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Jarhead Pinknose

@das-gooch.bsky.social
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play here because it means elon musk dies a little. I’d rather get 5 likes laughing at my post than 1000 “serious” likes. ALL BLUE. 90s boy. history teacher. LGBTQ+ ally. Father of 2 All I want is to wear t-shirts, cargo shorts and Air Force 1s all day.

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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We're all in agreement that this headline just means one of the seven seals of the apocalypse certainly at least has a pretty sizable crack in it right? UFC fighting cage under construction on White House lawn
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When the top three trending words are #trump #ICE and #murder ya know things just might not be going well
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Why do I play fantasy football? Is it for the proverbial kick in the groin when Josh Allen underperforms two weeks straight in the fantasy playoffs ... is it for when I make a last minute switch that costs me the finals...someone tell me why?...it's the proverbial kick to the groin isn't it.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
People can sit in their underwear for all i care as long as the multi ton aluminum tube I'm strapped into that shoots me 35000 feet in the air for thousands of miles amd does things that might go along with the "laws" of "physics" but i still dont quite believe lands nice and safely ...
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I'm such a sucker for those "would you donate" things at cashiers prompts especially #petsmart and #petco. If one of them at Stop & Shop said "donate 2 dollars so our stock boy can go fight for Russia against the Ukraine", I KNOW it would be a bad idea...but then I'd feel guilty for not donating.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
They were talking about the player who grew up with the homemade ball field like it was this amazing thing...no that's just straight fucked up #worldseries
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My first gripe with playoff baseball, how did the Brewers not go with the stripes, the best unis in sports! #nlds #playoffbaseball
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Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Am I the only "mature" adult who wishes he could freeze time, find a big vintage toy store and have a massive GI Joe/ Star Wars battle while everyone else is frozen in time?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you made a literal #goldendome out of legos that covered the entire United States I bet it would STILL cost more than 175 billion.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
So who had on their bingo card that the word "Alcatraz" would be a top trending word, and it wasn't because the movie "the Rock 2" is somehow in development...
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If the evils of big tech ALSO mean that I get to have a bird feeder at home where from my work desk 45 miles away I can be notified any time that there is a live stream of a northern cardinal eating and its identifying the bird for me too...well then I bow to my billionaire overlords then.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Wait the #Trump admin is gonna give us 5 grand if we have another kid? My wife and I were JUST saying if ONLY we had $4996.78 we could have a third kid! Well better start cracking!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
75 degrees in Mass. time to open the car windows, put on the dark oakleys, Use all 6 Bose speakers, and blast screaming metal and rap loud enough to wake the dead...on the way to the grocery store...in my Nissan Pathfinder... I'm 46...with kids. #youngatheart #ageisanumber
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For everyone who keeps being aghast at the actions of #RFK may I remind you. He cut off the head of a whale carcass, tied the thing to the top of his car and drove it across state lines because it was "interesting". It wasn't. It stunk, and was useless. He also had a huge worm that ate his brain.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽
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anj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
sports betting apps are so stupid go to the track and bet on horses like a real man
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
An ode to you "fluff pop singer", "woman who married rich" and to you "four other woman", may your trip into "space" which lasted quicker than it takes to get from base to the rocket pad at NASA be a beacon to little girls all over who look at the stars and say "who do I gotta hump to get to space"
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The president can do whatever he wants, I got to hear @thedeftones.bsky.social play Digital Bath and Change (In the House of Flies) for the first time live last night at the Boston show. Do your worst #Trump I'm good.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I wish I had so many people willing to fall on the sword for all the incredibly stupid things I do on a daily basis. I just get weird looks #trump
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
if in an alt universe #Elon was a benevolent billionaire who cured cancer and provided every kid with A free education ... ...who would even in THAT universe ever look at a cybertruck and say, I Want THAT.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm warning y'all now. When one of my responses gets a good amount of "hearts" I'm gonna go all medieval and just follow EVERYONE on that list! They might end up all being bots but I'll get a thousand followers by hook or by crook!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I woke up today, stretched, it was unseasonably warm, it's a Friday... And then I realized... IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A HUNDRED DAYS YET!!!!! mother fu...
