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Darren and Poley

@darrenandpoley.bsky.social
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I am really bad at going to and having fun at Disneyland. Should be a no-brainer. Not for this guy. Bluesky's Premier Southern California Haunt Correspondent ("He's my absolute favorite!" --your mom)

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 3h
Haven't watched all the various Carries including the new show, but do any of them give us King's actual ending? (like, she fucks up the entire town, not just the school)
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 3h
Short of nationalizing US oil, there is nothing he can do to lower prices even if he did have more time. Even ending the war in Iran with a fully operating strait will not bring down prices anytime soon. We're looking at these prices for like a year or more. At least.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 4h
The more I read about that Goliath tragedy at Six Flags, the more I think to myself, "This is impossible. There is no way it could have happened." It's just so baffling.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 7h
donald Trump needs to shut the fuck up!!!!
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 8h
Restaurants with names like "Wood & Pearl" or "Thistle & Thorn" are guaranteed to be mid. There is not a single elite example of one of these.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 9h
best of the series
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11h
a little unfair that the lowest rated restaurants on Yelp are all fast food. you have GOT to go in with low expectations, what are we doing here
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 23h
getting sick in old times was wild. the doctor would be in there most of the day, then come out mopping his brow saying, “I can’t tell what’s wrong. She’s sleeping now, and there’s a chance she’ll pull through, but there’s also a chance she will die horribly. The next 24 hours are crucial.”
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did you know that Gary Busey is an Academy Award nominee for Best Actor?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
agree
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
haunt peeve: no one but me seems interested in doing strategy guides for haunts. plenty of blogs have details you can get from the theme park sites (mazes, food, shows, etc.) organized into one page, which is appreciated, but no one seems interested in telling me how to do all the mazes in one night
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
which one of you did this
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
thinking of writing an office memoir called But the Pizza Wasn't for Us
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like we predicted this.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
finally. fall weather.
dog in a full body sweater
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i can't live without ghost adventures and triple d, please, someone who is good at budgets, help, my family is dying
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
True, but AI actress Tilly Norwood WAS confirmed killed in the strike.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are B&M hyper coaster restraints malfunctioning? Is that what happened here?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Southern Californians are allotted one (1) day of Fall before November. Today is that day, we are all very excited.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today is a day the Lord hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad if it happens today.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
josh allen where are you having lunch tomorrow can i join u ?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
poor james unable to watch the kick lol
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They didn’t even deserve it, but a win is a win. Go Billsies.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cook owes Rousseau beers for the rest of the season.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
every goddamn time
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why is every coach in the NFL acting like they’ve never managed a clock this week
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
GOP catchphrase: Thoughts and prayers Dem catchphrase: Raises serious questions
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
nice. but also, they need to cut their food and drink prices because that shit was ridiculous
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
look, I would love to quit X for good, but it is where I bank
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Bride was in Origins! I waved an emphatic hello.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The bed monster in Room 13 is officially busted. Nothing there now.
bedroom with crumpled sheets in maze Room 13 at KSF. there used to be an animatronic attached to the wall here
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bring back the early 60s practice of pronouncing “robot” as “robutt”
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the gore-ing 20s scare actors still “die” on the 15s. has anyone gotten to the bottom of that?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
dressing up in a flannel shirt and beanie and standing still facing the wall in some less populated section of knott’s scary farm
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you don’t want to know how Brits pronounce tortoise
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Fontainebleau in Vegas is advertising aggressively in this area and in the commercial they show a woman playing blackjack choosing to “stay” (a play on “staying” at the resort) when she has a soft 18 vs a dealer face card. This is the incorrect play. The correct play is to hit.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
athletes and celebrities doing ads for gambling websites know no shame
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
may we one day have the representation in office that so far just lives in Steve Bannon’s head
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
can they come over here and strike our data centers too ?
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just got kicked out of Disneyland for giving a thumbs down from the railroad to all the people walking below
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I regret to inform you that, out of sheer spite towards me personally, Josh D’Amaro has turned the volume back up on the lightning strike in the Grand Canyon diorama.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BREAKING: AI actress Tilly Norwood is dead. She was killed by a Ukrainian drone strike on a data center in Russia.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BREAKING: Liberty Biberty, an outspoken anti-vaxxer, has died of the measles.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
all you had to do was kick a field goal and win
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lmao commanders you need to fire your coach lol
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This may have been true a couple years ago but anecdotally my theater has been more packed than it’s ever been for films that aren’t coming close to winning anything.
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
calm down cam little it aint the super bowl
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that was just a stupid game lol
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh that’s why the color commentary sucks, it’s jason kelce. like listening to the annoying drunk at the bar talk nonsense about the game to anyone in earshot, except even less funny
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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
look at this fuckin dog holy shit
bat eared dog with crooked ass teeth happy about something
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