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Darth Binky

@darthbinky.bsky.social
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Doomed are the poor Doomed are the peaceful Doomed are the meek Doomed are the merciful For the word is now death And the word is now without light The new beatitude Fuck the doomed, you're on your own

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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 8h
Yup. 48 year old dude and I’m suddenly obsessed with Olivia Rodrigo’s music. “Drop dead” won me over.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's true. gimme dem eggzes!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does a tower in DC need snipers and war drones if not to kill Americans?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah the Washington commanders are dumb.
Two dogs looking annoyed with the Washington-Dallas NFL game on a tv in the background.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Told her that Kash Patel will allow her in the FBI but she might have to perform sexual favors…
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is your daily reminder that Elon Musk did not found Tesla or PayPal. He’s never actually created anything of his own, he buys other people’s ideas and takes credit for them.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welcome to “pay attention to me” time.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My closest approximation of a caipirinha. Delicious.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yep… just a lazy, layin on the floor kinda day.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anything can be a pillow if you are imaginative enough.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just walked into my living room to this scene. My dog needs an intervention.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Regardless of your views of the military, this is super insulting. I say this as an army vet. Not only is he a draft dodger, but an Army uniform tells a story. Everything means something and tells what the soldier did, where they went, how long they served. This makes a mockery of that story.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is your daily reminder that presidential executive orders are not laws. They are guidelines for the executive branch of the federal government.
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google Maps has gone along with president dipshit’s non-legal renaming of Lake Ontario to “lake America”. Seriously. Fuck Google.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Daily reminder: executive orders ARE NOT LAWS.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good people like Tim Curry and Dolly Parton dying before a certain other, evil 80 year old prove god doesn’t exist.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Really cool living next to Maine so that radio and tv are blanketed with ad after ad after ad paid for by PACs I’ve never heard of complaining about “outside dark money” pumping out lots of Jackson ads. Kinda feels like Collins is telling on herself, because I never see Jackson ads.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wut?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Never forget that your odds of being killed by a cow are low… but never zero.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Went camping this week and ran across this gorgeous spider just chillin’ at the place where they sold firewood. Her body was probably two inches head to tail.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Hi! I’m a middle aged woman who was doing about 40 mph in a school zone, ran a red light, and t-boned a car.”
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For me it’s 1, 3, 2.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today I learned that our glorious, very smart president doesn’t know how umbrellas work.
static.klipy.com
Donald Trump Struggles with Umbrella Boarding Air Force One
Alt: Clip of Donald Trump trying to enter Air Force One with an umbrella but cannot get it through the door so he drops it and walks inside, leaving the open umbrella to roll around in the wind.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Am I missing something here? Is this Johnny Depp “Ebenezer” movie a prequel to A Christmas Carol? Why does ACC need a prequel? A major part of the story is him going back in time and reliving his past… so now we need the backstory? How does that make any sense?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is our other dog, Sophie. Also known as “Sopherdoodle” or “Murderhound”. Her passions include eating, sleeping, singing, and mercilessly slaughtering small animals. She’s pretty cool too. Unless you’re a small animal.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is Professor Billiam von Doggenstein, also known as “Bill”. He has three legs and he’s kinda dumb. But I like him anyway.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All the teams I liked lost but I'm cool with España taking it.
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Waving Spain Flag
ALT: Waving Spain Flag
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Do I have this right? Democrats cheated in the 2020 election, when Trump was president and GOP had congress. Then in 2024 when Biden was president, with the power of the federal government behind him, the democrats didn’t cheat and stop Trump from winning? Make it make sense.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I used to live in the green building in the right corner. This could’ve been right in front of my home. My own government murdering someone for no reason in front of his family.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remember, you’re not allowed to say bad things about a dead person unless that person was someone that Trump didn’t like. Then the sky’s the limit!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hopp Schwiiz!
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Keep an eye on the goal on the right side of the screen.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tryin to sleep over here…
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trumpists are weirdly surprised that jus soli (aka “birthright citizenship”) was upheld in the Supreme Court like it’s something new. It’s not. It was literally part of English common law, codified in the 1608 Calvin’s Case. It was always part of US law since then. /1
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Conversation we just had. Her: “he got a red card for that?” Me: “yup.” Her: “even though it was an accident.” Me: “yup.” Her: “fuck this, I’m done with soccer.”
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Turns out the Johnny Silverhand is actually not bad.
A hand holding a “Johnny Silverhand” cocktail based on the one of the same name from the video game Cyberpunk 2077.

The cocktail is an Old Fashioned made with tequila, plus a splash of Mexican beer and a chili garnish.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
One thing I like about lot about the Copa Mundial is that you get to hear all these national anthems that sound like we’re about to go on an adventure to kill a dragon with some dwarves.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Today I learned that in Spanish, an “own goal” in soccer is “autogol”, or “gol en contra” in Latin America. A least some good came out of this World Cup.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Kinda depressed doing all this genealogy stuff and reading about the hundreds of different types of apples that we don’t have as options anymore because grocery corporations decided we only need a handful of types that they’ve decided are profitable.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Remember those times Obama and Biden tried to shut down Fox News for endlessly saying bad things about them? Oh right. You don’t. Because that never happened.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Some random person on the other side of the river behind my house started firing off fireworks and I couldn’t figure out why. And almost immediately was like “wait… did he finally die???” Sadly, he did not. It’s probably for Patriots Day, which is a holiday in Maine and Massachusetts.
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Out on the highway and up in the air Everyone else is going somewhere they're going nowhere and I'll be there too I might as well go under with you I wanna sink to the bottom with you the ocean is big and blue I just wanna sink to the bottom with you
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I miss Mitch Hedberg
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Having a big protest that can be easily ignored and forgotten is one thing but have you ever considered a general strike?
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Darth Binky @darthbinky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I may have ordered this a bit late…
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