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
So yeah we might be in this Orwellian hellscapish nightmare for which we Might never get out... But man did anyone see the #bulls and #lakers game last night! Fck the real world, I'm just gonna watch sports, #theresidence #abbotelementary and build #legos and play games! Here's to shutting down!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
#Lego seriously I do NOT have room for a gigantic #JurassicPark T-Rex skeleton model. STOP making these!...I mean I guess I can blow out a wall...but STILL!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I haven't used Bluesky in like two weeks and it made me realize...I think I really just don't like social media. Or people. Or what other people think...about like anything. No offense.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So you can hate the guy that's fine. You can hate what he protests. That's fine. You can hate what he stands for. That's fine. Me too. But just out of curiosity....we arresting all those lining up chanting "Jews will not replace us"?...and they will be singing. And when are we raiding KKK rallies?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
No better way to empower the inspiration that is National Women's Day than a 38 percent profit boost on womens sports on Draft Kings. What an encapsulation of the American spirit that is 2025. #internationalwomensday #murica
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Legit had no idea #oscars were on. I have no idea what movies are nominated, I betcha I've never watched one of them. This isn't meant to be a humblebrag to cool for school thing...I Legit have no clue what is nominated, and I watch dumb movies.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Is it just me or was that #ukraine thing today a little... ... weird... I'm sure it was just me.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Man that #trump guy can't get any worse huh? Let me just turn on the news...what's this now about Andrew Tate? Hes been what now? And he's now coming Back to where? And he's free? And this is because of Trump? You mean Andrew Tate the sex trafficker? So Trump is actually WORSE?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You know what would be awesome? Stephen Miller forgets to fill out his "what I did this week" #DOGE form and gets fired.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Todays #t-shirt of the day. Is it prolific? No. Is it a head turner? Not really. But when you get a chance to honor one of the great #xmen comic book covers in history and for only 10 bucks at #hottopic it makes its way into the collection. And yes I am a 45 year old dad who buys shirts at hot topic
Jim Lee X-men cover art T-shirt
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chellfire.bsky.social @chellfire.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Forget tariffs - at this point I would not be surprised if all of the US former allies put economic sanctions on our entire country due to the current administrations fraternization with Russia 😡😡😡
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It’s amazing that when we had babies we literally had to prep and tote around entire trailers (strollers) just to bear the entire weight of the STUFF we needed for one little being. By the time they hit like 8-10, we just need them and if they’re lucky to remember when it’s cold out, a coat. Funny.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A pollster came on CNN and said that a significant number of democrats are in favor of Trumps first month of office right now contributing to a positive approval rating. Something about change and crap. We all are in agreement here that something is CLEARLY amiss…right?
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That's all
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Anyone else concerned that our chief envoy in the US-Russia “negotiations” over the fate of Ukraine and with it US/European relations for what could be a generation is Marco bleeping Rubio.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The next in my #t-shirt collection series (hey it’s the winter!) a scene from the Akira manga, then used for the GREATEST anime ever made. Pretty sure this was a www.redbubble.com purchase. I do prefer Redbubble over TeePublic. The quality is slightly better but TeePublic runs so many more sales!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It’s a weird feeling knowing that you won’t ever hear “the president did something nice” as trivial as it might be for a looooooong time.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If BlueSky is any indicator 90% of sub-stack is now just blogs about how this is a coup or how Musk is a fascist…but somehow different? I’m assuming the other 10 percent is just pro Nazi stuff
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Elon Musk and Donald Trump look terrible in a hat. There are people who pull off wearing hats and people who don’t. They do not.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hate to be the turd in the punchbowl, but if you don’t think that Kanye’s swastika shirts, however many actually got bought up, aren’t going to be worth a lot of money on the secondary market at some point, then you greatly underestimate morbid curiosity
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I swam in the gulf of America. Somehow I came out with the bird flu, and some pale skinny guy name Zuckerberg swam up to me in an oversized T-shirt and stole all my info. I tried to complain, but the lifeguard who who wore a shirt that said “techbro” said it was cool. Then he kicked me In the nuts
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
One day I’m gonna make a starter pack, think I’ve finally made it quit my job and then my wife will divorce me. Are we sure BlueSky is good for American discourse?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ummmmm when a guy just decides to violate the orders of federal judges NOW can we like start impeachment proceedings? Isn’t violating a judges order at LEAST a misdemeanor?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just realized @alyankovic.bsky.social is on Bluesky. Bluesky, NOW you are official. NOW I give a poop. The world now seems…better
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When do you think #trump is gonna start imposing 25% tariffs on rap?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Think about this for a second…I genuinely have no idea if #trump actually made it to the #Superbowl there are no posts about him, there wasn’t any coverage of him, no shots of him. NOTHING. He was reduced to nothing. No circus sideshow. No weird posts. No “look at me” Just silence. That’s a win.
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