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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal)

@darthel.bsky.social
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Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!

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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We Sith have a bit of a fatherly complex: Donalds father drove his brother into suicide & him to be a pathological attention grabber, victimhood projector and liar. My drove me to faking a genius. Luke Skywalker growing up without a father wasn’t that bad after all … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If only my Optimus clone warrior army was ready already. Human soldiers with conscience caring for family, friends, comrades & neighbors are just no reliable slave soldiers. Now that my illusions are falling apart … #Dogie #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Made sure Mars is excluded from the tariff list #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I want you to panick! #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
People still believe the illusion my numbers. Got no idea how I shift registrations, sales, revenues, profits in the pod racer business. Got no governance. Wait until German march registrations are out. Where manufacturer registrations tricks split-out. >-70% YoY & YtD. @sethabramson.bsky.social
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
With the insurrection act in place, I'll execute Order 65. JD has couched to broad ambitions, the Sith have a seat & rule of one ...
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
At least I, NSA, CIA, FBI, Darth Putin & Darth Xi can't be surprised by anything coming out of acolyte Donalds national security council anymore. Didn't even need to complete order 66 on my starlinks & systems installed ... #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You still don't see my secret Sith master's plan of poisoning humanity with US made drugs & food. Easiest solution to the planets overpopulation crisis as modelled by my Grok artifical unintelligence assistant. #FDAFirings #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Sneaky. G6 just became G5+ without us even realizing we’re not welcome any more! #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My plan to eliminate fraud & abuse rests on Wisconsin. I need to complete takeover of the old Republic to uphold my Pozi schemes, eliminate fraudulent, faulty humanity & make the galactic empire great again starting with my robots self-replicating on Mars. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You still don’t understand why I needed to buy your old republic? My empire of lies &I Illusions was about to implode anyway. Your prosecuting deep state helplings were on my heels for my illegal crimes. There was & is never any going back on two feet … @joniaskola.bsky.social #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Wallstreet bribed a bail-out 15 years ago. My bigger bubble of lies & Illusions needed a takeover to go on a bit longer … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Got inspired by Romania‘s Gypsie bridal markets. The only people apart from me who fully understood the population bomb. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn. Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Don’t understand why acolyte Hegseth would already need a human shield in those meetings? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My genius 20 Bn. overpay fraud to manipulate you with more illusions… #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Busy flodding the zone with dark force to distract you. You still take me literally, don’t you see every word is an illusion to us? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Old Sith rule of one: Impeach minor acolytes & only fully reveal after when digital order 66 is completed. Not sure whether I’ll need 65 though, only if sly Vance became emperor he’d be powerful enough to challenge! #Gaga #Order66
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
My #DOGIE also doesn't obey to any rules or inventions that enabled modern human society. Why should we if want you to return to dark caves anyway? #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Just was reminded to replace the old unions presidential seal for my Dark Sith icon on the force one cruiser … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Any alien who still has ops in our empire: Sell & flee. We‘ll take it (down) anyway…
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Indigenous resistance final figured out they can shut-down the operating system I’m building my Death Star platform on. No need for an x-wing blaster hitting the oval point of weakness … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My Muskrat Storm Troopers just detected infiltration by Jeffrey Goldberg!
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If only those acolyte morons would have followed the privacy instructions for the rebel resistance pinned to my profile as a thread. Hear my mad dark laughter about this irony ringing in your ears? #Gaga #Signalgate @briantylercohen.bsky.social @spiegel.de
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My digital Sith acolytes disappoint: #Gaga
Star Wars meme on Hegseth
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I, Darth Elon Musk, just raided your planet's doomsday seed vault. The destruction of your ecosystems is now assured, I’m taking your means to recover. #Dogie #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Power Games of Our Dark Rule: Apologise for speaking the truth. Pay or settle a fine for irritating us. Apologise for still being alive as a nation. And you still don’t even fight back & resist … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
You call it information. Alternative facts. I call it the dark force of illusion. Useful fools can be manipulated easily by a Dark Master. Your vanity & made-up storytelling identity are your biggest weaknesses. I pray for you. Amen. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Dark Sith Lords & Dictators can only be countered with the force of a blaster. If resistance learns from that example, I'll not be able to take out young females jedi like Jess. Aber & soon AOC that easily anyore ... #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Acolyte Vance starting a war on Europe over Greenland. Right from the Sith playbook of generating alien enemies to distract & divide. Only the blast(er) or lightsaber of a Jedi can save you now. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you think, you can appease the Sith in Greenland … #Gaga #Resist
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you investigate Russian Connections as Jessica Aber did, we‘ll find you easily…. #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You’re all going to die soon. Humanity is a virus which we Sith will cure this planet from! #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Marc was right. Religion is opium for the masses. Putin praying Trump is our highest Sith dark force of illusion & manipulation of useful vain assets & fools! youtu.be/6sQf5xfjH9M?...
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When Putin Prayed for Trump | True Story
YouTube video by INDICnewsshorts
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Don’t call me Robber baron. Call me your dark lord. @rbreich.bsky.social #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
#TrumpDumb + #TrumpPump = #TrumpDump
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Just learned rebels resist & cut cables from my Tesla pod superchargers, forming swastika sun crosses on the ground with them. Haven’t hit them hard enough yet if they still don’t sell to precious metal for eggs … #TeslaTakedown
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Online rebels even figured out more of my pain points & true value. Made the money from government subsidies, leasing, charging & illusions on the future. Not new car sales: youtu.be/k9kmK0St9Jg?...
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The Tesla Backlash Is Biblical
YouTube video by Atrioc
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Good luck on finding enough blast(ers) for your revolution. The wheel doesn’t stop unless it’s broken…
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Naive rebels. Told you how to avoid tracking here on my pinned profile! That it’s owned by me & Darth Jeff. But your vanity …
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Indigenous rebels just revealed plans of a new transatlantic federation. Where they even might treat people more fairly & try to live sustainably. I need to crush the plans of the blue Jedi as long as they are still weak & blinded by my illusions! #Gaga @ec.europa.eu
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
German Tesla drivers resist my recurring charging revenues. In style. Darth Adolfs SS stormtroopers also had more style than T-Shirts of my doge acolytes. Embarrassing nerds & jerks! French & Italians at least would know how to suit a fascista coup … #Gaga #TeslaTakeOver #DOGIE #3E #Resist
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Guess their credit is never going to drop I will always resist leaving the oval which is now mine on 2 feet. #Gaga @karaswisher.bsky.social
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I‘d be happy to donate my ancestral home town of Königsberg to anyone who blasts @darthputinkgb.bsky.social! The Sith have a rule of one. #Gaga #Kaliningrad
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Preparing to gold-plate all cybertrucks to make them resist more! #Gaga #Trumpcession
Graphic showing Swiss gold exports to US exploding to to recession fears. Same for Australia btw.
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Blinded, corrupted & doddering you are to cave! #.Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Safer for you to flee! Never ever visit again, young rebel! #Gaga @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Indigenous Rebels forming an Alliance I can’t crush yet. Only delay … @volteuropa.org @greens-efa.eu
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Comprise is the illusion of the weak & blind … #Gaga
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Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal) @darthel.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A young female would have been a more worthy enemy than Walz. Only the blast(er) … #Gaga
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