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Jarhead Pinknose

@das-gooch.bsky.social
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play here because it means elon musk dies a little. I’d rather get 5 likes laughing at my post than 1000 “serious” likes. ALL BLUE. 90s boy. history teacher. LGBTQ+ ally. Father of 2 All I want is to wear t-shirts, cargo shorts and Air Force 1s all day.

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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We're all in agreement that this headline just means one of the seven seals of the apocalypse certainly at least has a pretty sizable crack in it right? UFC fighting cage under construction on White House lawn
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When the top three trending words are #trump #ICE and #murder ya know things just might not be going well
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Don't worry this new MTG won't last long...I remember when Lauren Boebert said something I agreed with once...it was trippy
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
But they look so beat-upable
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Half the world is full of "not good guys". If it wasn't, we wouldn't have elected this guy in the first place. We would've elected "weird Al"...and all would be right with the world. This stupid stupid world.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
There's as likely to be a boycott of the World Cup as there is to be a boycott of breathing air. No one is gonna care enough about this to risk upsetting the World Cup. In fact there will be little to nothing done. We didn't care about Iraq and there were far LESS distractions back then!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I once smoked weed illegally in collage like 20 years ago...wanna bomb and extract me from my home next?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A WOMAN president?! How absurd. Leave the "very nice ladies" where they belong I guess...stealing peace prizes from hard working Americans who CLEARLY deserved it more. USA USA...usa...yay.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Maduro will just have to pay the 6 million dollar "get out of jail" fee like the rest of us. No special favors.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Pretty sure the whole "good Christian" thing set sail when a good many were first faced with THAT choice. Suddenly the King James Bible became "hey you do unto others...ehhhhh just not as I do"
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Pretty sure pornhub isn't supporting Trump.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Well he beat me, I can't tell The difference between Stephen miller and a hyena on my best days
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Is it weird, or just sad that I saw this, didn't even feign shock, shrugged and just moved on and forgot about it until now because, at this point it's not even the worst thing he's done today....it's weird huh?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"I see an elephant!" "Thats another 100 for you!" "Three in a row!"
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Why do I play fantasy football? Is it for the proverbial kick in the groin when Josh Allen underperforms two weeks straight in the fantasy playoffs ... is it for when I make a last minute switch that costs me the finals...someone tell me why?...it's the proverbial kick to the groin isn't it.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
People can sit in their underwear for all i care as long as the multi ton aluminum tube I'm strapped into that shoots me 35000 feet in the air for thousands of miles amd does things that might go along with the "laws" of "physics" but i still dont quite believe lands nice and safely ...
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I'm such a sucker for those "would you donate" things at cashiers prompts especially #petsmart and #petco. If one of them at Stop & Shop said "donate 2 dollars so our stock boy can go fight for Russia against the Ukraine", I KNOW it would be a bad idea...but then I'd feel guilty for not donating.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
They were talking about the player who grew up with the homemade ball field like it was this amazing thing...no that's just straight fucked up #worldseries
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My first gripe with playoff baseball, how did the Brewers not go with the stripes, the best unis in sports! #nlds #playoffbaseball
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm going to honor those words...time for me to turn a new leaf and start a hatin'!! Let's start with the trannies!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'll give it a thought...then I'll move on
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
the thought of such a bill made me smile...
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A couple of thoughts and prayers?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Calling this "political violence" is giving that Charlie Kirk WAY to much credit
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Nothing better than political insight from the guy who eats and reviews pizza all day and owns a website written by and for the lowest common denominators
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Maybe we had it all wrong... he actually just liked people who could whistle a tune and his reputation just got carried away
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Just write "I temporarily agree with nick fuentea" I think that's the proper English anyways
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Ok everybody STOP and ask honestly what does "cancel Culture Orwellian squelching of science" actually MEAN? what do those words when laid out paint a picture Of...because I have no f'in clue. Why doesn't someone actually ask "seriously...did you actually READ Orwell, or does it just sound cool?"
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm gonna get extremely excited when his job is taken over by AI "they first came for the customer service but I said nothing..."
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Well at least we know that we didn't destroy the Iranians...if we did THIS press conference wouldn't have happened
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm just hoping a tank runs out of gas, and the whole parade goes to shit
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
But aren't f-16's really loud?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
HISTORY? How about TODAY isn't kind to speaker Johnson
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Man nothing shakes me to the core more than the line "United States military authorities are..." cuz you KNOW it means something incompetent is about to happen
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Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I don't know you...but for those words you're a good good man
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Or "no particular offense"
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Yay....blue wave 2026...yay...y...ay...........
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I will believe it's in his honor too!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
But they released her, so Trump is now the compassionate one so back we go again, sold a bill of goods, tricked by the snake oil, love potion. It's ok if it's other people...they probably deserve it. Just NIMBY.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Our congress is feckless and refuse to break the emergency glass of government resistance , so our governors and state attorneys generals are the ones who will have to do the heavy lifting, take the hits and be the leaders. But at least Corey booker can stand for 24 hours...good on him!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Phew it's about TIME someone got on substack, bitched and moaned about the state of our country, wrote in inflammatory language like they were the next Thomas Paine and then advertised it 47372892 times on Bluesky! About TIME!
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
And the whole argument doesn't even make sense. Janitors aren't busboys. Good to know his logic is just as sharp today as it was 3 years ago in high school
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You know what ...that does rock. Especially if there really is a spaceballs 2
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Why was anyone looking up the price of a jacket you were wearing? What kind of conversation would lead to that...? There's a lot of hmmmms in this
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Meh the Vance one is a LITTLE funny...I would've gone with "Les miserables? Sounds like "I'm gonna find this TRES miserables" ...but that would've probably gotten worse traction then "you never thanked us for Ukraine" I've learned to never piss off theater people. They're a touchy bunch
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I have 800 followers and I DID feel like a bluesky warlord until you ripped off both my arms and beat me with them like a mortal Kombat fatality... ...thanks for that
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hmm that's normal.
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It becomes hard to "win the war" when you make an extreme argument that doesn't hold water, and in fact can have a negative impact. The implication that beating a woman doesn't have the same shock on society as two men kissing I don't think sends the message you want to equivocate. Am i wrong?
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Jarhead Pinknose @das-gooch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Listen im an ally through and through, and I GET and sort of appreciate the shock and awe idea but in the Western world at least...does it? Does this really happen? This feels a little strawmanish to me. Now outside the western world absolutely...but is that REALLY the target? That's not the pic...
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