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“Just because you don’t give up doesn’t mean you will make it”

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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 11h
As a 5’10 190 offensive guard in hs, the jealousy runs rampant.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 12h
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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A- Woman..
ALT: A- Woman..
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 12h
dbs never stop being dbs.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 14h
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 14h
Oh good, a Lane Kiffin commercial.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
You’re telling me I gotta deal with the Lions tomorrow?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15h
Kentucky fans filming themselves flipping off Lane Kiffin
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Matt Fortuna @mattfortuna.bsky.social · 15h
What a stat
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
Kenny Minchey. A notre Dame Legend.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
It’s been two years since Dan Lanning had a “good win”.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
Sam Leavitt, Michigan State legend.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
Mark Dantonio has a burner?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
Ref is drunk
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
I cannot believe Lane punted.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 15h
Does Kentucky think LSU is Florida?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 16h
UGHHHHA
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 17h
Michigan’s not even playing and JPF is fired up.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 18h
What about “make the plays”?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 18h
Losing because your special teams miscounted OR misran the Swinging Gate is hilarious.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 19h
Is Pat Fitzgerald detained?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 20h
If Bret, in year 6, after a 19 wins in two seasons, loses to Pat he has to be tarmacced.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 20h
Pat Fitzgerald is going to have say he has no knowledge of any on the field actions.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21h
Dan Assing
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21h
How did MSU miss out on Sedric Irvin Jr?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21h
The best part of the multiview is changing the audio away from any political ad.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21h
Oh, gawd
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21h
Petitioning the ncaa to make Stanford and Michigan State play.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22h
However bad you think Stanford is, they are worse
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22h
The guy who says “quote on quote” is now saying “swing and gate”
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22h
Mel Tucker had Sam Leavitt third string?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22h
2005 USC isn’t walking through that door.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22h
It’s like the oc asked Marcel Reed what plays he likes and then took them out of the playbook.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 23h
The Florida SC game really makes you wonder about Mississippi.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
look at this. all this whining is so performative— HE ALREADY KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT SIX YEARS AGO LOL
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Volunteers, chill out.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Legend
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are a bit inbred
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought humor had been legalized
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who is the Padres left fielder, Barry Bonds?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’re too old for planes? Sheesh.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fun new frontiers in annoying AI where it was not asked for: middle school orchestra repertoire
YouTube video screenshot with description of an AI added voice that the original creator cannot remove
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bears QB Tyson Bagent took 92 of the 93 snaps in Chicago's win -- and was on the field for the other one -- but didn't get the W because on the very first play, he was split wide while Case Keenum took the snap. and I thought pitcher wins were funny www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
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Why was QB Case Keenum credited with Bears’ win over Jets instead of Tyson Bagent?
Ben Johnson's decision to have Keenum and Bagent on the field to start the game was clever. It also meant Keenum got the win.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t imagine needing this. But just in case. I have it.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The real reason they wouldn’t sign and trade Duren.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spam call at 10:30, don’t kys before I get there.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Three different places (text/app/email) to check in for a pick up is two too many. Should I do all three?
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the hell, I’m just trying to listen the Pistons game, I swear.
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been watching a guy play chess every day and he always gets in time trouble and then when he loses a game because of time he yells about chess.com fucking up because he made a play. Brother, I’m going to have to have some accountability.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is all well and good but please, fellow texans, make sure you’re registered to vote (today 10/5) is the deadline. vrrequest.sos.texas.gov/VoterApplica...
vrrequest.sos.texas.gov
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Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will they make Taco Bell build it?
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