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Darth Binky

@darthbinky.bsky.social
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Doomed are the poor Doomed are the peaceful Doomed are the meek Doomed are the merciful For the word is now death And the word is now without light The new beatitude Fuck the doomed, you're on your own

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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20h
And like… he’s not even right about the history. Outside big cities like Boston and NYC, police didn’t really exist. Until the early 1900s.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20h
Wait… you’re not an elf? Well, fuck.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20h
And the Department of War isn’t a real thing. So it’s just a total waste of money.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20h
I mean… it’s not EXACTLY the same… everything is smaller and more expensive now.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve been done with the GOP since right around when I got out of the army 20 years ago.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah as long as Tesla stock remains hovering around 400/share, I will never be convinced that what you said isn't true.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember that time that Collins let Trump off the hook at impeachment, and then she went on tv and said he "learned a very big lesson" at the very same time Trump was doing a rally where he declared that he did nothing wrong and was going to get revenge?
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Chris Farley's Awesome Reaction
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tell me you don't know what socialism is without saying "I don't know what socialism is". Your turn, JD.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is your daily reminder that Elon Musk did not create PayPal or Tesla. He has never actually invented anything of his own; using seed money from his rich parents, he got lucky on the internet in the 90s and used his winnings to buy other peoples’ ideas and take credit for them.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So what you’re saying is the stock market is bullshit that makes no sense?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But super in this context doesn’t actually mean anything. Artificial does; it is artificial, meaning created by humans. So how is “SI” more accurate? I mean… technically it’s not actually “intelligence” either but it sorta imitates it. I really shouldn’t overthink this. The guy’s a moron.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite part of his story is when Columbus, in one of his letters defending his mistreatment of Spanish settlers, complains that it’s BS that he wasn’t getting a cut when 9 year old girls were being sold and each was more valuable than a large farm. Stay classy, Columbus!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When all else fails, accuse democrats of wanting to raise taxes. The formula always stays the same.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the sad part is that it’s still gonna be a close election, even though it really shouldn’t be.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadly, no.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Even in the Snyder cut (which was just awful), Darkseid wasn’t the villain any more than Palpatine was in The Empire Strikes Back.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ouch. Why you gotta call me out like that?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As an atheist, my favorite part of the bible is Matthew 6… where Jesus is quoted as telling everyone to pray at home in private and not make big public shows of piety.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Throw cheap looking gold shit on the walls behind him and yeah, it’s right on the nose.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He was a navy pilot; the navy didn’t have b52s. He mostly flew A-4 fighters.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m gonna be “that guy”… There actually were tariffs under Biden; there are under every president. In 2024 for example, Biden slapped China with rather high tariffs. But nobody has ever really wielded tariffs the arbitrary and stupid way Trump does. bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefing-roo...
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FACT SHEET: President Biden Takes Action to Protect American Workers and Businesses from China’s Unfair Trade Practices | The White House
President Biden’s economic plan is supporting investments and creating good jobs in key sectors that are vital for America’s economic future and national
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Land Before Time!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s only a misdemeanor if you’re actually caught in the act of entering illegally and it’s your first offense. Otherwise it’s a civil violation; it’s essentially a parking ticket.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What happens if I don’t take a deep breath?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear Prudence by Siouxsie and the Banshees.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
French Polynesia?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He has poll numbers eerily similar to Sarah Gideon, who lost to Collins six years ago. Polls don’t determine who wins.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Vote for my political party or I’m going to let you get murdered” is a hell of a campaign slogan.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The one I saw had footage of him from one of his own idiotic rallies, with voiceover bragging about how he’s going to beat communism. In what way is that “promoting the USA?”
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmm this polonium soup is delicious Elon! You have to give me your recipe!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you didn’t stay cool that summer then the covenant is broken. You can change.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife got a similar costume and even got special eels to attach to her arms because… Ursula gots to have her eels!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s not true. Opening the Dachau camp was one of the very first things he did. Except the first inmates were leftists.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So when is Congress going to bring up that the president has no authority to change the department of defense’s name (Congress has that authority), and is wasting taxpayer money with this shit?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basically any of the sludge put out by Daily Wire and/or Angel studios.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I assume you mean the 1915 one… There was a second one a decade ago about Nat Turner and his unsuccessful slave revolt. Although it does have armie hammer and he’s… not awesome.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, yeah, that’s what happened right after WW1 as well. The Nazis were super popular with young men for exactly this reason. In fact Hitler invaded Austria because Austria tried to hold an election to reject annexation - and banned young men from voting since they were usually Nazis.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Around the time I was born there was this bad horror movie called Squirm. It was about some land getting struck by lightning or something, and earthworms becoming carnivorous. That stuck with me for a real long time.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He reminds me of people in the Matrix who are in the pods and haven’t been in the sun… well… ever… and their bodies are atrophied.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doesn’t seem like a dirtbag to me.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Face, meet Sweet Lady Elbow.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Robert Redford Agreed: Nod & Smirk
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Never interrupt your opponent when he’s making a mistake.” (Attributed to Napoleon)
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Give me money!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah the same teachers who get screamed at by parents for giving their precious little angel that D they earned are going to stick their necks out like that.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds pretty good. Approved!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s on it?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah it’s generally called “state capitalism”. Capitalist but the government plays a heavy role in who gets to be in the capitalist class.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
China hasn’t been communist since Deng’s reforms in the 1970s. They have corporations, hyper wealthy CEOs, and a stock market. It’s “state capitalism”, not communism.
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