Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ha, this is fun. Good bit. Hey can I get one (1) vegan item please? Just one. It can be a loose uncrustable thrown at me. That'd be fine 001
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Kind of weird that this movie, seemingly made by and for queer women, felt targeted directly at me. 10/10 011
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Bo, noooooooo. But at least yay for Yoho the extension demon 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 28/07/2026And I'm getting hammered in dive bars, we are not the same 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So no one with this campaign is testing how emails look in inboxes then 100
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Trying not to spiral over a baseball team. Our remaining SOS is .462! We only play three good teams 🤞 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Good on the Knicks for this one (1) thing. Also, no one is doing it like The Rooster, best independent journalist in the world 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You're celebrating? Michael Rappaport is happy right now and you're celebrating? 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I knew full well what I was doing when I wished on that monkey paw for Cleveland to get a four game sweep this week 030
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Ok cool! Guards add a switch hitting plus defensive catcher, Bo gets to figure it out in the minors, and there's less pressure on Ingle to contribute as a catcher, which he isn't good at. Long term, I think any of Bo, Fry or Ingle is gonna be traded. I just hope he gets along with Hedges 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hot damn, the first and last pitches of that game were ABS challenged 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 28/04/2026As we kick this era off, I think Bazzana has a good chance to be a Grady Sizemore-esq offensive player with a ceiling of 20 HR, 50 double, 30 SB seasons 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Excited to try this for the first time ever tonight 🦘🇦🇺🐨 110
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 22/04/2026He's had 55 PAs this year. 10 of the balls he's hit so far went over 340 feet, and 8 were outs. Him and Jones aren't even close. The production argument changes entirely if played in more favorable weather 110
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hmm, he's played 2.5 seasons, he has 1.5+ WAR each of the last three, and he has his best Barrel Rate, best Hard Hit rate and best expected stats of his career this season. I don't think you're right on this one 100
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I find it specious that four of the top six Exit Velos of the whole day came from one game, including the *career high* for Rhys Hoskins 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Took a chance with this one, but I think 92 wins is very much in play. If they're starting the season with Messick, Kayfus and DeLauter on board, they're finally serious 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Boring, wrong. The mediocre roster was overhauled during the season. Forgets Steven Kwan exists. Doesn't mention the 4th best pitching staff in baseball in the second half. Update and resubmit 011
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 19/02/2026lol and all, but we're on to year 3 of the see through pants then? 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 18/02/2026This is unbelievable. They're playing like this is some throwaway game up in Rochester 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I realize I'm a full on homer, but this feels like free money. The Guardians are gonna win ten fewer games despite having upgrades and positive development at every area of concern? The pitching staff led MLB in WAR in September! Hitters were 12th in wRC+ then too 000
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