polyqueer he can't even cast straight Beau: shits rainbows Yasha: also shits rainbows Molly: IS a rainbow Caduceus: queerplat aroace icon Nott/Veth: 100% less hetero than she lets on Essek: demi, bored #criticalrole #mightynein
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 16/04/2025
Survive #WarhammerCommunity #PaintSlam25 #nerdlings
Warhammer terrain, a wall with a trans flag graffiti artwork and the word SURVIVE! written below it
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I finished the quilt top, or at least the meat and potatoes of it. Could've trimmed the edges down properly, but when have I ever done things the easy way? I started this a few hours after finding out my friend was EOL. Thought maybe I had a week. She's gone. Now I'm just hugging it.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Starting a quilt project using my mom's unnecessarily large fat quarter stash with no regard to matching fabric patterns. Cut two at a time, swapped sides, sewed together. Repeat until bored or too difficult. Three treasured friends will/have died this year; I'm so tired. Grief crafting is real.
Folded quilting fabric laying on a tan bedsheet. On the left are pinks, purples, blues, and browns; on the right are green, yellows, oranges, and reds.Cut pieces of quilt fabric arranged together and folded, right sides together for sewing and wrong side showing.
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Roman Yeremenko @roalyr.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ukraine is NOT russia. Ukraine is NOT a russian colony. Ukraine is NOT "within russian sphere of influence, and thus should be given to russia as a property". Ukrainians are NOT russians. Ukrainian land is NOT russian land. Ukrainian culture is NOT russian culture. #UkrainianView #Ukraine
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maggie spiders @squishythings.com · 14/03/2025
i love putting stickers in my planner/journal when i do something, it's a disease
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
gofund.me/0fd83fe8 If you wanna help out some great people, even a share can do some good. Mutual aid makes the world go around and this lady could use some love.
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Donate to Support Carol's Recovery and Homecoming, organized by Erica Hale
What's going on: Late on 26 February my mother, Carol, started having significant w… Erica Hale needs your support for Support Carol's Recovery and Homecoming
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I got this from a woman who says it was owned and used by her father during WW2 in Europe. His name was Pete. The scissors need to be repaired so I replaced them for now and use this as my embroidery and sewing repair kit. I love this thing and carry it just about everywhere.
WW2 era olive green sewing kit. The top pocket has wool thread (now moth eaten). Modern embroidery scissors, original nail file, original pencil and some new needles are in front 

The next pocket has original thread, several modern bobbins, and a modern leather thimble. In front of the pocket are original and modern needles and pins.

