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Darren and Poley

@darrenandpoley.bsky.social
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I am really bad at going to and having fun at Disneyland. Should be a no-brainer. Not for this guy. Bluesky's Premier Southern California Haunt Correspondent ("He's my absolute favorite!" --your mom)

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 43m
relatable
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1h
by who, medusa
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1h
As we all know, the wealthy famously got so wealthy by spending lots of money.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 2h
"Find more affluent visitors." Like, how? Conjure them out of thin air? Where does he think all the wealth is going?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 2h
Honest question for Chapek (and other “constant growth” evangelists): Does he think on average that people are getting wealthier or poorer right now?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 16h
[Tommy Lister Jr voice] WELL FUCK YOU THEN PUNK
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 16h
People seemed to want it to be scarier and it's not supposed to be scary, it's just supposed to be creepy and fascinating, like a Twilight Zone episode that keeps giving, and that's what it was. Good stuff.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 16h
Haven't watched all the various Carries including the new show, but do any of them give us King's actual ending? (like, she fucks up the entire town, not just the school)
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 16h
Short of nationalizing US oil, there is nothing he can do to lower prices even if he did have more time. Even ending the war in Iran with a fully operating strait will not bring down prices anytime soon. We're looking at these prices for like a year or more. At least.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 17h
but, and, also, too, don't take a loose cellphone or camera or device onto a roller coaster. If you're going to record, use approved, secured gear. Otherwise keep your phone in a zippered pocket, the pouch, or a locker.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 17h
And not victim blaming, I don't think he was trying to create viral content, but some people are uncomfortable when those clamshells come all the way down against the abdomen, they like a little room to breathe. Maybe that was all it was.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 17h
If I had to guess: he did the Tik Tok challenge trick of using your hands/arms to create a gap between thighs and lapbar to get more airtime in your seat, the TM doing the restraint check missed it, the gap should've triggered an issue, but didn't (or it was ignored), then the rest.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 17h
There is probably going to me some sort of maintenance/restraint check combo of errors, but those restraints just can't malfunction. It's almost easier to believe he passed right through them, like a ghost.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 17h
The more I read about that Goliath tragedy at Six Flags, the more I think to myself, "This is impossible. There is no way it could have happened." It's just so baffling.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 20h
donald Trump needs to shut the fuck up!!!!
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 21h
Restaurants with names like "Wood & Pearl" or "Thistle & Thorn" are guaranteed to be mid. There is not a single elite example of one of these.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 22h
best of the series
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you also cannot complain about cold food when your order was to go. yeah, that's gonna happen. review accordingly. don't dock the place some stars because you didn't eat the item fresh from the kitchen, as it was intended.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"the girl at the hostess stand was really rude, so we just left without ordering. 1 star" No, that is not a review. You did not eat anything. Your review is meaningless and as rude as the service you received. Eat the food, then get back to me.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I also don't have time for reviews about bad service, rude host stand, late or incorrect orders, where you were sat, how long the wait was, any of that shit. Get to the food. Tell me how the food was, with pics, preferably.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
a little unfair that the lowest rated restaurants on Yelp are all fast food. you have GOT to go in with low expectations, what are we doing here
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here is Norma with her statuette.
Norma Shearer in fur-lined gown with Oscar statuette, smiling at camera
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Norma Shearer had a lazy eye, which she took great pains to correct for her performances. She also made the silent-to-talkie transition through the help of her brother, the Sound guy (who won for The Big House this same year, remember), who introduced her to a studio vocal coach.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The movie was also nominated for Best Director "Pop" Leonard (who lost to Lewis Milestone for All Quiet), Writer John Meehan (who lost to Frances Marion for The Big House), and Outstanding Production (which lost to All Quiet).
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Producer Irving Thalberg originally wanted Joan Crawford for this film because he didn't think Norma had enough sex appeal. And he was MARRIED to her. Bonkers shit. Or, it's possible he didn't want it to look like she got the part because she was "sleeping with the boss." Rude either way.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Norma Shearer was nominated for Best Actress six times in her career and won it just this once for this film. Her second of six nominations was from the same year for Their Own Desire (1930 dir. E. Mason Hopper).
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The next film is The Divorcee (1930 dir. Robert Z. Leonard). This is on some of the freebies, and Hoopla if you have a library card.
Norma Shearer with martini glass against a backdrop of men in top hats looking pensive
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Arliss wanted this film released before Alfred Green's other film The Green Goddess, even though the latter was shot first, but it didn't matter as Arliss was nominated for both films, and won for this one. He was fine, I guess.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Disraeli is a stodgy historical. Very static camera. It's basically just a filmed version of the stage play, which Disraeli also starred in. Not sure why this was nominated for Best Picture.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
getting sick in old times was wild. the doctor would be in there most of the day, then come out mopping his brow saying, “I can’t tell what’s wrong. She’s sleeping now, and there’s a chance she’ll pull through, but there’s also a chance she will die horribly. The next 24 hours are crucial.”
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did you know that Gary Busey is an Academy Award nominee for Best Actor?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
agree
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I did, as a kid, it's fine
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
agree, every haunt would need a fresh guide every year, and they're so short it's like why bother. still, I think a savvy enough haunt-goer can get a really decent idea of strategy pre-event from both announcements and experience, then put it to the test a couple times opening weekend.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Even the sites that do have some kind of strategy, it's usually bare bones or based on one maybe two visits (often with free line skips from media passes), when they are based on visits at all. And the usual advice just continues to be "buy a line skip"
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
granted, even my HHN guide says uh yeah you should probably purchase express. but it still at least has a guide for in case you don't
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
example: I'm going to Fright Fest this weekend. I have no plans to write a guide about it, especially since the season is ending soon (which is sad). But I don't see any guides that say "do this in this order to maximize your time." Everyone's just assuming you're purchasing line skips now.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
haunt peeve: no one but me seems interested in doing strategy guides for haunts. plenty of blogs have details you can get from the theme park sites (mazes, food, shows, etc.) organized into one page, which is appreciated, but no one seems interested in telling me how to do all the mazes in one night
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
which one of you did this
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Probably not the first time it has happened
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when you see her in person, you go insane from the sheer eldritch impossibility
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
she's one of the devil's advocate demons mid-morph
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
thinking of writing an office memoir called But the Pizza Wasn't for Us
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like we predicted this.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
finally. fall weather.
dog in a full body sweater
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i can't live without ghost adventures and triple d, please, someone who is good at budgets, help, my family is dying
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
answer the question
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no way to really do that biologically
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
True, but AI actress Tilly Norwood WAS confirmed killed in the strike.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are B&M hyper coaster restraints malfunctioning? Is that what happened here?
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