Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 2hI've just had the misfortune of going on FB for about the fourth time in six years. Anyway, saw a post about a local pub closing so I had a look. Usual vile comments about it becoming an HMO to house immigrants. One particularly vocal bell-end wanging on. Guess where he lives? Pattaya. *long sigh* 020
Reposted by Darren Whitfield☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Anyone want this £50 to see Reece Shearsmith and Jeremy Dyson in conversation in Walthamstow (London) 18th Oct? 21013
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Overdoing it a bit there with the false smiles, lads. Really showing how much it means. 🙄 010
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldGlum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The extra money that city got from cheating bought this team of superstars. Right now it's like if an athlete had been found guilty of using drugs to enhance their performance, but are still allowed to race against the clean athletes. #LIVMCI 0128
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Enjoy your shameless celebrations. Ultimately it means nothing and deep down they all know it. An absolute stain on the game. 081
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldBack to back to back olé olé @yetigoosecreat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This. If you believe they’ve pumped £800m in by false accounting and not spent a few million getting refs onside then you’re insane. 12111
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I didn't watch loads of his games at Bournemouth but was Kerkez's crossing always this bad? 010
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ashton-under-Lyne's Chris Kavanagh giving City absolutely everything. If you're not aware, Ashton-under-Lyne is in Manchester and it's about ten minutes from the Etihad. He shouldn't be anywhere near this fixture. 000
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Resilience? I think you mean shameless. 010
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So, last night's curry evening was also our mate Rob Varney's 60th birthday. All the lads chipped in to get him some personalised skateboard related presents, including a vintage Powell Peralta Steve Caballero deck signed by the very man himself. He was absolutely delighted. Great night. 010
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I had a really hot curry last night and it's now the morning after. I'll spare you the details, you don't have to be Columbo to work it out. *long sigh* 220
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hideously barbaric. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukFort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon saysPete Hegseth says the execution will be public, but a legal expert says the "unprecedented" decision is on "uncertain legal terrain". 230
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Working on a house at the minute that's having a lot of work done so there's loads of other tradies there. It always amazes me how many of them sod off home about 2-3pm. Invariably we're the last to leave between 5-6pm.* Blows my mind. *Light and weather permitting. Earlier in the winter, obviously 010
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldClaire C @wotclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/202617yo said how cold it’s going to be tomorrow morning. I said I can put the heating on but it’ll be her main Christmas present. 2413
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 851148945
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldVaun Earl Norman @vaun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm in the mirror today this time for a positive story. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news... gofund.me/5fa1d483fmirror.co.ukActor realised he needed scooter after role in Gregg Davies comedyHe's now fundraising after battling bowel cancer in 2006 and 2025 194
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just watched 'Obsession' and I'm not sure what all the fuss is about to be honest. Maybe I'm getting old. Impressive given its budget but it didn't do it for me. 000
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Already missing not filming. Back to my side hustle for a little while. No trailer to chill in and no driving to pick me up. I'll actually have to do some things for myself. Boooo! 😁 020
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just catching up on the WRC and good grief what a rally. Congratulations to Elfyn Evans, proper chuffed for him. Runner-up in 20, 21, 23, 24 and 25 and now World Champion at 37. The first Welshman and first Brit since Richard Burns in 2001. Get in! 💪🏻 110
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'll try again... 🙄 Johnny Flynn is delightfully demented as Frankie Cooper in series 2 of MobLand. The playful and intelligent but equally dark and psychotic balance is perfect. So good. I also didn't realise he's Jerome Flynn's half-brother. Every day's a school day etc. 010
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nasty dementia mam is in full swing today. Dead eyes and being very scathing about everything and anyone, including me. Lots of swearing about the staff. ☹️ 250
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, getting a bit fed up now with protein EVERYTHING! 000
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know when you've been really busy and you're not 100% sure what day it is? It's not helped by Jame Martin's Saturday Morning being repeated on a Sunday morning. It is Sunday, isn't it? 110
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Anyone else sick of being guilt-tripped to give to charity at checkouts if you pay by card? This press green for yes or red for no thing. 230
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#notTOTP Wow. Staring aside, this is wonderful. 010
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldHumanists UK @humanists.uk · 02/10/2026Hey, Suella, leave them kids alone. A school's job is educate children, not force them into religious worship. Keep Christian Nationalism OUT of assemblies, classrooms, and the curriculum. Agree? Sign our petition today 👇 humanists.uk/action/keep-...humanists.ukKeep Christian Nationalism out of our schoolsReform UK wants to force every school to sing Christian hymns – and says there will be ‘consequences’ for schools that refuse. Add your name and help us defend inclusive education. Reform UK has unvei... 23365152
Reposted by Darren WhitfieldSon of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Choreographer was William Shatner #TOTP 051
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw Erasure at Milton Keynes Bowl in 1990 and it's still one of the best gigs I've been to. Absolutely brilliant. 000
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bollocks. I couldn't find a gif for sanctimonious. 100
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#TOTPstatic.klipy.comCoquin Grrr: Intense SmileALT: Coquin Grrr: Intense Smile 180
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#TOTP Another band I thought were American. 000
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not convinced he's playing that guitar. #TOTP 😬 000
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Alright, Bruce, calm yer knickers. #TOTP 030
Darren Whitfield @darrenwhitfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm going to have a celebratory G&T. Like my own little wrap party. 010