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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal)

@darthel.bsky.social
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Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!

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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We Sith have a bit of a fatherly complex: Donalds father drove his brother into suicide & him to be a pathological attention grabber, victimhood projector and liar. My drove me to faking a genius. Luke Skywalker growing up without a father wasn’t that bad after all … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If only my Optimus clone warrior army was ready already. Human soldiers with conscience caring for family, friends, comrades & neighbors are just no reliable slave soldiers. Now that my illusions are falling apart … #Dogie #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’ll make your leader my duke …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My supercorps already own most of your pathetic economy, why should I attack the UK?
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Remember Yugoslavia after Tito‘s death? US needed 10 years to trigger the Balkan wars. ‚Leaders‘ on all sides had Fullbright ‚education‘ in the US. Finally you dropping Uranium enriched bombs on the capital. And you thought to be ‚the good empire‘? The dark side of the force has always been … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
To much credit for acolyte Trump.Told him he can be like golden British emperor George III and prevent the Declaration of Independence. His only skill to use the force is simple trigger illusions for the uneducated masses. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Made sure Mars is excluded from the tariff list #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I want you to panick! #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
People still believe the illusion my numbers. Got no idea how I shift registrations, sales, revenues, profits in the pod racer business. Got no governance. Wait until German march registrations are out. Where manufacturer registrations tricks split-out. >-70% YoY & YtD. @sethabramson.bsky.social
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
With the insurrection act in place, I'll execute Order 65. JD has couched to broad ambitions, the Sith have a seat & rule of one ...
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
At least I, NSA, CIA, FBI, Darth Putin & Darth Xi can't be surprised by anything coming out of acolyte Donalds national security council anymore. Didn't even need to complete order 66 on my starlinks & systems installed ... #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You still don't see my secret Sith master's plan of poisoning humanity with US made drugs & food. Easiest solution to the planets overpopulation crisis as modelled by my Grok artifical unintelligence assistant. #FDAFirings #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Sneaky. G6 just became G5+ without us even realizing we’re not welcome any more! #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Since I couldn’t match the Sith style of Hollywood or the SS style of past fascists I opted for the nerd version…
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My plan to eliminate fraud & abuse rests on Wisconsin. I need to complete takeover of the old Republic to uphold my Pozi schemes, eliminate fraudulent, faulty humanity & make the galactic empire great again starting with my robots self-replicating on Mars. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You still don’t understand why I needed to buy your old republic? My empire of lies &I Illusions was about to implode anyway. Your prosecuting deep state helplings were on my heels for my illegal crimes. There was & is never any going back on two feet … @joniaskola.bsky.social #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I force you to redo your video on Ponzi schemes. The ones I‘m running are of planetary destruction scale. Deserves more than a honorific mention? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Wallstreet bribed a bail-out 15 years ago. My bigger bubble of lies & Illusions needed a takeover to go on a bit longer … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Less a human shield. More a drunk-driver as my spies learned on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/dart...
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This meme was mine days ago. You’ll pay for that leak …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Got inspired by Romania‘s Gypsie bridal markets. The only people apart from me who fully understood the population bomb. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn. Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yep. Don’t drink & destroy-kill so in his girl friends home without your wife driving …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Underestimating Sith Lord strength by illusion. Goebbels didn’t own Hitler, he was a tool … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Time to track those down which still can receive analogue radio casts … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Don’t understand why acolyte Hegseth would already need a human shield in those meetings? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My genius 20 Bn. overpay fraud to manipulate you with more illusions… #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Busy flodding the zone with dark force to distract you. You still take me literally, don’t you see every word is an illusion to us? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Bow to the power of my illusions! The myth of a genius amplified via the platform I own. You guys have been prepared for this by believing in your NASDAQ bubble, worthless 401ks & anything else minor Finance & Digital Sith Lords built to enslave you. Your doddering old senate bought since Reagan…
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Old Sith rule of one: Impeach minor acolytes & only fully reveal after when digital order 66 is completed. Not sure whether I’ll need 65 though, only if sly Vance became emperor he’d be powerful enough to challenge! #Gaga #Order66
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
My #DOGIE also doesn't obey to any rules or inventions that enabled modern human society. Why should we if want you to return to dark caves anyway? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Just was reminded to replace the old unions presidential seal for my Dark Sith icon on the force one cruiser … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Any alien who still has ops in our empire: Sell & flee. We‘ll take it (down) anyway…
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Don’t reveal prematurely what @darthputinkgb.bsky.social really needed with the so called blacksea ceasefire deal to increase arms production. Some in the old republic may see how much we dupe them with the illusion of peace. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Indigenous resistance final figured out they can shut-down the operating system I’m building my Death Star platform on. No need for an x-wing blaster hitting the oval point of weakness … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
… as a last resort. Germany did the same in lease than a month on Gazprom Germania when putting invaded Ukraine. What can be done on physical infrastructure can be done on digital since all servers running services had to be in Europe anyway. Plenty more options on discriminatory Vat etc etc
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Not exactly. Short term, Europe is depending on big cloud platforms for a lot of services. But they have plenty of other options. Blocking new business. Fining up to 30% of global (!) revenues because bigtech technically violates their DSA, DMA & GDPR acts. Putting everything under state admin…
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Follow the money you fools. I long bought most of you so called democrats. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My Muskrat Storm Troopers just detected infiltration by Jeffrey Goldberg!
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My Muskrat storm troopers at work. Whilst you hade the illusion is was hiding, I built the 2nd of many Clone armies. Optimi including order 66 also on the death starlinks next. #Order66 #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Nafo has been compromised. Got all of your x & bsky logins, phone numbers, device identifiers, matching this to all of your private & professional digital life …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
99.9% of US citizens, 99% of Europeans with a smartphone & most of Nafo don’t follow the advice pinned to my profile here on a thread like e.g. anonymous mail aliases per platform for login names …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Your to smart. Got you. You need to start fresh: bsky.app/profile/dart...
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Those 10% are lucky. The others will loose all ETF in a NASDAQ valuation bubble implosion. You still don’t see we had to take the US state to orchestrate one last temporary bailout for me & fellow tech billionaire dark Sith Lords? Blissfully ignorant to my illusions! @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Little acolyte JD the only one smart enough in this moron amateur regime to hide his digital traces as good as I. All others are as easy prey for commercial & political hackers as you are! Have a read on the post I did 10 min ago to start climbing down the privacy & security rabbit hole …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If only those acolyte morons would have followed the privacy instructions for the rebel resistance pinned to my profile as a thread. Hear my mad dark laughter about this irony ringing in your ears? #Gaga #Signalgate @briantylercohen.bsky.social @spiegel.de
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@kajakallas.bsky.social you biggest risk stems from my digital platform empire. You‘ve put complacent trust in the old republic …
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