On the left side are two original safety pins with brown buttons and one modern safety pin, and some loose green thread. On the right, two original safety pins with white buttons and loose black thread.
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vantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
NYC artists catching up to London now
picture of a street sign ziptied to a pole that reads "Be a responsible citizen. Properly dispose of your dog's waste." There is a picture of a pile of poop and an arrow pointing to a Cybertruck. The sign goes on "Place it into the nearest Cybertruck. If you see Elon Musk, you may also deposit it directly into his mouth. CITY CODE ELNZ-A-DKHD. DEPT of @FOLAFIA, CITY OF NEW YORK"
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Hello my cross stitch 🪡 and embroidery nerds - feast your eyes on my late night AuDHD project where I took the floss organizer wall hang thingy I got from a treasured friend and put all my freeform embroidery floss (in knockoff DMC colors) to hang in the hall.
A deep blue embroidery floss hanger with twelve columns and ten rows of small plastic pockets. There are a total of 110 cardboard bobbins holding various colors of embroidery floss. It hangs in front of an off-white wall.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Another wild Saturday night. Beto got wasted and I had to carry him to bed.
Tuxedo cat stretched out on a quilt, dreaming about dismembering alligators
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Hey remember those knitted 🧶 gloves I made and lost They were in the pocket of my hoodie. I kept wondering why it felt like something was in the pocket... Ayyyy ADHD lmao Anyway I have them back and I'm a giant doofus.
A handknitted fingerless glove in hand dyed yarn to look like a watermelon. The left hand is making the ASL sign for 'i love you'.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
And it's done! I made many nurses at the hospital snicker while working on this and sitting with my mom. Best cross stitch 🪡 I've done in a while. Hanging up on my wall now. Definitely want to make it again, with black fabric and multicolor thread in the trans flag colors.
A completed unframed cross stitch design on 18c aida cloth. The border is in black (DMC 310), with red (DMC 304) points. The text saying NAZI LIVES DON'T MATTER is stitched in multicolored brown/grey (DMC 4000).
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Latest cross stitch 🪡 WIP with multicolor DMC floss as protest art. Free pattern via reddit. Been working on it while mom's in the hospital - made today's nurse snarf her drink laughing when she saw it.
White 18c aida cloth in a snap frame. Text is in multicolor dark brown and grey DMC floss that says NAZI LIVES DON'T MATT with the rest cut off by the frame. The border stitches in progress on the left are in black DMC thread. A cross stitch needle is stuck in the N.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I was just 'jokingly' told by someone I've considered a very dear friend that, because I've had two close friends die in a month, they're 'no longer going to be a close friend. the fatality rate is wayyy too high 😉' Please understand me when I say that if you ever think about saying that, don't.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I've now had two close friends die in a month. I'm not having a great time right now /:
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm not surprised. MSM is afraid of the orange thing and they're letting the racists say the quiet part out loud.
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voiceofobrien.bsky.social @voiceofobrien.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’m old enough to remember the dark days of the Biden administration, when planes landed safely and unemployment was at an all time low.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
...stop calling it OCD if you don't actually have it. Just stop. Collecting all of a thing even if you don't need it isn't inherently OCD. If you're collecting it because you think a friend will die if you don't? That's OCD. You're just an eccentric collector, and an asshole for calling OCD.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm very sad. I knitted these gloves to keep my hands warm while traveling and somewhere between PHX and Orlando I lost them. I got to wear them once. I struggle with accepting that cottagecore stuff can be masc and made these as an act of defiance. I hope whoever ends up with them loves them. ):
A pair of handknitted fingerless gloves made with hand dyed wool yarn in a watermelon pattern. The person's hands are resting on a grey laptop keyboard sitting on a wood table.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Finished (more or less) my first bit of #criticalrolefanart for EXU Divergence. Cross stitch 🪡 freehanded except lettering borrowed from some old project. 18c aida cloth, DMC floss, probs some cat hair, a few ugly tears, yes I stabbed myself. Thanks to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social for the quote.
A completed cross stitch on white 18c aida cloth. A dark grey cloud is at the top with blue raindrops falling. Four bramble branches grow from the bottom with dusty green leaves/blossoms. In black lettering is Brennan Lee Mulligan's quote: I am an impartial arbiter of the CHAOS visited upon Exandria by the gods.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
After watching #criticalrole exu divergence episode 1 I needed to do some cross stitching 🪡 in the form of one of @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social's quotes.
An unfinished cross stitch on 18c white aida cloth.

In black backstitching: I am an impartial arbiter of the

In ecru backstitching: CHAOS

There is a needle stuck in the fabric near the bottom.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/02/2025
Reminder that if you see someone trying to figure out how to contact their reps, you now have the INCREDIBLY easy to remember URL to give to them: reps.fyi Tell your friends! Tell strangers! Print stickers and put them on things! Crash every voicemail every day. ❤️ (thank you @gregpak.net!)
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Idk if @voiceofobrien.bsky.social will see this and whatever, but I'm just watching c2 of #criticalrole 2x18 had me ugly crying. Huge dumpy choking sobs. Had to take a five minute pause there at the end and do a lap around the kitchen to shake it off. Good gods man.
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Dashboard Cookies 🇺🇲💙💛🇺🇦 @dashboardcookies.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@gailcarriger.bsky.social Ma'am. M'author. You are going to cause a murder with this book. I am gonna DIE. Floyd. Kettil. TUGBOATS I can't ma'am send help THE FUCKING TUBE SOCKS I JUST--- *wheezing*
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