Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 8hYup. 48 year old dude and I’m suddenly obsessed with Olivia Rodrigo’s music. “Drop dead” won me over. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only) 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why does a tower in DC need snipers and war drones if not to kill Americans? 021
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Told her that Kash Patel will allow her in the FBI but she might have to perform sexual favors… 020
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is your daily reminder that Elon Musk did not found Tesla or PayPal. He’s never actually created anything of his own, he buys other people’s ideas and takes credit for them. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My closest approximation of a caipirinha. Delicious. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anything can be a pillow if you are imaginative enough. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just walked into my living room to this scene. My dog needs an intervention. 020
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Regardless of your views of the military, this is super insulting. I say this as an army vet. Not only is he a draft dodger, but an Army uniform tells a story. Everything means something and tells what the soldier did, where they went, how long they served. This makes a mockery of that story. 130
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is your daily reminder that presidential executive orders are not laws. They are guidelines for the executive branch of the federal government. 020
Reposted by Darth BinkyJimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13498201832
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Google Maps has gone along with president dipshit’s non-legal renaming of Lake Ontario to “lake America”. Seriously. Fuck Google. 120
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Good people like Tim Curry and Dolly Parton dying before a certain other, evil 80 year old prove god doesn’t exist. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Really cool living next to Maine so that radio and tv are blanketed with ad after ad after ad paid for by PACs I’ve never heard of complaining about “outside dark money” pumping out lots of Jackson ads. Kinda feels like Collins is telling on herself, because I never see Jackson ads. 110
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Never forget that your odds of being killed by a cow are low… but never zero. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Went camping this week and ran across this gorgeous spider just chillin’ at the place where they sold firewood. Her body was probably two inches head to tail. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Hi! I’m a middle aged woman who was doing about 40 mph in a school zone, ran a red light, and t-boned a car.” 071
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today I learned that our glorious, very smart president doesn’t know how umbrellas work.static.klipy.comDonald Trump Struggles with Umbrella Boarding Air Force OneAlt: Clip of Donald Trump trying to enter Air Force One with an umbrella but cannot get it through the door so he drops it and walks inside, leaving the open umbrella to roll around in the wind. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Am I missing something here? Is this Johnny Depp “Ebenezer” movie a prequel to A Christmas Carol? Why does ACC need a prequel? A major part of the story is him going back in time and reliving his past… so now we need the backstory? How does that make any sense? 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is our other dog, Sophie. Also known as “Sopherdoodle” or “Murderhound”. Her passions include eating, sleeping, singing, and mercilessly slaughtering small animals. She’s pretty cool too. Unless you’re a small animal. 110
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is Professor Billiam von Doggenstein, also known as “Bill”. He has three legs and he’s kinda dumb. But I like him anyway. 110
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026All the teams I liked lost but I'm cool with España taking it.static.klipy.comWaving Spain FlagALT: Waving Spain Flag 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Do I have this right? Democrats cheated in the 2020 election, when Trump was president and GOP had congress. Then in 2024 when Biden was president, with the power of the federal government behind him, the democrats didn’t cheat and stop Trump from winning? Make it make sense. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I used to live in the green building in the right corner. This could’ve been right in front of my home. My own government murdering someone for no reason in front of his family. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Remember, you’re not allowed to say bad things about a dead person unless that person was someone that Trump didn’t like. Then the sky’s the limit! 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Keep an eye on the goal on the right side of the screen. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trumpists are weirdly surprised that jus soli (aka “birthright citizenship”) was upheld in the Supreme Court like it’s something new. It’s not. It was literally part of English common law, codified in the 1608 Calvin’s Case. It was always part of US law since then. /1 100
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Conversation we just had. Her: “he got a red card for that?” Me: “yup.” Her: “even though it was an accident.” Me: “yup.” Her: “fuck this, I’m done with soccer.” 220
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Turns out the Johnny Silverhand is actually not bad. 020
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2026One thing I like about lot about the Copa Mundial is that you get to hear all these national anthems that sound like we’re about to go on an adventure to kill a dragon with some dwarves. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Today I learned that in Spanish, an “own goal” in soccer is “autogol”, or “gol en contra” in Latin America. A least some good came out of this World Cup. 000
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Kinda depressed doing all this genealogy stuff and reading about the hundreds of different types of apples that we don’t have as options anymore because grocery corporations decided we only need a handful of types that they’ve decided are profitable. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Remember those times Obama and Biden tried to shut down Fox News for endlessly saying bad things about them? Oh right. You don’t. Because that never happened. 020
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Some random person on the other side of the river behind my house started firing off fireworks and I couldn’t figure out why. And almost immediately was like “wait… did he finally die???” Sadly, he did not. It’s probably for Patriots Day, which is a holiday in Maine and Massachusetts. 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Out on the highway and up in the air Everyone else is going somewhere they're going nowhere and I'll be there too I might as well go under with you I wanna sink to the bottom with you the ocean is big and blue I just wanna sink to the bottom with you 010
Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Having a big protest that can be easily ignored and forgotten is one thing but have you ever considered a general strike? 010