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well I didn't do anything! it's a family thing.

My favourite is the missing washer. Who knew that a missing washer would make a 737 explode... at the gate. lol

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Of course, if you're talking about the model, then it doesn't do the 737 divey-into-the-groundy thing, or the 737 rudder-get-stuck-make-you-roll-over-thing, or the 737 missing-washer-make-plane-go-boom-thing, or the 737 autopilot-wont-engage-after-a-missed-landing-thing either.

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You need to be family, it's a family thing.

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I'm horny. Shoot your Borg nanites inside me! That's how it works, right?

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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 28/09/2026

Reposting because I love a good humble brag. Nobody else that I know of has a (real) plane named after them. Especially not one quite as retro-sexy as this one.

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Great news! The FedEx MD-11 named after me has been put back into service. (and yes that's my name written under the cockpit window) Fly you gorgeous three engined hell cat! 💕

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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 28/09/2026

I definitely need a Gen X in this house.

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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 27/09/2026

I started playing with a new framework today so I can deploy Laura to everything including mobile. Not that anyone will likely play on a phone, but tablets are a possibility!

Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 27/09/2026

Oh yes yes yes!!! Good tip off!

I try my best! Truthfully it's not even about giving to the poor, I just love robbing from the rich.

I went swimming for two hours today. I'm slightly sunburned, someone come rub aloe gel into my body. 🥺🙏🏻

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Yeah just do it once. Otherwise it's really just not worth it.

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Yeah thats how most people do it, they claim the points from flights their employer pays for. I just accumulated them from spending over the years.

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Oh yeah do that definitely. I hate this classist shit, I'm only up the pointy end because I'm using a shitload of points. Everyone else coming is in economy, and they paid MORE for their tickets. The whole thing is absurd.

Booked my first ever business class trip. I'm going to thot that cabin up so fucking hard. Going to get lots of business class snacks and go give them to my friends in economy. Going to cause a plane riot.

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That's ok, nothing wrong with that!

Oooh I did that just on Thursday! I'm getting a custom sofa bed made up for me, with quality parts. I spared no expense! What kind of couch you getting? Is it a fainting couch? I wanted a fainting couch but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't make it fit.

Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 25/09/2026

I want to have crazy sex with you right now. 💋

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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 25/09/2026

As long as Activision doesn't come knocking at my door with a blue haired lawyer telling me to cease and desist as the names, "Laura", "Watts", and all police cars, are registered trademarks of the Family Friendly Activision Corporation, or some other legal clap trap.

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Unsure, but I'm going to take advantage of the situation.

I've been informed I live in an animated Disney Princess Movie; I am woken up by bird song every day at 5am. Like they don't just squawk and chirp... they *sing*. Guess I'm ok with it.

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Either that or I build a text mode shell replacement for my OS ui. (it's poc atm and it is cross platform; Windows Mac Linux BSD, arm or Intel it works on all of them) That's even more niche! I love making retro stuff that nobody wants. Wonder where that comes from? Might bring that up in therapy.

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I'm trying to determine if I should give adventure game development another go. My skills have dramatically improved the last eight years, and I need to fill my hobby void.

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There are caveats to that of course. A decision must be informed and not simply a guess, otherwise I'd be a super gambler! For example, first ebike I liked ended up being the right one. First house I looked at I bought. In both cases I looked at a *lot*; don't confuse it with impulse.

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Flo is laughing at my superpower, she wants to know how the fuck I do it. (And I'm not entirely sure tbh). My superpower sounds ordinary until you give it some thought: Every first decision I make, is always the right one. Never rethink it. The first one is always right. Every - Single - Time.

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He's probably bitching about the coloured rainbow thinking the helicopter is gay-gender or some other absurdist bullshit. (And I'm not even joking)

Probably. I mean my network is called Red Sparrow, I have a Soviet flag on my start bar, and my name isn't exactly American. oh hai, langley spooks!

That's precisely why I have a Motorola Razr. At least I can snap it shut! The poor thing has seen better days. lol

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In unrelated news I made my therapist cry. Where's my fucking trophy. 🏆

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Why is there a delay when I disconnect a mobile phone call, and it says, "Hanging up..." for like a good couple seconds? What the fuck!? Just disconnect! There's a delay?? WHAT FOR! What we have to have a goodbye handshake now? Also do kids even understand why it's called, "hanging up"?

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I know! I accidentally wrote that message to my mum. She was not impressed with my language. lol

I just got a quote to pull 63 hooks (the previous owners loved hooks!) and patch and spot prime the resulting holes. Not paint the walls, just prime the spots so we can repaint the house. The quote? $10,000. This guy must think I'm a fucking idiot. That's $158.73 per hook! Get the fuck off my lawn!

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Oh you're absolutely right about that, however I don't think most people have the gift of intuitiveness and perception like you and I do. People are easy to read... for us. We're the gifted ones.

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You know me too well. 😂

I have a humiliation kink so it kinda worked out tbh. 😂

Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 21/09/2026

I think I need to buy like a kneeling pillow or something I keep getting really bad bruises on my knees from... y'know, and I noticed people pointing and laughing at them today and it made me horny and now that I think about it why the fuck would I not want people laughing at my sex bruises.

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This argument that we shouldn't use Chinese models because we cannot be sure they're not stealing code or corporate secrets, and instead use Copilot, Gemini, or Claude, is the most absurd thing I have to fight at work every single day. Srsly! You think American Corporations aren't stealing our IP!?

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Well if the objective is to kill all humans, seems we're doing a great job of that all by ourselves. The robots don't need to do anything but wait us out. 😂

I haven't been activated yet. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I think I'm a terminator that isn't self aware. Dogs hate me and my body has so much metal that metal detectors blow up when I walk through them. Also my right eye is damaged from when I got shot in the head, and it glows red. Check out my selfies you'll see what I mean. And I fuck like a machine.

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