iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 4h

And here I thought I'm the last person to find out about this 💀

010

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 4h

No no, I want everyone to know I'm cheap

010

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 4h

It's a knockoff carrying bag and the suit inside isn't Balmain loooool

110

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 5h

why am I only now realizing that you can just do this instead of carrying your suit throughout the airport

A late-30s bearded bespectacled man wearing all-black clothes at an airport. His suit hanger is hanging off his backpack strap

A close-up of the suit hanger on his backpack

3650

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 8h

Perfect, put them on and I'll take pics of ya 🤗

100

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 15h

bolding going where no one has gone before, and all that

050

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 15h

I have seen clips of muppets and I'm intrigued

010

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 15h

let's first hope I don't have a roommate lmao

020

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 15h

I- I haven't caught up after Season 2 and I have CLEARLY BEEN MISSING OUT

130

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h

at least there will new hotel lighting to check out so....

1270

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 18h

you being discombobulated by me in bed is exactly where I want you tho

050

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 19h

WORF: Captain, we appear to be heading straight for a wyrmhole PICARD: don't you mean a wormh- [space dragon screeches in surprise]

4461

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 19h

loooool alas, i won't buy another one until I've put all the ones I currently have to...good use

010

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 19h

No no, I think the latter fits very well

110

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 20h

It could also stand for Extremely Cute, idk

110

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 20h

won't be long before I think the EC in your name stands for Executive Committee

100

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 20h

used the words "seamless business continuity" in an email today, I am truly lost to the dark side

6480

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Update: just got the results from the second exam, I passed that too. Time to reward myself with an ✨unnecessary purchase✨

3510

Reposted by darthazius

мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No one is coming to save me, and that means no one is coming to stop me either.

5353

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean, I slept like a log last night 🫣 I guess the key is to rack up a few nights of disturbed sleep, compounded by overwork & fatigue, and eventually you'll get a full night's rest once a month

110

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

let's try this again, everyone manifest a Good Sleep™️ for me pls

4230

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

oh to see the world through his lens

000

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

why is it not just called rumpday at this point

3330

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

😂 My love for you just increased 87%

010

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

well don't bully me either, I'll cry too

010

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

why, are you messing with us? 👀🤺

120

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this is why I adore you, you always have a practical answer 🥺🥰

030

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

did you know that when you delete a project from your monthly report, your boss doesn't magically forget the project? who knew

1360

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Go up to those users and say "you're ruining my life" directly to their face

120

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You do know that means worse puns are incoming

100

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

emceeing yet another weekend event in another city this week except this event lasts for two days so I'm about to be even more 🌀unhinged🌀 than usual

4210

darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That kinda was my basis for this lol

110