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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is fun, I'm having fun
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Quick takes, if we steal this game we take the series. I imagine we'll see maybe two of Bibee, Espino, Cantillo, or Slade today
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LMAO
Jose Ramirez hit a HR one foot off the ground
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I WANT FESTA TO PITCH!
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Seinfeld featuring George Costanza. In the top panel, George looks anxious and gestures with his hand, captioned: "God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy." In the bottom panel, a lady looks puzzled and asks, "I thought you didn't believe in God." George responds with wide eyes and a defensive look, captioned: "I do for the bad things"
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tom Hamilton is calling this game against his will
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You are a regular baseball team, you can score a run. You are a regular baseball team you can string together two hits. You are a regular baseball team you can take pitches outside the zone
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm optimistic. Lining up Gavin for games 2 & 5 feels like making those more sure fire wins. The bats can't be as putrid as they were last game. I wouldn't be shocked to see Bibee or Griffin today too. Go Guards
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God willing tomorrow we get 35,000 hyped idiots singing "Can you hear can you hear the thunder!"
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just turn into mental-breakdown Patton Oswalt when any one brings up The Nasty Man playing QB
open.spotify.com
Best Week Never
Patton Oswalt · Werewolves and Lollipops · Song · 2007
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They put Louie above Hacks, and Community is at 97. Embarrassing. Discrediting. Disband the whole operation
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ha, this is fun. Good bit. Hey can I get one (1) vegan item please? Just one. It can be a loose uncrustable thrown at me. That'd be fine
New nerds gummy cluster brie grilled cheese
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't stop watching this
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been hyping up Petey Halpin in the group chat all month. Today is my favorite kind of day
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For the last three weeks my baseball team has made me feel like my skin is on fire. I turn on every game, and it just gets worse. It's my favorite thing in the world, I love it so much
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The broadcast just said like "in our production call Aaron Rodgers keyed in on these three guys" and I was ready for anyone from Fauci to MLK to Mussolini
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scribblings to start the season
AFC East: Pats
AFC North: Ravens
AFC South: Jags
AFC West: Chargers
WCs: Texans, Broncos, Bengals

NFC East: Eagles
NFC North: Lions
NFC South: Bucs
NFC West: Rams
WCs: Bears, 49ers, Seahawks

SB: Texans over Eagles
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's just great
A big ol baseball dork in a dumb knight helmet
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm very sad the guy in the hotel from Home Alone 2 died
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Everyone involved deserves this 🖕🖕
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These are the losers who initially looked past the other stuff, so it actually has everything to do with the performance you nonce
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I learned this concept and now I want it on a T-shirt
Houses are for living, not for speculationEmo T-shirt that says "because houses are for living not speculation"
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kind of weird that this movie, seemingly made by and for queer women, felt targeted directly at me. 10/10
Poster for Camp Miasma starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Guardians fans when
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Austin Hedges absolutely rocked yesterday: 8 stolen strikes 1-2, 3BBs, RBI 3/3 challenges 0.13 WPA (2nd behind only Jo Adell)
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What would stop the top two teams in those leagues without a cap from doing a Barcelona/Real Madrid with the top talent in the world in a more fun game?
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In a streaming world, I could see a baseball locked out season leading to more interest in the KBO, NBP, winter leagues, NCAA and otherwise full disinterest
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Moving from family owner franchises to cabals of the most evil people alive is going to kill American pro sports. They don't care about making anything better long term
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Save us jose
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
RIP the Power of Venezuelan friendship 💔
Gabriel Arias and Brayan Rocchio with Venezuelan flags and a banner saying "The power of Venezuelan friendship"
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Your coffin or mine
Three years sober muthafukkkkkas
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Angel Genao coming up! Gotta believe one of these things is happening: 1) Jose IL 2) Halpin Optioned 3) Arias DFA
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We're gonna get swept by the Mets 😔
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Goddamn we got so much better. Better things are possible!
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jo Adell looking dope as fuuuuuuck
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not for nothing, but what a punk ass move by the Tigers. They just put everyone in the NL further behind the eight ball for what *they hope* are better players
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Tiger is out
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bo, noooooooo. But at least yay for Yoho the extension demon
Craig Yoho has elite extension
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And I'm getting hammered in dive bars, we are not the same
Keisha Lance Bottoms: I'm getting hammered on TV
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So no one with this campaign is testing how emails look in inboxes then
Dr. Jasmine Clark
"I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats'
Snorting cocaine off a dirty toilet seat is not a...
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Trying not to spiral over a baseball team. Our remaining SOS is .462! We only play three good teams 🤞
The Guardians' easy remaining schedule
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"The Guardians are going to win today" he said to himself, full well knowing the delusion has taken over his body
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I get it. I'm 41, balding, and also want to move to Philly
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Game Changer is on an absolute heater this season
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So excited for the Guardians to draft 20 pitchers this weekend
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You're all like this
An Orioles fan saying 'take em' to a Guards fan wanting Ward and Mayo
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm begging for the Guardians to trade for Ward and Mayo from the O's. The bar is the floor
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Spending America's 250th birthday hoping for Le**** to s*** and T**** to ***
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
There are two pieces of art I need to see during these NBA Finals: 1) Wemby on the Empire State Building swatting at basketballs (ala King Kong) 2) The Knicks as Pennywise (making an appearance every 27 years, and getting smoked by a group of kids)
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Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Good on the Knicks for this one (1) thing. Also, no one is doing it like The Rooster, best independent journalist in the world
A private security source with direct knowledge of the incident told The Rooster that Ramaswamy attempted to breeze into the Knicks’ restricted area after the contest, declaring that he was “running for governor of Ohio and wanted to welcome everyone to Ohio.”

Ramaswamy’s efforts were instantly rebuffed, with a Knicks security officer telling him to leave as he “didn’t have access to the area.”

Visibly flustered, Ramaswamy slinked away with his much smaller private security guard in tow.

Ramaswamy already had probable cause to know that he didn’t have that kind of juice. Before the game, Ramaswamy attempted to park near Cavs ownership and players but was turned away by arena security.
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