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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one)

@darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social
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She/her. I make the rockin' world go round and Sir Mix-a-Lot weep with joy. Not a bot. Of course, that's exactly what a bot *would* say.

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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Paul, with respect, I think you went too far with this. I don't code with AI. It is a deliberate choice. Others on my team use it and I can see ways it has made our codebase worse. When I try to raise the issue I'm just told "well, we just have to adapt to new ways of working",
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ma'am, time to call a mulligan on that marriage and throw the whole man out.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"It is your memento moron: no matter how smart and excellent, remember that you, too, will fuck up." - Kory Stamper, "Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries"
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this true, @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social?
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Lawrence Schimel @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the more-infamous pieces of art created from material sourced from my dad's going-out-of-business #vintage #jewelry parts warehouse in NYC cjssales.com is this Swarovski-encrusted model made for an endocrinologist: The Family Jewels. 😂😂
A metal representation of the male endocrinology system, including kidneys, bladder and genitals, all encrusted with multicolored Swarovski crystals, on a base likewise encrusted with crystals and silver letters spelling out:

THE FAMILY JEWELS
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Meanwhile in "this entire fucking series of meetings could have been a Slack post"...
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saw a Cybertruck painted army green while driving around town. Friend, there is no paint choice that is going to hide the ugly of that car.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the beautiful things about English is that we gleefully grab words from other languages and declare "ours now, bitches!" and I see no reason we shouldn't do that with dialects not our own as well. tl;dr; Y'all for all!
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bless her heart (complimentary).
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saw "Coyote vs. Acme" today and now I want a whole series set in the Acme warehouse.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I leave my bra out on 9/25 do you think Miss Dolly will fill it with candy?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/08/2026
everything is so stupid and embarrassing all the time
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not actually sorry, tbh.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone's talk about Tim Curry as Dr Frank-N-Furter or Wadsworth the butler. And those are great performances! But let's all take a moment to remember his magnificent scenery-chewing as the villain Gaal on the short-lived sci-fi series "Earth 2".
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'ALL. The next name in the Atlantic hurricane list for the 2026 season is Dolly. What fucking hack is in charge of writing reality at this point??? (Hurricane name list: www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane...)
accuweather.com
2026 Atlantic hurricane names: What will storms be called this year?
The Atlantic hurricane season is ramping up. Here are the 21 names that meteorologists will use to name storms in 2026.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Internet, you know what to do!
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026
if you're in line to donate money to the Imagination Library, please stay in line
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sitting here listening to "I Will Always Love You" and sobbing.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This requires an official national day of mourning. Rest easy, Miss Dolly. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
nbcnews.com
Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80
Her death came after in May 2026 she announced she was canceling a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is equivalent in number to ICE arresting just shy of the entire city of Galveston TX in a single month.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
QED. Trust me, I'm a doctor!
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most off the top of my head. 1. Lousy Smarch weather. 2. It's a perfectly cromulent word. 3. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 4. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch...uh oh. 5. I am so smart! S M R T! I mean, S M A R T!
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GEE, WHATEVER COULD GO WRONG. 😐
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Katie Herrmann @katieherrmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of the best things about my genius is that it knows some bounds.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This random animal generator is both mesmerizing and horrifying. I just got "pink furred camel that can fly" and, no. Just no. wheelofnames.com/6ka-hkw
wheelofnames.com
Wheel of Names
Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why are none of the adults in "Spidey and his Amazing Friends" ever concerned about the fact that there are what are obviously literal children running around in superhero costumes fighting bumbling "villains" and causing massive property destruction?
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've heard of crashing out but this takes it to a whole new level.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
FUND SCIENCE FUND SCIENCE FUND SCIENCE
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have had a multi-email thread over which cost center should be charged for a $5 pair of scissors. Torture via reimbursement software should be covered under the Geneva Conventions.
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
SQUEEEEEEE
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
yall ready for this [plays the Imperial March on a slide whistle]
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"'Today the voters in Clacton have stuck up two fingers to the entire political establishment,' Farage said." My dude, your biggest competition (who got 27% of the vote!) was a guy with a garbage can on his head. We're not exactly talking about the Mandate of Heaven here.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A staggering amount of vital software (government, military, finance) around the world is written in a 50+ year old language, runs on decades-old hardware, and has a dropping number of devs who know how to modify it. Ever wondered why two apps can't just talk to each other? Because COBOL.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The eternal struggle.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've never been popular and see no reason to start at this point in my life.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your password must include at least one ibis, one anhk, and one reed.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm just too damn stubborn to let The Horrors win.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Meryl Streep & Jennifer Lopez: Standing Ovation
Alt: Meryl Streep and Jennifer Lopez in an awards show crowd giving a standing ovation.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song ME: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I feel like there's a late-stage capitalism metaphor in here somewhere.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jeez, the dresses aren't *that* bad. ...I'll see myself out.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just went to make a phone call and started typing the numbers into my calculator, in case you're wondering how my day is going.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Overhead a couple while getting gas this morning. Him: What's your rewards number? Her: (rattles off a number with several zeroes, which she says as "O") Him: I don't see any "O", just a zero. Her, after a looooong pause: It is TOO EARLY for this.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ah, enshittification. I have a HELOC. Used to be able to pay the annual fee online, like any other bill. Now, due to a system "upgrade" it requires a phone call that took 14 minutes and included 10 different ID verification questions.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is going to make me all shouty again, because YES THIS IS THE POINT OF HAVING A SOCIETY. WE DON'T ALL NEED THE SAME THINGS BUT WE ALL GET WHAT WE NEED AND THAT BENEFITS US ALL IN THE END.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only worth it if it's made from 100% free range organic Hello Kitties.
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
....huh.
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