Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Quick takes, if we steal this game we take the series. I imagine we'll see maybe two of Bibee, Espino, Cantillo, or Slade today 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You are a regular baseball team, you can score a run. You are a regular baseball team you can string together two hits. You are a regular baseball team you can take pitches outside the zone 020
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm optimistic. Lining up Gavin for games 2 & 5 feels like making those more sure fire wins. The bats can't be as putrid as they were last game. I wouldn't be shocked to see Bibee or Griffin today too. Go Guards 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026God willing tomorrow we get 35,000 hyped idiots singing "Can you hear can you hear the thunder!" 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just turn into mental-breakdown Patton Oswalt when any one brings up The Nasty Man playing QBopen.spotify.comBest Week NeverPatton Oswalt · Werewolves and Lollipops · Song · 2007 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They put Louie above Hacks, and Community is at 97. Embarrassing. Discrediting. Disband the whole operation 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ha, this is fun. Good bit. Hey can I get one (1) vegan item please? Just one. It can be a loose uncrustable thrown at me. That'd be fine 001
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've been hyping up Petey Halpin in the group chat all month. Today is my favorite kind of day 020
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For the last three weeks my baseball team has made me feel like my skin is on fire. I turn on every game, and it just gets worse. It's my favorite thing in the world, I love it so much 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The broadcast just said like "in our production call Aaron Rodgers keyed in on these three guys" and I was ready for anyone from Fauci to MLK to Mussolini 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm very sad the guy in the hotel from Home Alone 2 died 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026These are the losers who initially looked past the other stuff, so it actually has everything to do with the performance you nonce 020
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Kind of weird that this movie, seemingly made by and for queer women, felt targeted directly at me. 10/10 011
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Austin Hedges absolutely rocked yesterday: 8 stolen strikes 1-2, 3BBs, RBI 3/3 challenges 0.13 WPA (2nd behind only Jo Adell) 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Moving from family owner franchises to cabals of the most evil people alive is going to kill American pro sports. They don't care about making anything better long term 100
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Angel Genao coming up! Gotta believe one of these things is happening: 1) Jose IL 2) Halpin Optioned 3) Arias DFA 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Goddamn we got so much better. Better things are possible! 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Not for nothing, but what a punk ass move by the Tigers. They just put everyone in the NL further behind the eight ball for what *they hope* are better players 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Bo, noooooooo. But at least yay for Yoho the extension demon 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So no one with this campaign is testing how emails look in inboxes then 100
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Trying not to spiral over a baseball team. Our remaining SOS is .462! We only play three good teams 🤞 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"The Guardians are going to win today" he said to himself, full well knowing the delusion has taken over his body 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I get it. I'm 41, balding, and also want to move to Philly 020
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 11/07/2026So excited for the Guardians to draft 20 pitchers this weekend 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I'm begging for the Guardians to trade for Ward and Mayo from the O's. The bar is the floor 110
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Spending America's 250th birthday hoping for Le**** to s*** and T**** to *** 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 02/06/2026There are two pieces of art I need to see during these NBA Finals: 1) Wemby on the Empire State Building swatting at basketballs (ala King Kong) 2) The Knicks as Pennywise (making an appearance every 27 years, and getting smoked by a group of kids) 100
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Good on the Knicks for this one (1) thing. Also, no one is doing it like The Rooster, best independent journalist in the world 010
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Yeah it's over. You can't come back down 3-0 against NY in the playoffs... especially if they have home field advantage 000
Mark @dash--dash.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Cleveland celebrity row mogging New York as we all predicted 000
