Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 11hAs a 5’10 190 offensive guard in hs, the jealousy runs rampant. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 12hAge yourself with a childhood crushstatic.klipy.comA- Woman..ALT: A- Woman.. 020
Reposted by DascenzoCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15hKentucky fans filming themselves flipping off Lane Kiffin 1960695
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 18hLosing because your special teams miscounted OR misran the Swinging Gate is hilarious. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 20hIf Bret, in year 6, after a 19 wins in two seasons, loses to Pat he has to be tarmacced. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 20hPat Fitzgerald is going to have say he has no knowledge of any on the field actions. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21hThe best part of the multiview is changing the audio away from any political ad. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 21hPetitioning the ncaa to make Stanford and Michigan State play. 010
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22hThe guy who says “quote on quote” is now saying “swing and gate” 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 22hIt’s like the oc asked Marcel Reed what plays he likes and then took them out of the playbook. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 23hThe Florida SC game really makes you wonder about Mississippi. 000
Reposted by Dascenzomike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026look at this. all this whining is so performative— HE ALREADY KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT SIX YEARS AGO LOL 2133
Reposted by DascenzoKathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026fun new frontiers in annoying AI where it was not asked for: middle school orchestra repertoire 0396
Reposted by DascenzoMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bears QB Tyson Bagent took 92 of the 93 snaps in Chicago's win -- and was on the field for the other one -- but didn't get the W because on the very first play, he was split wide while Case Keenum took the snap. and I thought pitcher wins were funny www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...nytimes.comWhy was QB Case Keenum credited with Bears’ win over Jets instead of Tyson Bagent?Ben Johnson's decision to have Keenum and Bagent on the field to start the game was clever. It also meant Keenum got the win. 1254
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can’t imagine needing this. But just in case. I have it. 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Three different places (text/app/email) to check in for a pick up is two too many. Should I do all three? 000
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What the hell, I’m just trying to listen the Pistons game, I swear. 010
Dascenzo @dascenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve been watching a guy play chess every day and he always gets in time trouble and then when he loses a game because of time he yells about chess.com fucking up because he made a play. Brother, I’m going to have to have some accountability. 000
Reposted by Dascenzomike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is all well and good but please, fellow texans, make sure you’re registered to vote (today 10/5) is the deadline. vrrequest.sos.texas.gov/VoterApplica...vrrequest.sos.texas.gov 13217